yo cuz Jizm had some bussiness to take care of and Ms.Mack aint around - we're recruiting.
Now drop us a few lines in here - if you're ill -I'll tell you.
If you're not - I'll tell you.
Be prepared for some harsh critique - no whack motherfuckers...sorry to sound harsh - but i want this crew to go places.

Word is bond people, I see this bein tha best crew on RW, not cause I'm in it, but because I don't see any otha crew that will be as active or as talented as this one, so drop a few lines and if you choose to, drop 2 links ta your shit (not necesary)

Good spittin

i be tha one that put a brand on ya frontal lobe and cranium/i speak words of titanium alloy not uranium/ i got more punchlines than a stand up comedian/i pistolwhip ya forehead to make ya ass obediant/test me i show one of my 20 4's and that ain't preschool/so if you don't step right prepared to just be schooled/i don't care if ya so called invincable i'll cripple ya/u might not eat snacks and chips but i still would "ripple" ya/i speak through tha lyrical spirits that stay metaphysical/and i'd throw ya limbs in tha dumpsta like ya body is dispensable


yo i just wen typin without lookin at tha screen, so it might be a lil jagged...neva mind i edited it

wuts a ripple..? are u referring to ruffles?...sorry i just had to say sumthin...

sorry Frankie man - you got potential but that aint what we're looking for...keep workin at it son..
Elevate.

yea...i meant ruffles...lol

Uppin' this thread.

I've got a car//
Its blue and i've got arms//
Do you? I cause harm//
To crews, and visit farms//
For ewes, ta have sex with them//
And few can stand next to them//

LMAO.. hahaha.... j/k already in this i believe

UPPIN'

PZ>

yeah wit skills like that son..you definitely in..

yoyo..check this out.

i've got a gun/i'll shoot you in the bum/ you better run/cuz its so fun/to watch you bleed/take heed/ as i plant seeds/in the ground/ the sound is loud/found your mum/she wanted some/so i gave her one/

now thats tight. LMFAO

oh and by the way - people who lookin to join..me and Oblivion were joking(just incase any of you were rediculously gulliable to thinking anyone on this planet could be that whack) - apart from some newbies on this board.

i like to move my feet// In canada i'm considered elite//i also like to move my head// i like to eat some bread//i like to move my knees// swap my dick at the bees// i like to move my nose// and fuck them hoes//
am I in? lmao
By the way this was a joke, just tryin to be as ill as MCD and Oblivion

Peace

lol

yo' come on - uppin this - if you wanna be in the illest crew on this site, i suggest you start auditioning.

im a lil tired now but heres four lines from a battle i got going on the eminem board, i can drop something else later if ya need something original

this is a waste of my time, the only reason im battling's:
cuz once ive fucked you, thats every female in your family//
what your rappin is candy, but you still couldnt drop a 'sweet verse'
This'll make you scream like a pussy, like your mom when i eat hers//

prolly not good enough, but some feedback'd be good anyway

I'll get back to you...I'm in a rush right now.

you i want in dawg bad, new to the site so it'd be dope to start off right you know :

bow down before the one who owns you/
gimme the crown nigga i dethrone dudes/
while you prone to throw stones at bros who dont know you/
ima shatter ya glass house fa scatterin ya mouth, the bricks go through/
and from my throat flows blow afta blow until you black and so blue/
its fuckin entrapment how i massacre wit rappin tactics/
usin massive battle axes hackin until his back collapses/
and knees unravel after shrapnel attacks, im standin here stacked wit macs/
this aint practice rap, its practical tactical battle crap/
so im givin you the map to that gravel path where i learned to stagger cats wit vocab/
so consider this a lesson in how to spit wit aggression/
smack cats, crack backs, and leave niggas guessin/
but break my LAW dawg and feel the Lyrical Assult Weapon

oh well just some quick shit, holla at ya boy

Wow, the name is truly awful. But if I was in your crew I could abbreviate it to T.U.N.

were you talkin to me about the name?
um...ok i dont really get it but, here is that battle verse between me and chronic monstah(he didnt reply yet) just some more to judge me by

you feeble poeple think you lethal but i see through these dudes/
you feel like fetus feces/ fuckin preemes and i eat you like christopher reeves do/
see you bleedin through ya beater when i heat dudes/
chronic feelin free until you see me simply seemlessly beat crews/
monstah have you sleepin deeper when this free defeat you/
rip you into fecal peices and feed you to the seagulls/
this aint a sequence i expect to see no sequals/
so call me the reeper, leave ya feelin like i intrigue you/
have some semen seeded in ya teeth cause you eat dudes/
kRHYME got you creepin for some heat so dont repeat fools/
switch it up and have this monstah bagged and tagged son/
with this rap contraption that faggots wish they had won/
you only chronic cause ya doped up shit had a bad reaction/
you lackin traction in ya battle rappin, aint discriminatin/
stop the fakin, droppin bombs of hate and devistation/
kRHYME got ya nation in a state of desperation/
to late in the game for ya name to make the equation/
so im waitin stationed in battle formation/
maybe the monstah contemplatin about the mistake that he is makin/
the jury sets the fate, verdcit obliteration/

SpiritualDragon put down shit magical like faries
Breathes lyrical locks that send you to lyrical penitentiarys
What I spit make you think, milk your mind into a dairy
Farm, where I enclose hot lines til they get hot and hairy
Dare to contest, be ready to pull out that dictionary
I rhyme shit that come with a meaning
Whats rap without purpose, just another pop song leave you vomiting
Whether you hate me or love me, you goin' know it
Whatever I leave on the table goin' to be potent
Sometimes my level of game make you incoherent
You're just kids play, don't mess wit me yo parent
Can throw me in yo' crew if you wish, whatever you long
I'm just lookin for people to hang wit me in tha upper echalan

kRyhme - you alright man, you've got potential but you like the word "dude" a little too much. You've got a nice use of multi's but there weren't really any skilled punches or anything like that. If you can show me something to catch my eye by the end of the weekend, I'll put you in

T1req- I didn't name the crew, lol..jizm did. But it could also be seen as the UN..lol how appropriate.

SpiritualDragon - it was mediocre. You gotta elevate man, keep practicing, there are plenty of other crews who'd snap you up, so jump in with one of them to get a bit of experience.

~pz~

*coughs politely*

I got traumatic views to place this rage in verbal extortion/
A mental abortion from minds that I blow outta proportion/
I’m basically fading mc’s that be patiently waiting/
For people to praise me with raps that seems so amazing/
Regardless of this harvest through metaphorical carnage/
I got the rawest scriptures that flow so flawless/
And it’s catastrophic how I turn mic’s into stares/
Cause IM kicking so many styles you could call me Nike air/
But it’s a mission-I’m-on with these vision-of-song/
If you ain’t feeling my rhymes then you listening-wrong/
Cause I synthesis rhymes to proceed with the times/
When I release fluid beliefs and touch millions of lives/
With theses syllables I swoop swords beyond the lyrical/
An infinite d’luzion may boost minds as chemicals/
I shatter dreams from scenes with mental projectable/
I wrap nightmares and hold them like verbal tentacles/

holl at me

you ima rip ya intestines straight out ya waist/
hang you by em, so the shit you ingestine is right in ya face/
thanks fa trying, but i leave ya strangled at an abstract angle/
kRHYME the battle rap angel having these faggots mangled/
and ya girl say my dick like a jackhammer, nice metaphor/
she said kRHYME a phreak, had ta ram her, thats what i met her for/
she saw the sig was like fabolous, duh-duh, duh-duh, DAMN/
ultimate nullifiers, fabolous, what a fuckin MAN/



sorry short at school, had to go, punches though

aight yo....

im like Jay-Z, all gift but none'a tha curse,faggot this gun'll put u in back'a tha hearst,tha gov. think there a message when my lyrics played back in reverse, u wanna gun box n im clappin u first/im just that sick, ill shank u in 1 eye leave u just like rick,slick/ when im flowin over beats, tha last cat i battle'd got put under white sheets, well respected in tha streets/ a real coke seller, wit knives on my waist look like they off a propeller/u'll never see tha kid drivin in less then a mercadies, n i crack faggots shell tops like we was still in tha 80's....holla

By the way, MCD and OB, you guys know me...if you want me in I'm in, regardless of the name lol.

Originally posted by T1 Req
you want me in I'm in, regardless of the name lol.

^^ lol Fuck yeah! I mean, if MCD doesn't want you (which he won't 'cos hes not a fool lol) then i'll have words, but i can basically say yeah - 'cos you're tight.

And also that brings tha audio capable cats up ta four - you, me, D and Vains

PZ>

Originally posted by Frankie Felony
i be tha one that put a brand on ya frontal lobe and cranium/i speak words of titanium alloy not uranium/ i got more punchlines than a stand up comedian/i pistolwhip ya forehead to make ya ass obediant/test me i show one of my 20 4's and that ain't preschool/so if you don't step right prepared to just be schooled/i don't care if ya so called invincable i'll cripple ya/u might not eat snacks and chips but i still would "ripple" ya/i speak through tha lyrical spirits that stay metaphysical/and i'd throw ya limbs in tha dumpsta like ya body is dispensable


yo i just wen typin without lookin at tha screen, so it might be a lil jagged...neva mind i edited it Hey doesnt any1 want to battle me?

yo spindragon..check out tha supreme kingz thread
krhyme all ya gotta do is post one of those verses...most likely the best one...and most likely u'll be a supreme king

outtie

oh and uh..bigdc...ya quotin a freestyle i didn't TAKE NO TIME TO WRITE THAT OUT THEN POST IT...so ya lookin at tha ill freestyle of a supreme king

Im directly in your face. I think its your time to be replaced.
If you hate then you must hate shady. Your full of shit so why dont you take a sit. Its your turn to finally to fuckin learn.
So fuckin battle me!

I know you will be pissed after I taught you this shit. so stop being a prick and suck my dick. I thought you said you were good up in the hood. I guess it was my time to rock so suck my cock.

yeah, that joke is a little played now son. If you wanna audition properly, drop a non jokey verse.

PZ>

yo nigga...go to battle arena..post ya weak ass shit...then let me kill ya wit one flow....

outtie

oh and uh....if i win....u gotta put i was frankie felony's pussy as ya sig....if i lose...i'll say i was taken out by BigDC, a newbie....

Yeah Req is in.....I think I'm Pissed is good enough(personally)-after peeping his battle with Implicit on Eweb...
I'll decide by tonight.

and ya girl say my dick like a jackhammer, nice metaphor/

that was actually a similie.....

Kryhme..i do like your style but there is just something lacking....Fuck it - i'll give you a trial..take it or leave it, you in for now but you gotta work hard. agreed?

REQ/OBLIVION..check in to the Ultimate Nullifiers Versus LUG battle thread in the 'challengers' forum please:)

sup mcd

i just been busy lately,just checking the board b4 i go to football.....im in right?

yes you are.

good...thx

thats ok..now get dropping some text or something..you cant just bum this.

Originally posted by MCD
thats ok..now get dropping some text or something..you cant just bum this.

^^ lol

Uppin' this and also apologising for lack of signing in in that battle you and Reqqy are in. Was away for basically tha whole weekend so...

PZ>

OB check your PM's

thanks MCD, ill rep the crew to the fullest

originally posted up by D
Yo, OB, check ya pm's

I have man, and theres nada.

PZ>

denz is gonna talk to you about being a mod..i recomended you.

aight I'm Pissed...you in too...you gotta keep active and really rep this crew though...any slacking(without reason) abd you'll be out..that goes for the whole crew..including me..sorry if it sounds harsh but i want this crew to go places..~pz~

nigga ya such a bitch ya old ladys a dike
nigga i call ya nas cause ya deserve 1 mic
i peal ya face back and rip ya ass wide open
ya styles are full of shit
so i call ya a colon
who the fuck thinks they can battle the lyrical god caucasion
i punch you in both eyes
have ya ass looking asian

muh fukka u suck..
muh fukka i win..
its jus gays u fuck...
and ur bars that shit in...



im ill....

lol..sorry dirty white boy..you like a failed-student cuz you didn't make the grade..

Originally posted by MCD
aight I'm Pissed...you in too...you gotta keep active and really rep this crew though...any slacking(without reason) abd you'll be out..that goes for the whole crew..including me..sorry if it sounds harsh but i want this crew to go places..~pz~

^^^understood, ill get posting

goody:)

ill stay active too....:)

oh yeah, how many peeps are in the crew....pm me, so i can put the shit up in my sig.


i sent you a pm mcd....btw

yeh whos in this crew? MCD, Oblivion, T1req, Ms MAck, Jizm, Killa 4tz, Krhyme, me......anyone else?

how bout we do a crew collab cypher?

well Jizm and Ms.Mack do hold a spot..but they aint around at the moment..Jizm handed the crew to me but hopefully he'll come back soon.

we got:
MCD
IM PISSED
KRHYME
KILLA 4TZ
OBLIVION
REQ

thats about it for now...we'll get a crew collabo going shortly.

you forgot someone. IM BACK!.....1

wooot wooot!!! Thank fuck for that...Jizm..you back in charge man..i hope everything sorted itself out and you ok now.

hmm no more openings..?

~1~

Originally posted by Doctah~Doom
hmm no more openings..?

~1~

^^^ drop 8 lines and we'll have a look, prolly

PZ>

glad to see you back herb...i mean J-I-Z-M

What the fuck makes your crew so damn special?

just look at my battle with ~Animate~...catch the wordplay if you can

~1~

MCD..imma leave u in charge, if thats cool....yo divinebloodomen...whats up man? why u gotta call me a name for no reason?...that just goes to show im still on your mind and you still mad cause i ate u in battle, just step your game up dont get angry cause u suck and need practice, thats the WRONG way to approach your problems MY SON.

lmfao

A, this kid Jizm must be tight. he beat Enemy AND Illest? I gotta see you spit something. Go ahead. Let me hear what you got. Ultimate Nulliwhatevers sound pretty damn serious. LOL.

i know this prolly aint good enough but i tried


yo, im a rap torus.
my minds my thesorus
ill beat u with a chorus/
my thoughts are mystical
cuz thier egotystical
telling me to get physical/
my tempers sent to be detriment/
inflict the infliction of injury as it kills an emcee/
cuz the abomination of alienation
will smack u in da face with a shady impersonation
cuz im the cullmination/

are u good

bligity

blah

me??? i havent lost in actual freestyle yet so i think so... what did u think of it??

crap....... im sure u could have done better....

matrix you lack skills...step up your game

~1~

When did this thread become mating grounds for Soul Calibur? Dang...

Yo, Matrix. Ya not there yet man but keep rhyming and all - no beef or nothing.

*signing in*

Shit TalKers or what? Keep this thread clean please people

pZ>

yo you want shit talking eh? i got a minute so..

You, sir, are gayer than Graham Kerr cooking a meaty rump roast while wearing a see-through teddy/
Kid’s burning like sweat dreams of Freddy, watch me I’m ready swing for ya head wit a verbal machete/
Whoa that’s heavy I’ll rock tha mic steady and straight beat you every color of the spectrum like Roy G Biv./
This isn’t a riv I’ll break your ribs make sure you won’t live as I Iranian firebomb the 2 wide ya call a crib/
Son get your Rugrats bib you’re dripping carrot’s and peas we know you bump T’s strivin to bust ya panties/
Break out the condoms and lubricants time for ya fag parties you a breeze nig please you’re a dick tease/

*looks around*

Er... and you are who exactly? Oh... another newbie... bravo (*claps*)

Stay out of our thread and go start a crew with generic newbie 3 and generic newbie 80 thanks...

PZ>

haha man that wasn't meant to be personal

you act like I give a shit...

i swear... i guess it's best i ain't in your crew anyway since you're obviously an asshole so psh

haha nah man i didn't take it personal but i am and asshole sometimes ;)

was that actually a try out then?

PZ>

yea

fine then man - i'll read it again later and say 'cos i gotta go in 5

PZ>

will sumone with skillz plz tryout...

~1~

Check my battle wit IRON barz

^^i checked ur battle wit Iron barz...basic wordplay but a level above tha other kids on this site...however u were beefin wit a crew member...Oblvion wut u think bout him...?

~1~

i think hes alright and hes a possible, but we'll wait 'til D gets back ta say if hes in or not.

Stay around Sentex - you'll know in a day or two

PZ>

ok the only two verses ive spat so far, dont know what you will think of em but oh well



lots to do an say, but to glorious first
dawg u dont offend me wit ya meritorious words
this guys best diss is sayin that he shot ya
only time he has a hard punch is when he pours out too much vodka
newbies to the site dont even show you respect
after one line of your verse there aint no nead for the rest
distracted by fustartion, only won off disqualification
so he turns in desperation an looks at me in admiration
verbly im big brother, guess whos up for eviction
to avoid contadiction, you wack, thats my final conviction
but im here to help call me the lyrical surgeon
coz dann never gave a fuck like he just died a virgin

_________________________________________________


to the beat 50 cent - be a gentleman
yo
dann~past~you~lyricaly, can~blast~you~physicaly
yo aint feelin~me, but you thinking empiricaly
lines so hot a new equators~created
spittin disease so often even bill gates~could~be~made~sick
half of yall wouldnt be on par if you spelt rap~backwards
fuck these bastards, get smacked~back with rapped~words
this verse i give acsess, no need to pass~words
lyrics so smooth nobody diss~content
so well i represent that noone diss~the content
dann take you life like anti-personification
no hesitation if, treated with discrimination
to pain~ya~brain with ya head~in~a~vice~grip
jus say~my~name an i leave you dead~in~the~night,~bitch

hmmm...you got potential but you just below the level we're lookin for..

dont take what i say offensively cuz at the beggining of this thread i said i'll be honest.

Your vocabulary is sophisticated - but not always practical. You need to tone down on the 'big words' in places.

Not many original punches...

you got potential and I'm sure there are other crews on this site who would love to have you in their crew...sorry kid.

pz

aight, simple, i wanna join plz.. im sure y'all seen some of my battles so wat do ya think, i wouldnt say im up to MCD's level but i know im aight and i can pull my weight...

ill drop a few rhymes in a bit

pce...

oh ye.. sorry to spam but im also active and i beanten MCD and Shadow, they r meant to be one of the best here, anyway, rhyme nearly done..

right, here it is

Who wanna step to me? im the illest nigga in this Rap game ~
Call me INTERNET, the way I A.I.M. and instant message punches to ya brain ~
Kill swift like an assassin, leave you eternally silent like sniper ~
Follow me with hate and I’m leading ya to death like the pied piper ~
MoNeYMaN doing this shit raw; it ain't no game anymore ~
Ya had ya chance to rain punches down on me, grab ya umbrella cause im about ta pour ~
People challenge me thinking they better, will just get served ~
they run their mouth open against TUN, forgetting all they have heard ~

it was quick but i still think its aight...

i think its nice...i'll say you're in - but it's up to the rest of the crew too..lol..what you think guys?

thanks.... so am i in?


just to tell ya, i just broke my finger so i wont be as active in th coming few days

anyway, thanks again

^^HAHA! I broke his neck, I slammed a tennis wracket right on his right hand. So he wont be able to type, Muahh :)

SPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMm

Anyway - i dunno. He kinda smells funny..... but then so do i. Hes alright by me ta be in

PZ>

LMAO....yeh hes fine by me

Hey Rass-Kass check this shit out

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay15.jpg

ok moneyman...you're in

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PZ>

spit a few lines...i'll tell you if you're ill...or if you're whack as shit and should be shot through the left side of your skull then buried in a run-down shack in the western corner of the nevada desert.

yo im not fuckin feelin ya crew, but ill spit a bar or 2, 4 u to ridicule, i fuckin luv violence, hit u wit gunz that aint silenced, and sqeeze out my clip till i hear sirens/ then point my guns ta da jake, cause i hate/ when i hear a voice in my head tellin me ta take, lives with butter knives, and leave u with holes that equal 3x5 , fuck pie ill divide that dat by 65, what happend son thought u was live?/ u cant rhyme hit u wit 4 battle verses b4 u write ur 1st line..............yo im just fuckin around i hope u can tell, i dont really wanna be down wit yall

^^you're whack as shit and should be shot through the left side of your skull then buried in a run-down shack in the western corner of the nevada desert.

we want some of you to try out!!!

This is the thread...
so drop

pz

i dont believe that kid beat illicyt for a start

ha ha...no way, he said he was only playing tho...???

Liar

Originally posted by MCD
i dont believe that kid beat illicyt for a start

*agrees*

PZ>

Come on peeps, ya want in or not?