There are so many to choose from lines that will just make you bust out laughing in the middle of a song cause its so ill...

I'm just gonna take a few from Let Em Have it cause I was only gonna do one but theres just so many in that one song haha

My raps are hotter than the Bahamas / MCs be talkin' about breakin' jaws when they couldn't break a promise

I make a lot of doe / I'm quick to spot a ho / Even if my Grandma violate, she gotta go

(2 lines later)

Facts on tracks I recite well
Everyone wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L


And the funniest line of the song

Ayo L, you must be buggin B
You didn't even let me say what up to my hoes B

Oh yeah we gotta say what's up to the hoes man
Word up let's go see our P.O

hahaha

1 of my fave from 98 freestyle


and i got enuff bread /
you can ask beavis i get nuthin butthead/

Pretty much all of danger zone

"I got styles you cant copy bitch, its the triple six
In the mix, straight from h-e-double-hockey sticks
Every sunday, a nun lay from my gun spray
Fuck carlito, we doin shit the devil sons way"

and no endz no skinz

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya papa
I wouldnt give a chick ten cents to put cheese on her whopper
they wana know why I'm so fly
a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye"

Fuckin punk, you ain't a Leader what? Nobody Followed you
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you