Denz
08-21-2003, 11:04 AM
If Eminem ever felt wife Kim Mathers spent too much time with her pals, it's nothing the three of them couldn't work out in bed. 'Kim has a sexual hold on him because of her bisexuality,' said uncle Todd Nelson, who (for some reason) has been keeping an eye on his nephew's sexual proclivities. 'She brings women home and puts them in bed with her, and when Marshal comes in he doesn't come home to just Kim - he comes home to whoever's in bed.' Kim's bisexuality is said to be a factor both in the childhood sweethearts' regular separations and reunions. 'It's every man's dream, right?' offers Nelson. Things may be over for good now, however, as Kim faces drugs charges which could see her away from the bedroom for up to five years.
The white trash rapper's dysfunctional family has been spilling more salacious beans about the life of their lucrative relative in a new documentary, predictably titled The Real Slim Shady. Kim's pet name for the rapper is Rat Boy, according to her cousin Jennifer Watkins, because of the uncanny resemblance he bears to a drowned rat. 'Their marriage was straight out of Jerry Springer,' Watkins said. 'It was crazy and very abusive - a lot of anger, a lot of violence with a splash of love thrown in.'
The white trash rapper's dysfunctional family has been spilling more salacious beans about the life of their lucrative relative in a new documentary, predictably titled The Real Slim Shady. Kim's pet name for the rapper is Rat Boy, according to her cousin Jennifer Watkins, because of the uncanny resemblance he bears to a drowned rat. 'Their marriage was straight out of Jerry Springer,' Watkins said. 'It was crazy and very abusive - a lot of anger, a lot of violence with a splash of love thrown in.'