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04-18-2008, 10:48 AM
So Dez briefly asked me to elaborate and I made a whole thread...
^^aw man, how'd that go? I wouldn't walk up into one of those if I were paid, I don't EVER want my name associated with it
Scary man, I'll give you the blow by blow.. this is going to take a while
First up before this I'd seen all Mark Bunkers videos www.xenutv.com (http://www.xenutv.com/) and I was completely against Scientology when I went in AND out.
So you can imagine how these guys talk .. It's sort of acting friendly but theres heaps of hostility in there voices. Its unnerving.
Me and two mates enter the building (with intent to laugh)
And we went up these steps were there was this guy talking to this tiny asian receptionist at a table - this is in the middle of the flight of stairs keep in mind - theres no getting into the main room without going through these two. She asked us what we wanted and we said "we want to get our thetan levels read" - she glared at us sternly and made a gesture to the man who said "Come this way, I think you mean you want a personality test?". Opened a set of double doors and we walked through - he handed us a DVD each The Truth About Scientology.
We walk in and theres this sort of library feel, theres teenagers hanging out and talking and L.Ron.Hubbard all over the walls.
I see some guys I sortof know so I'm kind of like wtf @ them being here - turns out theyre scientologists (so theyre not cool with me).
We go into these 3 seperate cubicles, with a table, a test and a Scientology pencil.
At the top of the test theres about half a page of "details" which included Name, Phone Number, Adress etc..weird.
I asked how long it would take and he said about an hour and I'm like "Nah I've only got 15 minutes." So he looks at me angrily snatches all 3 of our tests and goes "Well you can just watch this DVD" Directs us to about 20 plastic chairs facing a wall with a projector on it. We sit in the front row - I look around and theres a milf, a security guard and a homeless guy sharing the movie with us.
The movie was about human rights. And basically while watching the video it would flash for a millisecond to a mutilated face or a rotting corpse - I was aware it was a brainwashing video so I wanted to get out as quickly as possible before I become a scientologist.
I got up to leave and the man walked over and blocked my path and said "Where are you going, the movie just has ten more minutes?" so I said.
"I'm not interested this doesn't seem like the religion for me." and brushed past him, my friends followed me.
He sped up a bit and intercepted me at the door - "Why do you hate religions?" he asked me.
Everyone in the room had stopped what they were doing and were now looking at me, loving the attention I said "I dont hate religions, I hate cults like these."
Bad choice of words...
Another guy blocked the door..
"Fucking let me out. "I said cheerfully.
I was told to sit back down and watch the rest of the movie, I turned around and ran to the back of the room where there was a window about 4 metres off the ground , I decided that I'd rather jump out the window and risk injury than try and fight my way out..
So we all jumped out and were fine, I threw the DVD back through the window and yelled something , cant remember what..
Weird enough but it gets weirder, over the next hour my friends were giggling heaps and one of them NEVER giggles, they kept saying there was something in the air in scientology place - this wouldnt suprise me as it seemed to sap their strength of body and mind I suppose this would make it easier to brainwash people - chemicals making you both tired and mouldable, sort of like in the simpsons when they all eat the mind numbing gruel..
True story..
Really this went longer than I expected and came across as a sort of story/creative writing piece.
Moral: Avoid Scientologists/Scientology/L.Ron Hubbard/Dianetics/The Church Of Scientology/Tom Cruise Movies/Narconon (A drug rehabilitation program that is OWNED by scientology however this information was discovered by accident and is not available to the public) and lastly avoid Clearwater Florida.
Hope this has been amusing or you've learnt something.
^^aw man, how'd that go? I wouldn't walk up into one of those if I were paid, I don't EVER want my name associated with it
Scary man, I'll give you the blow by blow.. this is going to take a while
First up before this I'd seen all Mark Bunkers videos www.xenutv.com (http://www.xenutv.com/) and I was completely against Scientology when I went in AND out.
So you can imagine how these guys talk .. It's sort of acting friendly but theres heaps of hostility in there voices. Its unnerving.
Me and two mates enter the building (with intent to laugh)
And we went up these steps were there was this guy talking to this tiny asian receptionist at a table - this is in the middle of the flight of stairs keep in mind - theres no getting into the main room without going through these two. She asked us what we wanted and we said "we want to get our thetan levels read" - she glared at us sternly and made a gesture to the man who said "Come this way, I think you mean you want a personality test?". Opened a set of double doors and we walked through - he handed us a DVD each The Truth About Scientology.
We walk in and theres this sort of library feel, theres teenagers hanging out and talking and L.Ron.Hubbard all over the walls.
I see some guys I sortof know so I'm kind of like wtf @ them being here - turns out theyre scientologists (so theyre not cool with me).
We go into these 3 seperate cubicles, with a table, a test and a Scientology pencil.
At the top of the test theres about half a page of "details" which included Name, Phone Number, Adress etc..weird.
I asked how long it would take and he said about an hour and I'm like "Nah I've only got 15 minutes." So he looks at me angrily snatches all 3 of our tests and goes "Well you can just watch this DVD" Directs us to about 20 plastic chairs facing a wall with a projector on it. We sit in the front row - I look around and theres a milf, a security guard and a homeless guy sharing the movie with us.
The movie was about human rights. And basically while watching the video it would flash for a millisecond to a mutilated face or a rotting corpse - I was aware it was a brainwashing video so I wanted to get out as quickly as possible before I become a scientologist.
I got up to leave and the man walked over and blocked my path and said "Where are you going, the movie just has ten more minutes?" so I said.
"I'm not interested this doesn't seem like the religion for me." and brushed past him, my friends followed me.
He sped up a bit and intercepted me at the door - "Why do you hate religions?" he asked me.
Everyone in the room had stopped what they were doing and were now looking at me, loving the attention I said "I dont hate religions, I hate cults like these."
Bad choice of words...
Another guy blocked the door..
"Fucking let me out. "I said cheerfully.
I was told to sit back down and watch the rest of the movie, I turned around and ran to the back of the room where there was a window about 4 metres off the ground , I decided that I'd rather jump out the window and risk injury than try and fight my way out..
So we all jumped out and were fine, I threw the DVD back through the window and yelled something , cant remember what..
Weird enough but it gets weirder, over the next hour my friends were giggling heaps and one of them NEVER giggles, they kept saying there was something in the air in scientology place - this wouldnt suprise me as it seemed to sap their strength of body and mind I suppose this would make it easier to brainwash people - chemicals making you both tired and mouldable, sort of like in the simpsons when they all eat the mind numbing gruel..
True story..
Really this went longer than I expected and came across as a sort of story/creative writing piece.
Moral: Avoid Scientologists/Scientology/L.Ron Hubbard/Dianetics/The Church Of Scientology/Tom Cruise Movies/Narconon (A drug rehabilitation program that is OWNED by scientology however this information was discovered by accident and is not available to the public) and lastly avoid Clearwater Florida.
Hope this has been amusing or you've learnt something.