Tiliya
07-03-2004, 06:43 PM
I read this in another forum and I tought you should read that too cuz im laughing my ass of....
there we go...
made you say "WTF WAS I THINKIN!!!". i got one. i met this one chick through this chick my homeboy was talkin too. we've met b4 we exchanged #'s b/c my homeboy got a room so he and the chick he was talkin could chill (side note: the night he got the room was the first time we've seen these chicks. the female he was talkin to was HUGE. her friend was aiight, but she was real cool.) fast foward to a week later. she comes by my house one day b4 to chill. a few days ago we played "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" when we went out. so i wanted to expand that game...hint hint . so we're sittin in my room and she all nervous b/c she was afraid someone was goin to barge in (my dad and me are the only 2 people that live there, and he goes to work in the mornings and gets off late afternoon. so pretty much i have the crib to myself). so spent about 10 mins tryin to convince this hefa that everything is all good. so i started massaging her back to relax her. as soon as my hand touched her skin, i was like "WTF!!!". her skin was rough as hell. so i continued to massage her and i gues it relaxed her. so asked her if she was goin to show me somethin. so she takes off her shirt and pant and gets under covers. so pulled the panties and started fingerin her. i went up to kiss her, and all i felt was this stubble around her chin area. you know a brotha bugged and thought the hefa was "suspect". again i was like "WTF!!!". so finally i went ahead and hit it. first, the hefa moaned like a gorilla in heat. then, when i told her to bend over and let me hit from the back. now my first reaction was ,b/c she and a nice azzz on her (the kind that'll make you bust quick). but as soon as that hefa bent over.... . this hefa must've used the bathroom b4 she came to my house, b/c all i smelled was azzz and S***!!!! i was like "OH HELL NAW!!! WTF!!!". so i busted quick to get it over wit a,d sent her home. i did end up hittin it one more time. same results. although p**** was good, everything else turned me off. then the hefa had the nerve to say that her moans are "legendary". legendary my azzz!!
holla back people, whatchu think? what would you do?
there we go...
made you say "WTF WAS I THINKIN!!!". i got one. i met this one chick through this chick my homeboy was talkin too. we've met b4 we exchanged #'s b/c my homeboy got a room so he and the chick he was talkin could chill (side note: the night he got the room was the first time we've seen these chicks. the female he was talkin to was HUGE. her friend was aiight, but she was real cool.) fast foward to a week later. she comes by my house one day b4 to chill. a few days ago we played "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" when we went out. so i wanted to expand that game...hint hint . so we're sittin in my room and she all nervous b/c she was afraid someone was goin to barge in (my dad and me are the only 2 people that live there, and he goes to work in the mornings and gets off late afternoon. so pretty much i have the crib to myself). so spent about 10 mins tryin to convince this hefa that everything is all good. so i started massaging her back to relax her. as soon as my hand touched her skin, i was like "WTF!!!". her skin was rough as hell. so i continued to massage her and i gues it relaxed her. so asked her if she was goin to show me somethin. so she takes off her shirt and pant and gets under covers. so pulled the panties and started fingerin her. i went up to kiss her, and all i felt was this stubble around her chin area. you know a brotha bugged and thought the hefa was "suspect". again i was like "WTF!!!". so finally i went ahead and hit it. first, the hefa moaned like a gorilla in heat. then, when i told her to bend over and let me hit from the back. now my first reaction was ,b/c she and a nice azzz on her (the kind that'll make you bust quick). but as soon as that hefa bent over.... . this hefa must've used the bathroom b4 she came to my house, b/c all i smelled was azzz and S***!!!! i was like "OH HELL NAW!!! WTF!!!". so i busted quick to get it over wit a,d sent her home. i did end up hittin it one more time. same results. although p**** was good, everything else turned me off. then the hefa had the nerve to say that her moans are "legendary". legendary my azzz!!
holla back people, whatchu think? what would you do?