Alright son, this is where you tell a little about the wierdest girls you've ever met. I have two.

This one girl I know loved to suck dick, and damn could she suck. Fine as hell too. Strange part about her was that she thought kissing was gross and had never kissed anyone before. Shit talk about my dream girl. Lol..

This ho I used to know would never give you pussy. I mean never, she was still a virgin. Reason I call her a ho is because, even tho she didn't let you hit that pussy, she was extremely willing to take it up the ass. She enjoyed the shit too.

^^ Lmmfao.......... Damn! You should introduce me to her.. lmao..

My cousin went with this girl that was claustrophobic. She used to get paranoid when he hugged her and she used to sleep on the floor.

^^ Lmmfao.......... Damn! You should introduce me to her.. lmao..

^^Which one?

Xk tells me im weird :rolleyes: :confused:

Both, Nigs..

;).. lol

I met this crazy girl with braces once...she gave some good head

^ Oh ye.. you told us about that.. lmao

gezz i dont know were to begin...


first of all sum girl in my school who liked my forever i found out....
she has Narcolypse(falls asleep outta no where) Damn, i almost feel bad cuz that is the girl i've been making fun of since 7th grade about wereing a helmet to school...

also other girls who like me...
this one bitch has webbed feet!!!! NO LIE...she wants me to come over and hang out but she tryin to get me to lick her cat...and thats not gangsta so fuck nah

also this one chick i dun know if she likes me...but she always checking me out...OMG u wouldnt beleive it....she has Hair on her EYEball?...damn...its a fucked up world these days...

^^Lmao... He got the circus freaks going after his ass.

His sig is great, I like that girl your talking about

This one chick I fucked with she didnt suck dick but she loved riding dick and she rode dick like nothing man!

I mean she rode the dick so good my eyes was in the back of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She rode the dick like it was NOTHING!

^I could imagine cam'ron sayin some shit like that makin that thinkin face yo lol

real droopy droopy *kiss kiss* get em girl!!!!

^I could imagine cam'ron sayin some shit like that makin that thinkin face yo lol

real droopy droopy *kiss kiss* get em girl!!!!

**KILLA KAM IN THE BUILDIN**

The two bitches I got now!


Ones fiesty the others Nice-e
They both some hottes
Hottes sucking my dick say papi like me
I be like ma ma lemme stick here
Hottie mommas be like KILLA GET OVA HERE

GET EM GIRL!

on stank nigga


its NOTHING

haha, y is her thong flashing

Man...Back In High School I Used To Fuck This Girl Here And There..And At The Time I Had A Steady Girlfriend Also..

But Every Girl I Met And Ended Up Fucking...I'd Always Find Something Wrong With Them..

Now Let Me Say...I Am Not A Feet Person, And Feet Are THE Nastiest Thing On This Planet...
Anyways...I Used To Have Sex With This Girl And Shit...And I Never Took Notice...But When We Had Sex, She'd ALWAYS Have Socks On..Which Was Cool With Me Cuz I Hate Feet And Sex With Socks Is Sexy..:-/

Anyways....One Day I Notice Her Take The Socks Off...And She Was On Top Of Me..
Well Somewhere Suring The Intercourse My Eyes Went Wondering, And I Caught Glimpse Of The Biggest Mother Fucking Toe Ever In Life!!.. -- NOT Her Big Toe Either..

It Was her Middle Toe, And I Swear To God That Mother Fucker Was Twice As Long Has Her Big Toe...(Which I Guess Would Be Her 2cd Biggest Toe, Seein As How Her Middle One Was Gigantic..)

Anyway...This Was So Fucking Disturbing I Threw Her Like...Completly Off Me And I Was Gonna Leave....But She Conned Me Into Just Giving Me Head The Rest Of The Time...But Thats Another Story..

I Never Talked To Her Again After That Night.. :(

*Sigh*....Memories...

LmFaO,

haha holi shyt, toe like E.T'z finga :eek:

on stank nigga


its NOTHING


ON STANK NIGGA DEM NIGGAS WAS HATING ON ME WHEN I WAS

A KILLA
BUT ITS COOL

CAUSE ITS NOTHING!!

Craziness boyz...

Whoa, ok that comment above me didn't sound right to me ......

this one girl at my school is weird as fuck shes like 3 different people i swear.She looks good but i could neva put up wit the different personalitys. if you hit on her wen she the nice side you'll hit it lata. hit on her in the bad mood shit kiss that shit goodbye b4 you even say hi. if you hit on her durin the really good time you'll get that shit in the bathroom during skoo..but shes fuked almost every1 in skoo...i think shes goin for a record..

^^ thats not a weird girl my friend, thats a ho!

lmoa at this thread...sorry for re upin this old thing, but this shit is funny...


As for weird girls, I like met sum bad girl a yr ago n shit, I was such a dumb fuck 4 tryna hit it wit her.

She said sum weird ass shit that I could not understand. Her jokes were fuckin lame, n shit, i wasnt feelin her at all.....theres more to it, but i aint gonna explain

I demand to know X9Z lol, i am very curious about what the rest of the story is. DAMIT!

lol, some funny ass stories here

Alright son, this is where you tell a little about the wierdest girls you've ever met. I have two.

This one girl I know loved to suck dick, and damn could she suck. Fine as hell too. Strange part about her was that she thought kissing was gross and had never kissed anyone before. Shit talk about my dream girl. Lol..

This ho I used to know would never give you pussy. I mean never, she was still a virgin. Reason I call her a ho is because, even tho she didn't let you hit that pussy, she was extremely willing to take it up the ass. She enjoyed the shit too.



A year and a half later and I STILL havn't heard about ANY of this?.....


Bitch I have ONE word for you......



RESTRICTION!

^^LMFAO he got caught...ahh this is like jerry springer all over again

A year and a half later and I STILL havn't heard about ANY of this?.....


Bitch I have ONE word for you......



RESTRICTION!How you going to put me on restriction when I put you on it yesterday?

Shut the fuck up fool.....You know you'll be beggin for it later....You just love my........**Whistles innocently**

^Nobody Wants To Hear About You Two's Corny E-Love Whatever You Got Going On. Take That Shit Somewhere Else, B/C It's Starting To Look Mad Corny. Anyway, This 1 Girl Tried To Suck My Dick From The Back Once...I Didn't Like It...Actually, To Tell The Truth It Didn't Even Work Cuz After My Shit Got Hard, I Couldn't Bend It. :(

^ Lmmfao!!! Couldn't bend it...hahahah

well this isn't a wierd girl thing.......


But I HATE these girls at my school that slap your ass in the hallway and run.
I know who it is.....but by the time they turn around.........their gone.

One time I was walking and someone slapped my ass, I had a good idea who it was so I got my left hand and went "Gotcha!"












.......it ended up being some other chick and she slapped me in front of everyone...... :(















































Then started laughing because it was her.

It wasnt a girl i fucked or anything but i was walking by the beach. And she walks past me and tells everyone how shes an undercover cop. OMFG not anymore stupid bitch your not meant to tell people. Then later she was fine in a shop.

Insane in the membrane

^Nobody Wants To Hear About You Two's Corny E-Love Whatever You Got Going On. Take That Shit Somewhere Else, B/C It's Starting To Look Mad Corny.Smh... Lol... Yeah Nac, it's e-love. Hey baby, wanna cyber? Lmao... Nac, you're not too smart are you?

The Fuck Are You Talking About? Nobody Over HEA Cybers, So Don't Even Bring That Shit To Me Like That...

The fuck are you on? I wasn't asking you if you wanted to cyber. I was asking Lux while joking on your statement.

I'm confused.....What about me?

Jay Was Trying To Have Cyber Sex With Me, But Now He's Denying It.

^ Lmmfao =))