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5 votes to win or 3-0 KO
Check in by Saturday 10th July 11.59 pm GMT
Verses due by Tuesday 13th July 11.59 pm GMT
Voting period ends: Friday 16th July 11.59 pm GMT
Failure to do your stipulation will result in your opponent being awarded 1.5 votes

Voters should consider the stipulation when deciding a winner.

YOUR STIPULATION: this match is a topical. Your subject is: You are an alcoholic waking up on the side of a road with a heavy hangover. What happened to you? Or what happens to you now? What are you thinking? If you have any questions about your stipulation ask as soon as you can – the deadlines will not be extended.


Good luck

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Thas my steez BITCH..



Oh ya..

Check..

lmao...........topical aye, damn!!!!

checkin in..................

..Howdy Hoe..

This goes beginning to end..like a flashback..

Work was relentless, a big sigh came at the end of every sentence
This, boredom caught me I caught a invitation that my friends sent
I wanted to murder this day wit a vengance so I got to drinkin
I was lost, these liqs already gettin to me I couldnt stop n' listen
So I started sippin, talkin to this girl said I may know her brother X
Vexxed, I say hes a Decent kat but if he utters another threat..
She shushs me kissing so I rub her chest; I wanted sex
A wild girls test she teased I stared so then I taunted next
Her body flexed I started to kiss her neck moanin and shit
I felt a rumble in my stomach but trust I was still bonin to hit
Finished wit answerin the phone n' a kiss it was a new party
Rarin' to party hearty but the crib was of a bitch I knew hardly
I was feeling great, someone spar me! but I stumbled a bit
I was jumblin' wits my thoughts mixed so I started to be humble n' sit
Shit, now I feel the need to yack damn I've never been this smashed
At last, theres the toilet the porcelen god I jus watch my sins attack..


*Aaron sits at the bathroom for most of the night..no one there
to comfort him or nothing..he leaves his boys house and walks the streets
and collapses..*

This nite is killing me now it looks like a gotta break the seal
I know I can aim..steady so accurate it'd make you squeal
Check the deal..I cant even speak of these thoughts I feel
I still wanna holler at that bitch just top her meal
She hungry for the Fix all wantin to touch the dick
I wonder if Decent will confront me..its ok..I STILL FUCKED HIS SIS..

(Present Situation)


Yo I’m on da road, trying ta walk and looking-forward
But the path seems to me kind of spooky-n-awkward
as i~move~onwards the fuckin road tends-to-extend
just like a rubber band being stretched by both-ends
I have lost~ma~sense, n feel like being snapped-to-death
my stomach was growlin, so I stopped to catch-ma-breath
someone fetch-me-help, I see darkness n ma eyes-r-red
I feel so helpless, man I am cursed and despised-to-death
wut lies~in~ma~head is nuttin but the feeling-of-bleak-meth
I am so fucking drunk, I feel like revealing-the-secrets

**Flashback begins**
(Narration of the past)

I led a very happy life, with a job, a home-n-a-wife
so peaceful, never thought I’d taste chrome-in-ma-life
was torn-at-the-sight, when I came home workin-so-late
found ma dear wife and a man, so busy fucking-on-bed
thought I was jerkin-ma-self, couldnt believe-ma-eyes
wondered so foolish of me fa not taking heed-to-her-lies
quickly called up~some~guys to have-their-suggestion
it was barbaric but still managed to grasp-to-the-petitions
in~frustration, I hired up some goons n payed-‘em-well
“I want this acid sprayed on her face lets say-by-twelve”

Very well...........
The job was done, but sigh unfortunately the victim was another-girl
unaware of the fact, I ran to a bar n screamed “I’ve sonned-da-world”

And then...........
**Blap, strike on the head**
**eyes closed**

Eventually.............
**eyes open**


(Police station scene)

Cops

“Sir u have been arrested for the charge of attempted-murder
plus u were so fuckin drunk, u vomited n drenched-ya-shirt-up”



“man y’all~shut~up, I am innocent Y ya guys harassing-me
quit pressurizing-me, get off ma dick n stop questionin-me
Y’all stressin~me, I dont want ma reputation to get spoiled-up
I need a lawyer, I dont remember a thing, ma minds coiled-up”


“Its time ta~toil~son, we got enough shit to prove-yer-guilt
plus prepare a better explanation for the goons-ya’ve-dealt
pity! soon~u’ll~be~killed along with your hired four-goons
da case will be startin soon, so meet y’all in the court-room”

**The pigs drag me to the lock up**

Finally..........
(The Judgment Day)

Judge

“Its a~horrible~thing, guess I have ta serve-ya-death-sentence”
“hope ya~sorry~for~this, but u deserve-ya-faith’s-vengeance”



“Thanx to ma friends~fiend’s~sence, I am here payin-da-price”
“believe me sir, I’m really innocent I wont be saying-this-twice”



**smirk**
“Keep playing~the~dice, but no use. I’m sick-of-these-lies”
“before u die, wuz yer last wish, u wanna speak-to-ya-wife?”



“I feel the streak-of-a-trife as I see nuttin but a six-feet-of-coffin”
“this hang over is killing me :( all i want is a quick-sip-of-coffee”




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Creativity: Xdecent
Story Telling: Xdecent
Delivery: Tie.. Poor in this area by both textcees
Relativity to Topic: Xdecent
Enjoyed: Xdecent


Rationale: Fixion finally got to a part of the Stipulation towards the end but it wasn't very Good or well thought out. The stipulation was to talk about what happened to you with your hangover. Remembering that you F*cked his sister is fine but more should have been added.
Xdecent should not mark words together that aren't multis. The story telling was much better, the story wasn't that interesting but he stuck with the topic better so X gets my vote.

Creativity: Fixion
Story Telling: Xdecent
Delivery: Fixion
Relativity to Topic: Xdecent
Enjoyed: Xdecent

Vote: My vote goes to Xdecent cause he stayed on the topic very well, and had a nice verse. This was actually a very close battle, and Fix..I think you would have won if you would have left out the diss in it and shit, you had a nice verse minus that stuff. No frontin or hatin man. You guys can decide whether to count my vote or not...but this is my honest opinion.

xdecent stop upping the thread, it's at the top of the forum

voting period is over, xdecent wins.

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