And be honest, lol.

ugghhhh...

uh a bitch i hated once..

i pulled her shirt up in public and she wasnt wearing a bra ...... that day i found a hoe :)

the worst thing i ever did ta a bitch was at a party unfortanetly... this chick was fine, never seen her b4, she was wasted and I was pretty fucked up myself that night... well I introduced myself, started bullshitting and she tollme she just moved to detroit...I asked her how old she wuz since im 18 dont wanna go jail n shit! she was 19 so i wuz like koo, kept it all kool and played it smooth, well I ended up convincing her to go for a walk wit me..we left the party and went and sat by the river park...the detroit river that is...well theres benches n shit at the park, a walkway by the water thats paved, and grass beyond the walkway by the water all the way to the road...well I really wanted a piece of ass that night and she was fine as hell so I got it :) .....How I got it? haha, thats the funny ass part...She wasnt going to do anything with me n all, she told me she didnt even really know me, she tollme i was a really nice guy and all n thats what gamme the idea to ask her out...i was like fuckit... I asked her out and she smiled and said yes... Then we talked for a while...I really felt stupid tryin again but I did it anyways just cuz i wanted that fine ass... I tried n this time she said no again, i kept buggin her n finnaly she was like, "alright, you better not dump me rite after either or ill never talk to you again" I was like "yah, im not like that" she beleived it and let me fuck the shit out of her...boi it wuz fun too...mmm that bitch cud ride a cock and suck a mean cock too....while we were havin sex i also told her i loved her...haha......after we fucked I gave her a false number an we walked back to the party...well I figured i got me sum ass i was happy, im never gonna talk to this slut again...well come to find out its a girl from my schools freaking sister, and I forgot I told her my name...lol...she found out thru her sister what my number was and came to my house one day and bitch slapped me...lol...I guess I deserved it kinda but it wuz fun trying to play sumone...haha...cept i got caught and now the sisters hate my ass...n shit got spread round my school bout it n now i cant get chicks cuz they all think im a player n shit! thats the only bitch i ever played...o well tho...i know plenty other bitches

The most cruddiest shyt?.....Bust in a girl mouf for a whole minute straight, and made her swallow da shyt....

Chyea Boi!

Well, i forgot this bitch birthday and then at the same day i smash her best friend..... :(

Cheated on her, fucked her in the ass without lubricant, pulled up her skirt at the movies.

I fucked a girl that i had an extreme dislike for and made her think we were cool... well after i fucked i took off the condom and threw it in her moms room instead of flushing it...

had fun wit my ex-lady's cousin at a party while my girl was there...woke up next to her in boxers and then went to go see my lady and played it koo neva told her till we broke up..i think i ruined her cousin and her relationship...but it was worth it...

lol... Dats some Dirty Shit Ramses II... ha ha..!!

I pissed in this chick's closet while she was in the bathroom, because I didn't like her brother.....I also busted this bitch I HATED! in the face with a baseball, Marsha Brady style........

Choke Her The Fuck Up & Slam'er...
No Need To Kno Why, but Thats The 'So Called' Cruddiest

Cruddiest? Shit I hit wit this girl and she said she wuz pregnant and I wuz like oh hell nah bitch so she had her brother try and come see me about it, we banged and he got dropped, she wuz there and I smacked the shit outta her till she told me she wuz lyin' about tha whole thing, then her brother got pissed at her I heard and kicked her out his house cuz she wuz livin' with him... Put that hoe out on tha street... lol

Oh and this one time me and my dog Boston wuz tag teamin this hoe Amanda Lynch... lmfao she told my dude Boston, "Don't bust in my mouth", so when he wuz ready to bust he said "Make a wish" and she wuz like "wha" and he busted ALL OVER that bitches face lmfao omfg I had to quit fuckin' her dog, I had to call my dude Chris and tell him what had just happened...

Well.... and by the way.. i aint proud of this...

i was with this girl (the only girl i had ever had sex with) and i ended up gettin her pregnant, but she had a miscarrage, her mate went with her to the hospital while she was losin the baby :( and when i found out what was happenin i went over to the hospital myself, i was sittin in the waitin room and the girls mate was there with me... and we kinda ended up kissin.... i got no idea how it happened tho... next thing i knew, i was in the hospital toilets with her. just lucky she didnt get pregnant aswell.

Ha! I got a good one. .

That same bitch I took to prom lied to me about liking my friend right to my face the same night. She told me that she was upset that I thought she told other people she liked him (because that's what people were telling me). So I felt bad because I thought I did her wrong. . . Well, my friend (the one she supposedly didn't like) wasn't dancing all night, so I told her to go dance with him. She looked like she was having more fun than she should, lol, so I was like "aight, whatever. . " So I told my friend to go ahead and talk to her and he was like "I'm only gonna talk to her if I can get some cheeks." So I'm like "aight, since she's dissin' me, I can make that happen."

Leme tell you how I knew she was lying though: I'm in my friend's car holding his cell phone and she texts him saying I've liked you for a long time and I want things to go right. So now that I know that she lied plus she's really into him, I can get both he and I what we want.. My revenge and cheeks for my friend.

So I spit the game over some text messages for him and told him exactly what to do. I told him to ask what her favorite flowers are and to take those to her the next day.. Sure enough, he got the cheeks and she thought it was all good, but that's all he wanted. He hasn't called her or talk to her since and now she's all upset because she "just doesn't do it with anybody."

Well fuck that bitch, you should've known better before you lied to me. I paid for that ho's prom ticket, the damn pictures, that think I can't spell that goes around her wrist, and most of all: she wasted my damn time.. For that, now everybody knows that your little "good girl" image is false because you fucked my friend within a week. Now everybody knows you're a slut-ass-whore-bitch, bitch. . .

:)

LMAO

Oh man...and the only thing I can think of while reading that is your big ass grin in your avy...lmao

Cruddiest shit i ever did to a female, well me and this girl were going out for a while and we were supposedly were in "love". I cheated on her i guess every chance i had wit almost all her friends and she was the last one to fuck. About 2 weeks after i fucked her i found out she cheated on me wit her ex. So i broke up with her and told her about all her friends i've hooked up with, and then i went on to tell the rest of the skoo i took her virginity, and then she tried to get her cousin on me who was supposed to be some big time gang member but turned out to be a lil pussy cause he punked out to one of my homies, and then we started talking again and i hit it for a second time at my cousins house and i told her i would drive her home, but i was lazy so i let her walk 7 miles back to her house

and the sad shit bout it is that couple weeks ago we started talking again, haha

wave leaves around her head

i aint done nothing crud to a girl, but 1 of my mates has slapped a girl in the face with his cock coz she didnt suck it right, lmmfao

Felt her up like 3 feet away from her mom...

lol... i fucked this one bitch, walked in the next room... fuked her sister, and her sisters friend that was staying for the weekend, walked back into the chiks room, fucked her again, she was wet as hell, i puilled out (was covered in juice) and busted her shit and my shit in her mouth, i tell ya she didnt waist a drop... i was like a bag of expensive weed.... she smoked the whole lot... then after about an hour... the other 2 bitches come in... and wanted a 4sum.... now that was some funky shit!.... its like having ya cake and eating it... lol

LMAO... Sure.

LMAO... Sure.
nah man... im fo real..... i dont shit about this crap... ya either did or didnt... that whjat i say... if ya havta make shit up then ya must be real sex deprived... but i really did... it was after a party... they were all stoned and pissed off there faces.... i dont even think the sisters mate remembered it... lol... but i aint shittin ya...! apparently the sister is a real slut, and her mate is to... but the chik i got wif first was just reall horny and i think had only ever had one b/f...

i was with this girl....she was pissin me off and thought that she controlled everything....so i fucked her sister and her best friend...

^yeah right


the crudiest shit i done was rape nfurno's mom and then made his sister choke to death on my dick.....then she got raped in her coffin by some hungry ass birds


yeah i wasn't even smoking that day :D

^lol..........

This girl I didn't like I had my homeboy(fred)introduce him to my home boy( J) thats just like a brother to me.she came over his house one day and she didn't know I was there cause I was in the closet and he (j) got her real fucked up off X and drank.He put blind fold iver that bitch eyes while she was fucked up and we fucked the shit out of all while the camcorder was running i the closet.A few days later we invited some of her home girls over and we watched the tape.They where shocked, but the way we did it was so player lmao.

We talking about females we've dated or females in general? Well the worst thing I've done to a female I've dated was back when I was like 17. I took her from her baby's daddy, then dumped her the next day. Now hold on, this isn't where it ends. A month later I tell her I want her back and I care for her and shit, then went inside and made out with her older sister. Then stopped that before it went to far and asked her to forgive me. Then when she started to forgive me and almost wanted back with me, I changed my mind. Funny thing is, none of this was on purpose. I didn't mean to take her from her man. They were going through problems and I was there to help her out and some shit happened and yeah. When I dumped her it was because she accused me of cheating on her without proof. If a girl is going to accuse me of anything, they better have some kind of proof justifying the accusations. Who the hell cheats on a girl the first night anyway? Then when I made out with her sister, her sister started that. We were laying down watching my brother play some video game, and I started bitching cause his ass was too close to my face. So she told me to turn around, so I did. When I did I looked into her eyes and she kissed me. I just sort of got caught up in it. Turns out her sister, the girl I had dated, was sitting outside looking in the window and saw it all. Some crazy shit, isn't it?

Shit boy, that shit is crazy.

i was chillin with this girl(my friend) and i saw this other girl she was with and spit game to her and told my friend that i wanted to fuck her...then she told me...that it was her young mom.....so that was harsh.....then....i ended up with my friend and i didnt really like her....but her body was fit....made out and fingered her in school....we broke up....year later...i met her sister....got with her for a year....took her virginity....then broke up less then a month later cuz i got bored....then she wanted me back and i told her that i didnt bother to date anyone i didnt have strong feelings anymore that we could only be fuck buddies....she agreed....we fucked for awhile...then i got bored with her again and told her i wanted nothing to do with her....and had sex with her sister...in her house....and she heard us...she cried for days

I'm usually on the recieving end... :( I once nearly shouted "I don't know" to an unnattractive girl who kept asking me questions that we both knew the answers too. I was nice to her later though.

NFURNO man, you really f*cked wit that fam... LoL...

me and ma guy, ran this train on this brawd, and I was hittin that shyt she sucking his dick then this nigga said check this shyt out, man I looked and she smack the fuck outta here with his dick, that shyt had me off the wall man, aitn ever seen it, before and the dirty hor loved every minute, so fuck bus in mouth piece and such I went soft from belly aching laughter, other than that bitch isnasty, ahh another one of my guys and I had thses two bitches down staris intheir basment, fingering inall getting the shyt moving, next thing I know this nigga said shory suck my dick and ill bone you good, solid at the time to her she got to work, I remain in the pussy with two fingers, yea yea but besides that she came up and said let me know when you gone nut, I,E my man said, Im smoking laughing, he turn to me with this clown about to bust face and, sket skeet skett al in her mouth man, she arose with a foul impression digusted with us more or the shyt in her mouth, dont know,altogether the noice this nigga went off on some high pitched harmony type mad funny when it rapped off, other then that shyt nast btiches though

Lmao... Damn Josh reminds me of myself when I was his age. I was forever doing shit like that.

oh man...... so many things.....

one time i was gettin dome from this bitch (who cud ride like a mufucka) it was her first time givin head, and i jus warned her to be careful wit her teeth. she was suckin my dick and she scratched me wit her teeth so i stepped bac to pull out and then i snuffed her. she ran out the room cryin and the next day when i saw her her eye was balck as shit.....i cudnt help laughin.....

another time this chic was talkin to my boy, tryin to hook up wit him, but he wasnt interested so i told him id get her off his nuts. she had a great body and a pretty face, so iunno why my boy didnt want it but i was like w/e so i talked to her and she asked me if i cud hook her up wit some weed. i was like 'u smoke?' and she said she wanted to try it cuz she neva did it be4. so i pulled out a black and a couple grams that i had on me that i was supposed to push and said that we shud jus blaze now. she was down so we went to her girl's house and smoked. it was me, her and her girl. when her girl left for the bathroom i made my move and pulled my dick out. she gave me dome, then since i didnt hav a condom i turned her around and fucked her up the ass. when i was done i left the room to take a piss. the other chic was still in there, she was jus sittin on the floor chowin down on some doritos, i jus started pissin while she was there. she was like omg, wat r u doin and i was jus like how high r u, and she was like iunno, im str8, so i figured it was coo to fuck her too, so after i finished pissin i was like yo, u ever suck a dick. it took some persuasion but i eventually got her to giv me dome. them bitches r now some of my regulars, they smoke heavily, and they freaky sluts. u gotta luv em....lol

another time i heard this bitch drank piss and sucked 8 different dicks (2 times each) within a 3day period, and i was like eww.......... so she was chillin wit her friends and i walked up to her and i was like 'yo kate, did u drink the piss be4 or after u suckd all those dicks' and she jus lookd at me her eyes were fillin wit tears then she left and her friends were jus like, damn mike that was fuckd up and i was like 'wat u mean' and i jus left cuz i cudnt keep my laughter bac any longer. but thats not all, i fucked tha shit outta 2/3 of her friends that were there.

damn, when i think about it, i cud be mad grimey.

Blaze, that is some messed up shit.

Okay Fellas our turn: Whats the cruddiest shit you ever did to a female?

golden shower............i was 7 years old...........at Six Flags

Lol!!!!!!!

you name it thURZ done it...............

u fiend. neway worst i did to a girl tru story. we was do the nasty and we was imseparable. anyway i heard from my boyz that she was caught blowin some dude. well that same dude was havin a party and i came wit my boyz (7 of us) and we saw him. well i asked him wat u doin to my girl and he pushed me off so i punched him. he was like fuck this nigga u dead so i said to my nigga go get the burner. my girl said no so i kicked her to the ground (yep). i got the burner and the guy was like yo yo fuck this son. and we was like fuck this and we left. later that nite i went over to my girl's house. she was callin me a trick and ano good hood nigga. i slapped her and punched her and said fuck u ya triflin chicken head. and i aint talk to her ever since.

damn i regret that shit. i was young 19

Fucking a fat girl then fucking her mom 2 weeks later then denying it all after

hey face was a dime, body a nickel and the good thing their pussies didn't smell like fish and their asses weren't rank

another was when I went to Mardi Gras and this girl was messing around with me and I knew she fucked my boy, well I was going back to my hotel room to find her in my room with 2 of her other friends and they got me out my clothes quick and they were wrestling with my dick and not only did I fuck all 3 of them but I almost got one pregnant and the girl is still with my homie and its off my back now but its alot of friction with that girl and me

cruddiest shit:

date a girl.....dump her because of mistaken pregnancy.......date her friend........trying to keep it on the low-low........then being discovered at the movies by the supposed pregnant girl.......and have to end up ditchin the friend in the movies theaters to try to prove i was alone.........

Okay Fellas our turn: Whats the cruddiest shit you ever did to a female?

golden shower............i was 7 years old...........at Six Flags


lmfao........i could picture that happenin on a daily basis there..........

I was fuckin this girl then I find out she was a 100% fuckin whore, n I knew one of the guys she was fuckin with n he sed he had a rash or sum shit, so the next time she sees me she was all over me n I said "Go fuck yourself bitch that way its only you thats gunna catch sumthin" She started cryin in the middle of the club n blaggin on at me so I told her if she didn't get out my face she was gunna get kicked to fuck off my sister n cousin who were in the club.. Bout a week later I saw her again n her friend told me that the girl was pregnant, I said you've told me now go tell the rest of the male population see if they give a fuck. She cried again hahaha

Second worst was headbuttin a girl, not too hard but we were really serious n she was openly flirtin with all these guys right in front of me so I lost my rag, nearly kicked off with some guy n butted my girl. Classic

Called a girl a naughty name :(

after i did shaven shytzus mom, i punched her in the face for havin him

i threw sand in a girls eyes... then i spit my gum in her hair...

i had a gurl friend i liked alot... like for i waz wit her for 9 months...anyways she cheated on me so i fucked her best friend n her cuzin.. then she tried to kall me N say she waz pregnant N i told her she waz a hoe N it waznt mine....

then she tried to kall me N say she waz pregnant N i told her she waz a hoe N it waznt mine....


Like Caine from Menace II Society

fought a girl over a packet of fruit rollups in 2nd grade at a Valentines day class party

fucked a girl in the cloest. [Closed] then the next day she wanted more, i was like yeah watever baby. so hur parents left out that day. and we were just talking first. and i started gettin drunk and so was she. and after that i had the best fuckin ever!!!! but after hur parents walked in the room and saw us. i just jumped out hur window. since it was open, it was getting hot in there thats why.

found out shorty was sleep'n around on me.......

so on valintines day i got a blindfold and put it on her telling her i'd take her somewhere special tonight but she can't see.......then i took her to the bus station and told her to stand here i'll be right back.....gave her a rose (dead) and a note in her hand.......she claimed she knew what it was......but she didn't know that i bought her a bus ticket and sent her ass back to mass........never saw the look on her eyes.....ahh....who knows.....she probably hooked up wit some nigga at tha bus station........one

tha cruddiest thing i did to a female was when i first fucked a girl in her ass. she told me that her ass was clean and i took her word for it so then i sarted fuckin her in the ass and after lke 45 minutes i'm lookin at my dick like damn i know my shit lightskinned but why it got streaks on it so then i realized it was shit so i wiped some on her ass and made her suck tha rest off.

^^ above are fuckin funny ass shit
and there was this other time, wher i met this grl n the club, she was fine as hell! i wanted to hav some sex. so i asked her if she wanted to go outside. well she said yeah. but she was a 100% Whore. but i got wat i wanted. man do i love thongs. but then afterwards i made her suck my dick, but i pissed in her mouth. :D

fought a girl over a packet of fruit rollups in 2nd grade at a Valentines day class party


lmao....the best one no contest

man yall sum sick niggas yo. this shit is funny as hell to read though i must admit. i would post sumthin but none of my shit could xompare so ill jus keep readin. this shit is entertaining.

Fucked a girl and left her....

fucked mizztress in tha mouth

then made her walk outside naked

my most cruddiest moment wut i did 2 a bitch was 1 night i got drunk & was high as a kite diz brode wanted 2 come ova 2 my place 2 fuck...so i said ight coo we can do dat...we all alone i pull my dick she say no, i can't do diz...i ask y she say it might hurt...so i LOL den tell her shit u gettin' diz...so i put it in her mouth 1st...make sure suck it right den swallow aftawards...den fuck her from da back while smoking a blunt blowing da smoke in her hair...afta i do dat i tells dat bitch hey i'm done wit ya u gotta go now...so 'Kick Rocks' & she got no cab fare from me

when i was 16 i was drinking at this party , anyways i got this girl and she was giving me sha-bine and i started feelin sick , guess what a threw up over this gals hair , and back the bitch was screamin, thats some funny shit !