View Full Version : best punchlines, wordplay, metephors?


jbbj1515
06-22-2007, 12:55 AM
got the idea from the "worst punchlines, wordplay, metaphors" thread, which is pretty entertaining. i figured this would make a good one too. ill post one of my favorite lines from rakim:

Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard

Noyze
06-22-2007, 02:05 AM
Lol, ok.

"I'm just in charge of rhymes, you're playin hard like fags in locker rooms
bomb squads tailgating record stores, my shit is dropping soon."
- Qwel

"If you can't stand the heat then turn the kitchen colder
in 20 bar writtin quotas you'd feel outta place like an eviction notice"
- Wordsworth

"Yo wait a minute savior, how about a little truth?
You couldn't save yourself if you had a cape and a phone booth."
- Slug

PENIS
06-22-2007, 02:26 AM
"suck my dick" - Penis

B-Raff
06-22-2007, 11:45 AM
"Turn your tux red, Im far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head"
- Big L

" You got fucked upstate, you cupcake
How many dicks can your butt take?
I ran through every bitch in my path
I was fuckin' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half"
- Big L

Swagasaurus Rex
06-22-2007, 11:52 AM
"This shit is eternal, I rock the heavens well/
Even if they won't let me in heaven, I raise hell, 'till it's heaven/"

-Jay Z, 7 Minute Freestyle

"I beat kids wit lead pipes, I leave trails of dead mics/
Where i'm from *****s jewels get ran like red lights/"

-Big L, 7 Minute Freestyle

"Fuckin' punk, you ain't a leader what, nobody followed you/
You was never shit, your mother should've swallowed you/"

-Big L, '98 Freestyle

"You'll get smacked right in the kisser like Jackie Gleason/
And watch son/sun set it off like light decreasing/"

-Vast Aire, Stress Rap

Brock Lesnar
06-22-2007, 11:53 AM
wow.....this is the latest hot shit

You Damn Right I'll Click The Pound,And Blow It By Ya
Just Like A Campsight The Way I Sit Around And Open Fire-???

D^Coy
06-22-2007, 12:48 PM
I fucking HATE that beavis line from Big L. IMO, it was TOO predictable the first time I heard it. My friends were saying variations of that (not in rap form) when I was in 7th grade.

...

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (shittin on rappers)

-Eminem - Still Don't Give A Fuck

fuckin genius...

Red Gone Wyld
06-22-2007, 12:56 PM
dont put out?
i'll put you out
wont get out?
i'll push you out
puss blew out, poppin shit, wouldnt piss on fire to put you out
am i too nice
buy you ice?
bitch if you died i wouldnt buy you life

Alan Johnson
06-22-2007, 01:48 PM
"The Tech is my utensil //
Fillin *****z with so much lead they can use they dick for a pencil //
Im known for snatchin purses, n bombin churches //
I get more pussy by accident than most *****z get on purpose //
I got drug spots from New York to Canada //
Cos Big L be fuckin with more keys than a Janitor"
Big L

"The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes // A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time"
Big L

"Ayo my whole entourage is large from here to Vegas //
immitaters hate us cuz we sport gators and flavors //
put snitches in boxes coppers and federals watch us //
they tried everything in this world to lock us but cant stop us //
I'm known for rocking tour, picture me mopping floors //
only fuck with keys and not the kind that be locking doors"
Big L

"Conneticut veteren better then ever before //
handprints embedded in metal of mics I tore"
Apathy

"Hardest african on the market, cuase I got the smartest plan to market targets that no other artist can"
Villainelle

"I could then no longer use it to apply to the flow, your jokes crack me up like baking soda applied to the blow"
Villainelle

"Over money and religion there's more blood to spill //
The wounds of slaves in cotton fields that never heal //
What's the deal? //
A lot of cats who buy records are straight broke //
But my language universal they be recitin my quotes //
While R&B singers hit bad notes, we rock the boat //
of thought, that my man Louis' statements just Provoked"
Talib Kweli

"Thinkin' they shits is heavy when they light like ilumination //
Intellectual masturbation with premature ejaculation //
I'm comin' cleaner than vaccinations //
My fascination with character assassination, //
Got these *****z burnin' like sensation //
We keep it hot like matches and on lock like latches"
Talib Kweli

"If its logical, I'll bottle you, beat the shit outta you //
Go to your Wake and beat shit outta whoever says "Bye" to you"
Saigon

"I pause for you people to peep, The Letter P //
poetically putting the paragraph so perfectly //
No I aint a P.I.M.P //
But I got a Pistol In My Pocket, Perpetrate and I pop it!"
Saigon

"Personally I preach prophocy //
These punks putting out poems about pimping pushing and property, pleaseee. //
People aint prepared to be pursuaded by political paraphrases they threaten in the papers"
Saigon

Plug Zero
06-22-2007, 02:00 PM
*****z want me dead but they're scared to step to me
rip they gutz out like a hysterectomy

*****z so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets

bobby bobby bobby, digi digi digi
stuck to ya ass like a victoria secret wedgie

I gut you like a cigarette
reconstruct your design

Red Gone Wyld
06-22-2007, 02:01 PM
hundred rifles a self, handcuff burt reynolds to jim brown and escape with racquel welsh

Red Gone Wyld
06-22-2007, 02:04 PM
oh yeah and how could you forget:

you cant get ya groove back, dont even bother askin angela basset
you just get ya ass kicked
get ya head chopped off and dropped in a basket

Plug Zero
06-22-2007, 02:05 PM
I still get head like a guillotine basket

Noyze
06-22-2007, 02:17 PM
I fucking HATE that beavis line from Big L. IMO, it was TOO predictable the first time I heard it. My friends were saying variations of that (not in rap form) when I was in 7th grade.

...

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives (shittin on rappers)

-Eminem - Still Don't Give A Fuck

fuckin genius...

That's incredible and most cats don't catch it.



"If its logical, I'll bottle you, beat the shit outta you //
Go to your Wake and beat shit outta whoever says "Bye" to you"
Saigon


That was solid.




" To me you suck, and your wife made you the man you are
Iíve seen tighter rappers on a candy bar
Iím too nice to get ripped, fuck what you said
Take them white jokes and put it between two slices of Wonder Bread
And from what I understand you think Iím god, thatís sorta true
I aint expensive to those who canít afford to lose
We pull cards of pathetic squads
Americans express themselves and get charged for credit fraud."
- Copywrite

Quale
06-22-2007, 03:21 PM
Chino XL

I leave *****z confused like homeless on house arrest

or

Leave you with more blodclots than 2 jamaicans arguing

or

You sold ya cd for 99 cents but, a blank cd's a dollar 50, you'd make more if you'd shut the fuck up

Qwel

Just because I stand over you doesn't mean you understand me

Noyze
06-23-2007, 05:12 AM
^^^
Those are all good. The first one had me laughin.




For starters I’m takin’ out most of mc’s that you deal wit
all at one time like little kids on a field trip.
- Rah Digga

The chinese be believin these raps
they don't know what I’m sayin they just relate to how I’m eatin these cats. (damn)
- Gunz

It's miserable, the way that I effect y'all lives
When I reveal the naked truth it will molest y'all eyes
- Wordsworth

Kanife is the type that’ll hide in ya bushes late at night
Jump out and invite you to a fight
- Kaniva of D12

I'm mad quite, you wont even know that I'm there
My closet's full of skeletons I hang my coats on a chair.
- Rise

Cengiz
06-23-2007, 05:21 AM
" To me you suck, and your wife made you the man you are
I’ve seen tighter rappers on a candy bar

Dope.

jbbj1515
06-23-2007, 05:59 AM
^^^
Those are all good. The first one had me laughin.




For starters Iím takiní out most of mcís that you deal wit
all at one time like little kids on a field trip.
- Rah Digga

The chinese be believin these raps
they don't know what Iím sayin they just relate to how Iím eatin these cats. (damn)
- Gunz

It's miserable, the way that I effect y'all lives
When I reveal the naked truth it will molest y'all eyes
- Wordsworth

Kanife is the type thatíll hide in ya bushes late at night
Jump out and invite you to a fight
- Kaniva of D12

I'm mad quite, you wont even know that I'm there
My closet's full of skeletons I hang my coats on a chair.
- Rise

hahaha thats just straight up funny

YeshuaBenJoseph
06-23-2007, 08:50 AM
I still get head like a guillotine basket

WORD.

"you couldn't beat me to death if i let you jump first" - qwel

the whole of i gotcha by lupe fiasco

Nickel
06-23-2007, 10:45 AM
You dudes is noodles, I got more ziti to bake
You dudes is cake, I keep two biscuits on the waist,
Razorblades under the tongue,I will eat ya face.
Appetite for destruction, I am starvin today
Got a money hungry lawyer that'll eat the case
And thats just food for thought, Don't let it go to waste
*****, bite the bullet until you stuffin ya face
-Jay-Z "U Don't Know (Remix)"

all talkin abut food

PERRY
06-23-2007, 10:57 AM
Seven years and countin, I've been accounting
For unaccountable rap problems
'Cause accountant countin his rap dollars
-royce first verse of politics

Noyze
06-23-2007, 05:33 PM
You dudes is noodles, I got more ziti to bake
You dudes is cake, I keep two biscuits on the waist,
Razorblades under the tongue,I will eat ya face.
Appetite for destruction, I am starvin today
Got a money hungry lawyer that'll eat the case
And thats just food for thought, Don't let it go to waste
*****, bite the bullet until you stuffin ya face
-Jay-Z "U Don't Know (Remix)"

all talkin abut food

Always loved the that verse.


"Iím the undisputed metaphor rap queen
always cookin' up some shit like mom's a crack fiends
so what's the word? Strike a nerve when I'm speakin'
Any emcee whether black or white, or Puerto Rican
I'm the big dog, you just a cat stuck in a tree
Your whole career wont even get past a Smack DVD."
- Rah Digga

"Addicted to mics, I hope you break your hard habit
Iíll embarrass you and send the battle tape to Bob Sagget."
- Rise

"I'll take my seat atop of the Brooklyn Bridge with a Coke and a bag of chips
To watch a thousand lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped."
- Aesop Rock

Ohini_Jonez
06-23-2007, 06:03 PM
Now watch me rip the tat from ya arm
kick you in the groin, stick you for ya Vanguard Award
In front ya mom ya first second and third born
Get ya wife on the horn to Call Minister Farrakhan
So he can convince me to squash it
I be like naw he started it he forgot what a hardcore artist is
A hardcore artist is a dangerous man
Trained to run 25 miles on soft sand
On or off land
Then kick 50 bars off hand from a lost and forgotten land...

LL got served... no homo...

D^Coy
06-27-2007, 12:07 AM
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it


I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at u.....with a baby in it

#BOSSMAYNE
06-27-2007, 12:09 AM
Cam'ron feat Hell Rell, JR Writer & Jim Jones

Hell and JR's parts went hard as hell....

[Hell Rell]
My flow is novocaine, my bars is hurricanes (Katrina)
I got hell-a cain, mac in the melon range
Hop out and shells exchange
I wanna see these *****z die die, make they mom feel hell-a pain
Walk around like I got a broom in my pants
Na that's a fuckin' A-K, heavy tool in my pants, damn
Man these cowards better stay in they lane
And if they ain't getting the picture, it ain't in the frame
VVS's stay in my chain (bling) they in my ring (There they go)
You must of wrote your will already if your sayin our names
Hell Rell, Mr. Ruger Ruger, I'm a shooter shooter
You hung with the girls you double dutch or hoola-hooper
Hop skip and jumpin, block clickin and jumpin
Glock clickin and dumpin, it's the mighty

[J.R. Writer]
Listen I'm quite known, nice chrome, a cyclone *****z
Ya sight blown, Right-o, my white stones glitter
Left hand bling, the right one shiver
Stallion, medallion, a ice cold picture
The white stone flipper
That white tone, nights home, getting' rid of the weight like lipo mister
This psycho sicker
That ain't crackin' ya pimp, you got a rat as a friend like Mike on Thriller
This ain't nothing to me, a scrapper at its best
No rapper could impress, man I'm crack right out the jets
You rappin indirect
But it's lookin like a movie shoot
How they sendin all these damn actors at the set

DŁtch
06-27-2007, 12:25 AM
I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at u.....with a baby in it

I strike a still pose, and hit you with some ill flows
that dont even make sense, like dykes using dildos

And

Forget a chorus, my metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get applause
And by the time you all catch on Ima end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on
I'll throw you off of ten floors
Pull a fuckin headache out of my head and put it in yours

MostUnderrated
06-27-2007, 02:42 AM
"I told my crips I'll fuck the blood up like HIV."

"Beef with me is like a common cold, it comes with the coughin (coffin)"

"I stack bread while you spending ya dough,
I must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"If i was a blood id spilt the C like im moses"

^Papoose

MostUnderrated
06-27-2007, 02:49 AM
"That X, got him thinkin' he was DMX / Then he switched to 'Pac now he's tryna be him next / So which one are you? X, Luther, Pac or Michael / Juss keep singin' the same song, recycled"
"C'mon now, you know the white boy'll bite you / I hurt your pride dawg and you know I don't like to / But I will if I have to, with syllable after syllable I just slap you / Killin' you fasta than you poppin' pill afta little pill of them tabs of that shit you on"
"I'ma grown man dawg come holla / All you did was slapdance, smile and swallow / another one of them little X pills in front of me / And tell me 50 Cent was everything you wanna be come on"

-Eminem at Ja Rule

J.A.W.
06-27-2007, 02:52 AM
for dismemberment gentlemen i recomend heavy duty bones saws, that cutt thru gendulums like pendulums//

Necro: Dead Body Disposal
CD: Gory Days

Cengiz
06-27-2007, 03:23 AM
WORD.

"you couldn't beat me to death if i let you jump first" - qwel

the whole of i gotcha by lupe fiasco

Dooooope.

yungdeez
06-27-2007, 04:39 AM
Mos Def - Sunshine
I don't hate players, I don't love the game
I'm the shot clock, way above the game

Alan Johnson
06-27-2007, 05:00 AM
"The Hurricanes Eye Open, Gale Winds Blowin, Moses On A Row Boat Floatin In The Ocean //
I Figured Out How To Save Water In A Drout If You Save The Right Amount //
I Know We Can Make It Out, The Ever Expanding Mind Commanding The Body Do You Copy? //
The Quantum Biology Biopsy, My Awe Stare Design Are So Ahead Of They Time //Even If You Press Rewind Ya Still Left Behind //"
Canibus

"Cold, Calice, Chronic, Chemical Imbalance Smoking The Chalice In A Rabbit Hole With Alice"
Canibus

Quale
06-27-2007, 05:22 AM
Diabolic

Go ahead n' grip glocks, I'll break your trigga finger in 6 spots, you'll have to liplock with hypodermic needles to lick shots

Alan Johnson
06-27-2007, 06:36 AM
"God Gave Me Brains In Both Heads, //
So Everytime I Masterbate 'I'ma Stroke Of Genius' //"
Vakill

"Wonder how this dude whispers thunder sounds //
You’re fly like crippled Ostrich's I scare heads underground //
And break it down like midget B-boys doing mathematics //
When style switches faster than faggots rockin' their thongs backwards //
Ask if I'll kill your career with one verse? //
You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first //
He's a pussy on the low don't fuck with Philippine cuisine //
Deeper than Mexican philosophy and Chevy submarines //
What's he mean? I think he means your whack beat //
In fact I'm harder to catch than hailin' taxis with black peeps // "
Qwel

"I'm so underground I should get production in China"
Cage

''Starvin' with one table and no mic //
And still get it on bombin' and flow nice //
Spit vomit and throw dice //
Taking chances with life trying to get by //
And stop all the time trying to get high //
Gotta clear mind and stay focused, avoid serpents //
And worship life, we like merchants // ''
Cannibal Ox

"See im more than famous // the public school system takes class trips to my projects to watch me twist the language"
Chino XL

"You wouldn't get signed if you had a white cast on your leg"
Chino XL

''Diabetic MC's must think shit is sweet //
these venomous techniques, I leave heat //
A ***** gots to have it in these streets //
Bubble eyed G-S on they teams wit beats // "
Ras Kass

"I kick rhymes only god could produce //
I’m so sick I spit rhymes with a doctors excuse //
*****z praise me like I’ma be Lord //
Cause I’m on top of my game like I’m having sex with a Monopoly board //"
Jakki The Motamouth

"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me //
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory //"
Eminem

"I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks"
Eminem

"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers"
Eminem

You could be quick, jump a candlestick, burn your back //
and fuck Jill on a hill but you still ain't Jack // "
Eminem

"You Could Date A Stick Of Dynamite And Wouldn't Go Out With A Bang"
Eminem

"You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally //
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally // "
Eminem

Red Gone Wyld
06-27-2007, 12:30 PM
the criteria, for slaughtering, is my siberia frigid raps like a nigerian spitting caps,
superior wit an axe, the turnicates wrappin yer skull cap like a fitted hat till it cracks.

juxin the track like im cookin some crack lookin to smack you in the face if yer wack, its a brooklyn attack!

--necro

J.A.W.
06-27-2007, 12:56 PM
Diabolic

Go ahead n' grip glocks, I'll break your trigga finger in 6 spots, you'll have to liplock with hypodermic needles to lick shots



it's not 'break'.. it's 'snap' your trigga finger in 6 spots...




i'm inslaving women from ucrane//
they dont understand english but they understand pain, it's the language of anguish//


Necro: White Slavery

Plug Zero
06-27-2007, 01:11 PM
it's not 'break'.. it's 'snap' your trigga finger in 6 spots...

What a dyke. Neg rep comin your way.

Quale
06-27-2007, 01:22 PM
yea, my fault, everyone should neg rep me, what was I thinking

Plug Zero
06-27-2007, 03:41 PM
I meant the other dude. Like that really needed correcting.

Noyze
06-27-2007, 03:58 PM
MC's are gunned down like being run down with mad trucks
Them God struck, religious *****z call it bad luck. (Wow!)
- Gza

Raps froze up, they got yaíll caught in a blizzard
Still Iím bring mics back like the Washington Wizards
You really oughta consider, outline the chalk on a river
Cause like a mute mailman, I donít talk I deliver.
- Copywrite

Rappers wanna know how to get fresh on a beat
well I can show you how to get there like Sesame Street.
- MC Juice

We can face the fuck off like hockey or Face Off like Travolta
Face off like car radios with the mind of Minolta.
- Pharoahe Monch

They won't allow me in battles anymore cause the clubs I hit are non smoking.
- Tonedeff

J.A.W.
06-28-2007, 02:38 AM
I meant the other dude. Like that really needed correcting.


buddy neg?? like it matters.. lol

your quoting lines.. i think it does matter..

neg for u to.. lol (jokes) cou'bitch'gh

KingMayne
06-28-2007, 03:05 AM
read the lyrics of an Aesop Rock song.

yungdeez
06-28-2007, 06:22 AM
"They try'na fingerprint me and gimme some years, but they'll only get one finger while im shiftin gears"
Ludacris - Act A Fool

Street Crime UK
06-28-2007, 10:41 AM
Look look, they hearts racin'
They start chasin'
But I'm so fast when I blow past
That they can't BREATHE
In the presence of the man
Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man
You betta BREATHE

You *****z can't share my air
Or walk a mile in the pair I wear
And I'm gettin better year by year
Like they say Juan do
Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the canines through
And I pace myself
I know these money hungry bitches wanna taste my wealth
But I keep em' on a diet
Embrace they health
Or either keep em' on a quiet
And space myself
And just take a deep breath
I got em' grabbin' they chest
Cuz it's hurtin' em' to see Fab in his best
And they in they worst
They rather see me lay in the hearse than lay in the back
And I ain't just layin a verse
I'm sayin the facts
I came back with some sicka stones
That got these broke *****z lookin at me like they chokin' on a chicken bone
Every chick I bone
Can't leave the dick alone
So I know
It's one of them everytime I flip my phone


----------------------------
I'm in the zone boy and I got the chrome boy
I'll have blood gushing out your dome on your homeboy
I'm a threat see you should of left me alone boy
I'm real to the chromosome you a clone boy
Chicks get bone I'm know for getting dome boy
Probably got your baby moms number in my phone boy
And if I hittin the click up dick sucks
Had your bitch in the telly throwin her 'SIX" up

---------------
You don't really want the drama *****
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna *****
You get ate I'm like Dahmer *****
You don't battle you make songs for the chicks like Mashonda *****
The best is me I got stripes like a referee
And coke comin on boats like a refugee
You should switch flow ***** your shits gold
When I drop I'ma shit more than your shit sold *****
-----------------------
You *****z must've got a deal for your health
Your cd is frozen food, it just chills on the shelf
I spend big, at any time I can start splurging
The twin cigs open chests like a heart surgeon
And I'm buttoned up, I'm just a blue collar crook
But I keep a stack thick as few college books
I got a new polished look
And twenty dime bitches, to show y'all *****z how my two dollars look
The boy's got at least six digits on
So the guns gotta be at least midget long
The money, is like ten bridges long
I throw bread around just to turn pigeons on

And still make a mil' off the first of months
These dudes be the first to front
'Til they family and friends is in limos, they in hearse in front
I'm in the top position, I can make you a proposition
I'm in the hard top waiting on the drop edition
To hell with the patience
I'mma send a ***** down under like Australia vacations

-------------------------

Alan Johnson
06-28-2007, 12:22 PM
^ Who said any of those... god people are stupid... just listing bars and no one knows who they are...

Noyze
06-28-2007, 12:59 PM
1st is Fab, 2nd & 3rd is Cassidy. I'm not familiar with the rest.

Street Crime UK
06-28-2007, 02:00 PM
Fab and Cassidy bars

J.A.W.
06-28-2007, 02:11 PM
i'll search you're whole house for that damn white mouse//
and when i finally find it, i'll sniff the whole ounce//


Necro: I Need Drugs

KatcH
06-28-2007, 03:23 PM
Vakill

"Digest words to kill by
Autopilot my technique so even if I sleep on my own shit it's still fly"

"My hip-hop status is C-section because I'm a cut above you pussies"

"During the Rodney riots when *****s burnt down and looted they community
Instead I pulled brick from the walls of my imagination and threw them through the window of opportunity"

"And we motivated by getting screwed
running up in bitches ribs like Adam in a indian giving mood"

"Until emcees unable to respond like I just told a homeless person a knock knock joke"

"Tattoo'd F-U-N for Fuck U *****s while I poke fun at your bitches"

"If you honor throw the book at me, I'm throwing back full of pubic hair with the pages stuck together"

Patrick McCourt
06-28-2007, 09:57 PM
^ Who said any of those... god people are stupid... just listing bars and no one knows who they are...

not as stupid as this though

http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1299905&postcount=27

Schizotypal
06-28-2007, 10:58 PM
We can get it on with America's Best Coppers
Soon as the lead pop you, whoever don't make it
to the funeral or wake can catch you on Ted Koppel
I'm a rare thumper, you just a gay *****
with a rainbow sticker on your rear bumper
-jada

Alan Johnson
06-28-2007, 11:06 PM
That was explained... you cunt

Patrick McCourt
06-28-2007, 11:15 PM
as you would see bawchin, i made this post before you explained

Alan Johnson
06-28-2007, 11:20 PM
I know... I just felt like clarifying

Schizotypal
06-28-2007, 11:22 PM
not a punchline... but i love this line(s)...

What do you expect, I'm from New Orleans,
And majority of my city is rowders,
They tried to make a brand new map without us,
But the tourists come down and spend too many dollars,
And no matter how you change it, it will still be ours

-weezy

Cengiz
06-29-2007, 02:29 AM
"God Gave Me Brains In Both Heads, //
So Everytime I Masterbate 'I'ma Stroke Of Genius' //"
Vakill

"Wonder how this dude whispers thunder sounds //
Youíre fly like crippled Ostrich's I scare heads underground //
And break it down like midget B-boys doing mathematics //
When style switches faster than faggots rockin' their thongs backwards //
Ask if I'll kill your career with one verse? //
You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first //
He's a pussy on the low don't fuck with Philippine cuisine //
Deeper than Mexican philosophy and Chevy submarines //
What's he mean? I think he means your whack beat //
In fact I'm harder to catch than hailin' taxis with black peeps // "
Qwel

"I'm so underground I should get production in China"
Cage

''Starvin' with one table and no mic //
And still get it on bombin' and flow nice //
Spit vomit and throw dice //
Taking chances with life trying to get by //
And stop all the time trying to get high //
Gotta clear mind and stay focused, avoid serpents //
And worship life, we like merchants // ''
Cannibal Ox

"See im more than famous // the public school system takes class trips to my projects to watch me twist the language"
Chino XL

"You wouldn't get signed if you had a white cast on your leg"
Chino XL

''Diabetic MC's must think shit is sweet //
these venomous techniques, I leave heat //
A ***** gots to have it in these streets //
Bubble eyed G-S on they teams wit beats // "
Ras Kass

"I kick rhymes only god could produce //
Iím so sick I spit rhymes with a doctors excuse //
*****z praise me like Iíma be Lord //
Cause Iím on top of my game like Iím having sex with a Monopoly board //"
Jakki The Motamouth

"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me //
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory //"
Eminem

"I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks"
Eminem

"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers"
Eminem

You could be quick, jump a candlestick, burn your back //
and fuck Jill on a hill but you still ain't Jack // "
Eminem

"You Could Date A Stick Of Dynamite And Wouldn't Go Out With A Bang"
Eminem

"You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally //
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally // "
Eminem

The Eminem ones are impressive, that's why i like Infinite so much..

Noyze
06-29-2007, 05:03 AM
"The apples from Adam, but you had 'em stuck in your throat
Facts and wisdom killed the catechism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catechism) entrusting' the pope"
- Robust

^^^Read it again rookies

"S&M rocks the spot? No question
Youíre so wack even your Yes-manís got suggestions. "
- Madchild of Swollen Members

"Iím leavin' in ashes when I blaze it, I'm not to be played with
Rated R son, PG emcees don't really say shit"
- J-Treds

"The time that it takes for me to write a hundred
rhymes be about the amount it takes Jews to count a thousands dimes."
- Defari

"You'll probably miss an exam to hear me kick it and scram
And you wouldn't drop an album if it slipped from your hand"
- Wordsworth

"The only way Iím seein time behind bars is if itís a Cartier"
- Fabolous

Alan Johnson
06-29-2007, 05:22 AM
"The apples from Adam, but you had 'em stuck in your throat
Facts and wisdom killed the catechism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catechism) entrusting' the pope"
- Robust


Damn thats nice..
"You'll probably miss an exam to hear me kick it and scram
And you wouldn't drop an album if it slipped from your hand"
- Wordsworth

Quality!!!

Paper_Soulja
06-29-2007, 05:39 AM
In Corner disputes i toss fellas
fuck red n blue...
i step to gang members wearin cross colors

-- Bloodshed

Noyze
06-30-2007, 04:40 AM
In Corner disputes i toss fellas
fuck red n blue...
i step to gang members wearin cross colors

-- Bloodshed
That's nice


If it wasn't for Microsoft, you faggots wouldn't have no fans
If you lived in the Middle East, you faggots wouldn't have no hands
Society, a stain, plain murderers are worthless
You know you heard it, I grab your crucifix and invert it
- Ill Bill

They say that bright lights and angels some and get you If that's the truth than I expect the black night blocking the sun, I got issues
- Jean Grae

I Knocked out your pretty bitch cause you said youíd battle me at the drop of a dime
- Jakki the Motamouth

I lift every voice when I sing
My ability, make yours look like an exercise in futility
- Jay-Z

Don't do it, cause if I get all mad and pissed
You couldn't be saved if cops came and formatted disk.
- Rise