*Toby*
08-08-2007, 04:21 AM
This is where I update you daily on work.
Today work was hella dead so I sent my employee to buy a 12 pack for us to drink while work was slow. Then an old lady came in and asked me 8 billion questions. Then 3 little niggas came in and wrecked shop on my store so I kicked them out. Then we upped it and bought a case b/c 12 wasnt enough, dunno why I even thought 12 would be okay.
That was my day at work.
Hayzoos
08-08-2007, 04:35 AM
Today I filled in for Tarik at left tackle since he's retiring. So I spent my day protecting Peyton's backside while we put in some new plays. After that I went home and had sex with Jessica, my wife.
*Toby*
08-08-2007, 04:36 AM
sounds like a great day to me
hctuD
08-08-2007, 10:06 AM
Today at work I.....
Wait, I dont have a job, fuck employment.
I sat at home and masturbated, 17 times.
Florida Breeze
08-08-2007, 11:35 AM
Today at work I went through a whole bottle of baby powder. Bitches were getting out of line, so I hadda keep my pimp hand strong mang, ya heard? My kids got kids to feed.
Plug Zero
08-08-2007, 12:40 PM
Today @ work I performed quadruple bypass surgery on Vice President Dick Cheney
D^Coy
08-08-2007, 12:58 PM
Haven't gone to work yet, but i get to mess with the makeup and sniff panties.
SolomonTG
08-08-2007, 03:26 PM
Today at work I blazed in the back room then made pizzas for customers. :D
Brofski
08-08-2007, 03:35 PM
Today in work I interviewed people all fucking day.
I got in my office at 7:45 am to finish some stupid reports that are boring, then interviewed from 9 till 6 pm :@
How fucking gay is that :@ :@
coolplaya
08-08-2007, 03:35 PM
Today at work I fought a brains eating zombie that was going to kill everyone and i aperaped him and I won and saved the world.