From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Hahaha, that's an awesome idea!

Not only can that possibly work, but it's a great story to tell at the bar. You can impress some dumb broad with that one and get a few cheap laughs.

it wasnt me that did it. I love driving drunk.

it was someone else. lmao

Hahaha

oh shit :|

epic win.

Lmfaoooooooooooo...that shit is brilliant..ive had cops driving behind me through town when i was half a carton of bourbon done..im the maggot driving king, challenge me

i'll race you down a two lane road anyday drunk, blasting music with the windows down and open beer in each cupholder spot and a beer in my lap between my legs to keep my nuts cold.

I'll take you on that..cept ill have a car load of broads feeding me bourbon through a funnel or have a keg of bourbon hooked to my veins, barney gumble style

okay ill have my truck full of females and they will be rubbing my nipples and singing "girls just want to have fun"

This thread delivers the goods.

Will you 2 hush it depresses me :(

lol dope

if u drive drunk i hope u fuckin die....

Drunk Drivings Never Fun, Drunk Decoys Always Fun...

that isnt very nice of u to say mr. genesis

its jackasses like u is the reason my daughter is dead

so if you find that not nice.. piss off

i have been cutting back.

lol at toby being serious now.

its strange though. we are all brought up to believe that drunk driving is a terrible thing, something that only a true idiot would do.

but then when we come of age drunk driving comes up one the regular, and most people dont think twice.
i bet everyone here can remember being at a party or something, and then the consensus goes "lets go get food" or "we need more beer" or something, and you end up in a car with a drunk guy like its no big deal.

i just think its odd how in context we alter our perception of right and wrong.
i remember once when i had been riding around with my friend in his big truck for the whole night, stopping here and there for food and different parties, and eventually i told him i was just gonna stay at this one party that was winding down and he was gonna head home...

and when i talked to him the next day he seemed really shaken, and he told me that on his drive home he just seemed to blink... and he found himself on the wrong side of the road.

haha crack up