View Full Version : Would you rather week 3


Vokals
10-22-2007, 02:10 PM
read poll

Don Vito
10-22-2007, 02:18 PM
concentration camp was bullshit . the jews made it up

AlphaOmega123
10-22-2007, 02:32 PM
radiation sickness or concentration camp? Well being part polish mostly german I'd be considered a half breed so I guess radiation sickness for me.

Dezpotic
10-22-2007, 02:48 PM
since I'm white with blue eyes, I think I'd definitely have to go the concentration camp route

I imagine I'd be treated pretty well, they might even give me a crown and first pick of soap and handbags made out of people

I hope I'm not stuck there for any length of time, though, I've heard they're not the most magical places on earth

ZOMG
10-22-2007, 02:54 PM
concentration camp, i could probably survive.

-Maple-
10-22-2007, 03:18 PM
concentration camp i guess...

Scientologist
10-22-2007, 03:27 PM
Depends what the side effects were, if it meant i could fly and had xray vision it doesn't sound too bad...

SomethingAwfl
10-22-2007, 04:12 PM
nuke aftermath could be painless and at worst lots of vomitting and fever then you pass out and die while unconscious which isnt too bad

coolplaya
10-22-2007, 04:53 PM
Depends what the side effects were, if it meant i could fly and had xray vision it doesn't sound too bad...

lmao.. xray vision would be so sick..

Skully Wully
10-22-2007, 05:06 PM
Side effect, it might not be bad but nothing good can come from a concentration camp.

MasSGyozA
10-22-2007, 09:32 PM
nuke aftermath could be painless and at worst lots of vomitting and fever then you pass out and die while unconscious which isnt too bad

its actually rumoured as one of the most painful, slow, and excruciating causes of death.

and a Concentration camp would suck sure, but at least you'd be with all your homies, right :cool:

PLUS: shed them extra pounds...

Vokals
10-22-2007, 09:35 PM
and a Concentration camp would suck sure, but at least you'd be with all your homies, right :cool:

PLUS: shed them extra pounds...


lmao..

Cengiz
10-22-2007, 11:12 PM
concentration camp, fuck that agent orange shit, having a cock as a arm and a arm as your cock, and eyes on your chin, i saw one of them, an asian her mouth and eyes were on the side of her head (where your ears are) and her nose was at the front - and what a conicidence that me and my mates were on shrooms, we thought we were imagining it we couldn't stop staring.

AlphaOmega123
10-22-2007, 11:54 PM
oh you wouldn't have a cock in the arm but your kids might..
Some people who survived the hiroshima aftermath came out of it fine.. well physically anyway.. A few burns but it kinda depends on what's being implied by side effect.

I'm also white with blue eyes but if you know anything about the night of long knives you know nazis didn't actually believe they are precious or special..

AlphaOmega123
10-22-2007, 11:55 PM
Also agent orange is napalm it has nothing to do with nuclear radiation.

Florida Breeze
10-23-2007, 12:16 AM
I could survive a concentration camp.

Cengiz
10-23-2007, 12:45 AM
oh you wouldn't have a cock in the arm but your kids might..
Some people who survived the hiroshima aftermath came out of it fine.. well physically anyway.. A few burns but it kinda depends on what's being implied by side effect.

I'm also white with blue eyes but if you know anything about the night of long knives you know nazis didn't actually believe they are precious or special..

yeah i did nazi history about 3 years ago, how does that have anything to do with blonde hair and blue eyes, you realize you had to have blonde hair as well - i forgot the name he gave to people with those characteristics but night of the long knives was about hitler ordering many of the military to be killed because he thought that they were traitors wasn't it?

AlphaOmega123
10-23-2007, 01:19 AM
yeah i did nazi history about 3 years ago, how does that have anything to do with blonde hair and blue eyes, you realize you had to have blonde hair as well - i forgot the name he gave to people with those characteristics but night of the long knives was about hitler ordering many of the military to be killed because he thought that they were traitors wasn't it?

There was somebody on the prior page saying hed last in a concentration camp because he had blue eyes and that they'd treat him like royalty.
In reality they didn't believe any of that aryan master race shit.
For christ sakes hitler was a brown haired brown eyed austrian lol

I'm just saying even if you met these standards if you fucked up and were caught you were just as worthless as anyone else.

Florida Breeze
10-23-2007, 01:23 AM
Who said it had to be a Nazi concentration camp?

What if it was an Alien concentration camp, and all humans were sent there? Yeah, how about them apples Anne Frank?

Stylin On You
10-23-2007, 01:27 AM
well if i was at a concentration camp mayb i can escape, nuclear side affect...depends on how bad man fuck they both are too low but i have to go with conc camp because im just a tuff dude rock on

Dezpotic
10-23-2007, 01:30 AM
yeah, that was me and I was kidding. I thought the part about a crown would tip you off, but apparently you read half the post and have now decided I'm misinformed based on half-ass reading comprehension

I'm not gonna say you have a crappy sense of humor, since it was barely a joke, but I'm not exactly appreciating the "christ sakes" business

also, the night of long knives was mostly directed at Hitler's political opponents, so it isn't especially relevant to your point except in a roundabout way

[Gem]
10-23-2007, 10:21 AM
Concentration camp. Tho I'd prolly be ordered to the gas chamber before I got in the gate =/

AlphaOmega123
10-23-2007, 12:41 PM
yeah, that was me and I was kidding. I thought the part about a crown would tip you off, but apparently you read half the post and have now decided I'm misinformed based on half-ass reading comprehension

I'm not gonna say you have a crappy sense of humor, since it was barely a joke, but I'm not exactly appreciating the "christ sakes" business

also, the night of long knives was mostly directed at Hitler's political opponents, so it isn't especially relevant to your point except in a roundabout way
*Yanks hair from eyebrow*

Yes, but since most of the people he had by his side were the most trustworthy and had been there for quite some time and he upped and killed them as well as the people under them do you really think he valued ANY form of human life?

....
That was my point.
They did not actually believe in what the were feeding the masses.... They believed only in staying in power.
Through intimidation and of course genocide..

AlphaOmega123
10-23-2007, 12:45 PM
I'm sorry but that's not a joke.
There are ways you structure a statement for it to become a joke.
If you were attempting to use sarcasm aside from the last "I hear they're not the most magical places on earth" then you must suck at it.

Dezpotic
10-23-2007, 12:54 PM
have you considered the possibility that you're just a complete dipshit faggot? because looking at your posts, it seems like you want me to point out when I'm being sarcastic, instead of using the drippy shit between your ears to figure out whether or not I think the nazis were going to give me jewelry

should I tell you what objects in your room are ok to eat? I don't have time to babysit for you, maybe you should include a handicapped plate in your signature, fuckhead

Scientologist
10-23-2007, 01:41 PM
Dez is it alright if i eat these biscuits that have been in my cupboard for like 4 months ?

Nirvana
10-23-2007, 02:15 PM
Concentration camp it is, i'm part of the arian race hitler would love me.

KODEZ
10-23-2007, 03:20 PM
^^^^LMAO

i would choose concentration camp, and do suttin stupid 2 get killed, cuz if i try 2 survive datz just more suffering, and i wont choose 2 live after a nuclear attack, have u see da movie "the hills have eyes"???

Dezpotic
10-23-2007, 03:53 PM
Dez is it alright if i eat these biscuits that have been in my cupboard for like 4 months ?

if they're unwrapped, my guess is no

but then again, think of the first guy to ever eat shrooms

he had no idea whether it would poison him, cure his gout, or send him to the craziest parts of his mind...

you could be an explorer in exciting new drug frontiers

AlphaOmega123
10-23-2007, 07:59 PM
have you considered the possibility that you're just a complete dipshit faggot? because looking at your posts, it seems like you want me to point out when I'm being sarcastic, instead of using the drippy shit between your ears to figure out whether or not I think the nazis were going to give me jewelry\






... The drippy shit? Yeah you sound like a fucking mensa hopeful yourself there sport.


Grow up.
Sarcasm is far more obvious than that, you are just lousy at it.

Own up to your suckage, don't babbel and rant at me like I'm going to care.

Dezpotic
10-23-2007, 10:33 PM
you fucked up your bbcode, misspelled babble, had "grow up" serve as your blistering retort, and your entire argument is based on your moronic belief that sarcasm should be "more obvious"

at this point, my fucking lunch looks smarter than you

also, contrary to what you may have read in Dumb Fuck Monthly, calling someone "sport" on the internet in a cool-as-ice attempt to seem casual and collected actually has the opposite effect of making you seem like an even bigger faggot than when you harangued a guy you've never met for not highlighting satire

do me a favor, the next time you "don't care", just shut the fuck up and go do something you DO care about, like digging for truffles while on a leash held by your teacher/mommy

AlphaOmega123
10-23-2007, 11:52 PM
you fucked up your bbcode



You take your "intranet" too serious E-thug here have an E-tissue.


, misspelled babble, had "grow up" serve as your blistering retort, and your entire argument is based on your moronic belief that sarcasm should be "more obvious"



Moronic? So do you tell jokes with no punchlines ?



Stop while you're still behind

That wasn't sarcasm you were just an ass.

Side note there are such things as typos you know =)) =))


Keep thinking you're big shit You aren't you're just the next E-troll to start an argument.

I'm sorry you think sarcasm is making an idiotic indefensible statement



Oh if it's in Italic that makes it harsher! yeah keep going you're so l337
You sure are sh0vvin9 U5 n00bs how it'z done...




ASS



Your lunch looks smarter? That comment in and of itself speaks to your intelligence.



Again stop hurting yourself.

Dezpotic
10-24-2007, 12:20 AM
do you tell jokes at all? judging by your post, I'd say definitely not, but judging by your smileys, which seem to be laughing with you to make up for the fact that noone else will, I'd say you definitely try

and dipshit, you're the e-troll here, taking a huge offense to a lighthearted remark I never meant to "defend" or even think about before, during, or after it was posted

also, did you just use the word noob and start talking at me with fucking numbers? what are you even doing there? are you seriously trying to make me look like the nerd by using nerd lingo yourself?

next time you decide to clown something, make sure it's something your opponent, in whatever retard flame war you decide to start, is actually doing

go back and look at how this jackassery started. I made an offhand remark about a crown, you pre-emptively insulted me, with either no reason, or simply because you're a goddamn tool

AlphaOmega123
10-24-2007, 12:44 AM
do you tell jokes at all? judging by your post, I'd say definitely not, but judging by your smileys


"Smileys" ?


And you poke fun at my spelling? You are a walking, talking, eating, breathing irony.


Just stop it man.
Log off for ten seconds...
Go take a shower before the smell of your musty ass crack kills the people you live with.

I'm not talking to you anymore I think a brick wall could put up a better argument than you.




, which seem to be laughing with you to make up for the fact that noone else will,


Oh so now the man who thinks sarcasm shouldn't be recognizable thinks he's psychic?


Please, make sure your seed does not enter into another human being.



And spare me the writings you've saved up for this occasion

"BLah blah blah I'm so smart and self important I'm like the nexus sun of my own universe blah blah blah"


There that's what I got from your statement you mediocore ass clown of a net troll.


You'll either kill yourself or I can wait a few months before you shoot up your junior high.
I don't care either way I'm glad your time on this earth is limited.

Dezpotic
10-24-2007, 12:52 AM
man, I'm glad we can at least agree this shit is useless, and getting severely tiresome.

I know you'll probably be an asshole about this and assume this is some kind of surrender, but I actually don't get off on arguing on the internet. To be honest, I mostly feel like time has been wasted that should have been spent elsewhere, on something I'd actually get paid for

distracting as hell. Listen, I only think you're an asshole, not a complete idiot. I think I'm better than you, but that's not an exclusive club. I'd prefer it if whatever e-beef this is doesn't spill over into the future, since we'll both be posting here

AlphaOmega123
10-24-2007, 12:57 AM
Here's a ball it bounces
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See I can level with you...

cmclassic
10-24-2007, 01:31 AM
nuclear