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D-Illar-1
05-29-2004, 02:50 PM
I got a few....

All About The Benjamins-"God don't like ugly and youse a ugly motherfucka"
Never Die Alone-"(You King?) Do I look like Prince, motherfucka"

And my all-time favorite!!

Forrest Gump-"(Have you found God, Forrest?) I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, Lieutenant Dan."

Multiplaxed,
05-29-2004, 03:28 PM
\/\/\/\/

Check The Sig....

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.Inphinite.
05-29-2004, 06:07 PM
The speech Aaragon says in the Final LOTR before the final attack.. that was some ish.. lol

Elldawg
05-29-2004, 09:01 PM
"guns dont kill people, stupid mahfuckas wit gins kill people" - chris tucker, money talks

D-Illar-1
05-29-2004, 09:26 PM
LOL...'Member that 1........

Multiplaxed,
05-29-2004, 09:32 PM
Money Talks was ill, even though i didn't see it all.

MCD
05-29-2004, 10:10 PM
Dumb and Dumber - "why you goin to the airport? - flyin somewhere?"

D-Illar-1
05-29-2004, 10:20 PM
Analyze That "Yea, I've been jerking off to a home-cooked meal for the past 830 nights...(OH! Tuna Casserole!)"

LMAO.....

-[Mrs.XkDubb]-
05-29-2004, 11:14 PM
Clueless
Cher: Would you say I'm selfish?
Dionne: No... not to your face.


Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Dionne: the PC term is hymenally challenged.
Cher: I just want to be absolutely sure! I mean, you see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet!

for sum reason thats my favortie movie....lol

skitz
05-30-2004, 01:22 AM
all about the benjamins--"get outta here you lil bastard"
friday--"okay........i wont tell nobody.....................................
HEY EVERYBODY--SMOKIES BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT"
"yo ass just got knocked the fuck out"
the wash--"fifty cent? 2 punk ass mothafuckin quarters?!?!"

D-Illar-1
05-30-2004, 02:28 AM
Don't Be A Menace- "Daishiki was far more sexually experienced thean me..........But who needs fore play when you're jackin' off?"

TheUnown89
05-30-2004, 03:52 AM
Scarface "All I got in this world is my balls and my word, and i aint breakin them for nobody man"

~Unown~

Multiplaxed,
05-30-2004, 06:34 AM
Daishiki was far more sexually experienced thean me..........But who needs fore play when you're jackin' off?"

LMAO. That movie is hillarious.

F02936GF12
05-30-2004, 11:24 AM
Here we go...

Scarface
Tony: Look at dat punk wit her. What's he got dat I dont have?
Manny: Well he's very hansome for one.
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Tony: You beautiful all these guys in love wit you. Only jou gotta look in jour eye, like jou havent been fucked in a year!
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Tony: I know all dat bullshit Sidlebomb save jou breaf. Jou got nuttin on me jou know it I know it. Jou wanna play games? Ok...I call my lawyer. He da best lawyer in town. He such a good lawyer dat by tomarrow jou gonna be working in Alaska, so dress warm.

Streets Is Watching
Jay-Z: "BAMFDUS, thats all you can say when you got a gun in ya face!"

State Propterty
Dame Dash (on the phone wit Beans): "Look you get me my money, you getcha girl back unharmed. You dont get me my money, its a good chance she'll be coming back pregnant 'cause she's kinda cute and I'm diggin her feet."

Baby Boy
Fag: $40?

Brothers
White Girl: OKAY!

Friday After Next
DayDay: Why you always coming up in here smelling like old wolf pussy?
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DayDay (slams door on complaining ugly theifs): Y'all fucking making puppies.

Barbershop 2
Cedric: R. Kelly was set up alright...only he thing he set up was that camera.

Carlito's Way
Pacino narrorating: "One thing I can say about him, he was always a stand up guy." (then he saw him sitting in a wheelchair)

Goodfellas
Joe Pesci: Funny how? How am I funny? What am I a clown here to amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT ME???!?!?

Me Myself & Irene
Charlie: I wasnt planning on just ramming it in, I was gonna lube it up, ease it in slowly...like a gentleman.
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Cow: Mooo, mooo (gargles off)

Kings of Comedy
Bernie Mac: I will fuck yo kid up america. The first 3 months are free. We dont need no video cameras. So when you get there, and you see little billy gotta big ass knot on his head I'm a tell ya what happened...I took a hammer, and slaped the FUCK outta him. Jumpin on my gotdamn couch.
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Bernie Mac: When the fag went upstairs I heard the little one say "Where the cookies and shit?" the fag gone say "Him downstairs." Who the fuck is him? Like I aint got no name or some shit.

Training Day
Denzel: AHHHHHH HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!!!

How High
Baby Oil: I swear you is a pimp powder I thought you were the one the Lord chose.
Baby Powder: If it hadda notta been for the Lord, I woulda notta hadda nare nutta bitch walk in my life
Baby Oil: A nare nutta
Baby Powder: A nare nutta
Baby Oil: I still dunno what that shit mean but I like how you say it.
Baby Powder: Nare nutta mean...dont have a nare, NUTTIN! outta there
Baby Oil: A nare nuttin outta there.
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Baby Powder: And I'm a tell you hoes suttin right now, dick drive this car, not pussy!
White girls: *giggling*
Baby Powder: Oh you think its funny bitch this pimpin here! I been on wheel of fortune price is right, you know what c'mon wit it!

Streets Raised Us
Quiz: I get tired of these scary white people runnin around gettin attacked by mountain lions and shit then got the nerve to go shoot one of them sumbitches thats prolly not even the same one who attacked him. So homeboy minding his business next thing you know he get caught up for some shit he aint even do. Sounds like Lion profiling to me. And the worst thing is they give you tips on how to not get attacked by a mountain lion....*silence* ok, I'm from fucking PG County give me tips how to stay away from a nigga witta gun and a rottweilder!

Multiplaxed,
05-30-2004, 11:31 AM
Goodfellas
Joe Pesci: Funny how? How am I funny? What am I a clown here to amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT ME???!?!?

Lmmfao. That part was Sick!

F02936GF12
05-30-2004, 11:38 AM
And then they did it on Animaniacs hahaha oh my

.Inphinite.
05-30-2004, 05:15 PM
Goodfellas
Joe Pesci: Funny how? How am I funny? What am I a clown here to amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT ME???!?!?

Yea..As Multi said... that scene was sick as fuck.. fucking quality acting.. classic film.. top 5

-[Mrs.XkDubb]-
05-30-2004, 11:46 PM
FINDING NEMO:

Crush: [stops Marlin] Kill the motor dude. Let's see what Squirt does flying solo...
[Squirt jumps in]
Squirt: Dad did you see me dad? Did you see me?
Crush: You so totally rocked Squirt. Give me some fin...
[high fives]
Crush: 'Noggin.
[hit heads]
Crush, Squirt: Dude...


Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first do a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

F02936GF12
05-31-2004, 12:13 AM
I hearda boutta scene in Shrek 2 about Pinnochio and women's underwear and all i have to say is rotflmaojoidjdfkldsjfkjlsdfuiyhruehfdjkvfdvnefiuof d

I gotta see dat movie

Scandalouz
05-31-2004, 06:25 AM
K, here's mine:
Scarface "I'm Tony Montana! U fuck wid me - u fuckin wit tha best!"

Scarface "The world is yours"..

"Yeah I know I'm crazy, but chu know what? I don't give a fuck" - 2Pac, P.J


Peace.

TheDon
06-01-2004, 02:55 PM
Ace Ventura

"That's it That's it Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is a man ,uggh Einhorn is a man"

Liar Liar

("whatsup Fletcher") "Your Cholesterol Fatty, Deadman walking"

"You Slammed Her you dunked her you gave her dawg a snausage" ("No")
"Liar,You stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey" (starts gobbling like a turkey)

FiRON
06-01-2004, 07:21 PM
Think McFly!!!!
Doc, ur tellin me u built a time machine...out of a dolorean!!!!
^^^Back to the Future

I got these cheese burga's yoooooo....
Man ill suck your DICK!!!

^^^dont be menece

Arki_TExT
06-01-2004, 09:42 PM
I hearda boutta scene in Shrek 2 about Pinnochio and women's underwear and all i have to say is rotflmaojoidjdfkldsjfkjlsdfuiyhruehfdjkvfdvnefiuof d

I gotta see dat movie



^^^The Thong PART...ROFLMAOGODNGOSDGNASOGMO


Shit was crazi sonn...took my lil gurl, it was madd funni

Go see it

-U.no-

FiRON
06-03-2004, 05:38 PM
hahah dayum i didnt know that was aloud...im gonna see that piece..hahahah

Diablo289
06-03-2004, 07:37 PM
Friday:

"i know u dont smoke weed, i know this, but im gonna get u high today, cause its friday u aint got no job, and u aint got shit to do!"

Scarface:

"jou die mo'fucker, wut jou think i am,huh,wut jou think im a fuckin worm,like jou, i told jou, i told jou dont fuck with me,i told u no fucking kids, no but jou wouldnt listen, jou stupid fuck, look at jou now"

triumphant
06-04-2004, 04:02 PM
Ill Say ''all About The Benjamens''ihaveit Right Here,how High,and Maybe
Next Friday

GGG-Unit
06-04-2004, 08:44 PM
//You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fu<king khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden _ Fight Club

ThEsIxGuNnA
06-04-2004, 09:42 PM
same as mulitplexed and my sig. Scarface says it all.

meex
06-08-2004, 02:34 PM
fight club:
"BOB...BOB HAD BITCH TITS"
South Park:"you are nothing but an uncle fucker. all you like to do is fuck your uncle. you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn';you just fuck your uncle all day long"

Tupac
06-08-2004, 03:26 PM
Now the only thing I remember is some scenes from the Pult Ficton movie, between Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) e Vincent Vega (John Travolta).

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What planet you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Jules: Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says bad motherfucker

Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

:D

.Inphinite.
06-16-2004, 10:26 AM
^ That film is quality... One of the best..

JlizzelZ...
06-16-2004, 10:49 AM
the craft....

You Killed Your Moms When You Came Out Of Her...
I Couldnt Sink So Low
BRAVOOOOO Aplause...

I am
06-16-2004, 10:52 AM
It's like G-Dog on a Fly tip, Flossin wit da Possy, Cuttin in da Crib... "What the Fuck does that mean"!! <<< Money Talks

F02936GF12
06-17-2004, 02:43 AM
DAMN YOU 8 MONTH ABSENT ASS TUPAC COMES BACK TO TAKE ALL MY DAMN PULP FICTION QUOTES lol

well

"I'm RELOADED!!!! OKAY? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AINT COMIN IN HERE? WELL FINE IM COMIN OUT THERE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU THINK YOU BIG TIME? WELL YA GONNA FUCKIN DIE BIG TIME....HERE COME DA PAIN!!!!!" - Carlito's Way

"Now on the way you gonna getta sharp pain in ya head, thats pride fuckin witcha, FUCK PRIDE!" - Ving Rames as Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

"This is a true test of one's loyalty. Now I'm gonna have one drink, say good night to her, go home, jerk off, and go to bed." John Travolta as Vincent in Pulp Fiction

"See your father knew if they found that gold watch they'd take it from him, so he hid it in the only place he knew they wouldnt look, up his ass. So for five years he had it up his ass, and then when he died he gave it to me and I hid it up my ass for 2 years and now I'm here to give it to you Butch" - Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction

Mischieveus
06-17-2004, 03:18 AM
"I'm RELOADED!!!! OKAY? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AINT COMIN IN HERE? WELL FINE IM COMIN OUT THERE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU THINK YOU BIG TIME? WELL YA GONNA FUCKIN DIE BIG TIME....HERE COME DA PAIN!!!!!" - Carlito's Way
^ I've never seen Carlito's Way before (yes, I know.. I am ashamed), but I knew I recognized it from somewhere before. That shit's in the beginning of "Brooklyn's Finest" by Notorious B I G and Jay Z..

Kryptonite
06-17-2004, 06:06 PM
That shit's in the beginning of "Brooklyn's Finest" by Notorious B I G and Jay Z..

Duhhh...lol...

FiRON
06-18-2004, 05:03 PM
"guys got any T.P."
saving silverman

FiRON
06-18-2004, 05:03 PM
チョコレート お菓子 バレンタインデー/
Enter the dragon w/out subtitles

J-Dub87
06-18-2004, 06:13 PM
l like the quote in poetic justice ...

janet jackson says" they still gone fuck u up!" - to tupac

pac replies " frankly my dear , i just dont give a fuck."

Mischieveus
06-23-2004, 02:53 PM
One of my favorites is from Joe Peschi's character in Good Fellas.. (I don't know if this was mentioned, I didn't read the whole thread).. The whole thing about "Funny? How am I funny? Am I funny like a clown, huh? Do I amuse you." That shit was the greatest..

Kryptonite
06-23-2004, 09:51 PM
^^ lol..I remember that shit..

There's probably a rack of quotes I could use from Scarface...cause there is alot of good ones in there.