What is YOUR favorite Dave Chappelle skit? I couldnt make a poll, cause obviously there are too many funny ass skits for that. But I wanted to know what are everyones favorite skits? Or at least top three..

The one when he played Prince when Charlie Murphy was tellin' the story..omg that was some funny shyt hahhaa..."and they came to the court wearin' the same shit as b4!!" lmao....

Im Rick James Bitch!

Im Rich Bitch!

naw... where he does the 1 with da band.. that shit was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo damn funny

Prince
Rick James
The Mock YOur Favorite Athletes In Real Life (LMMFAO!!)

But My All-TIme Favorite

THE AND-1 Baseball and ish....

"THat's The Sweetest Muthafuckah I ever seen!!"

Prince scene when he was playin basketball
P-Diddy and the Band
lil jon

Da Band
Prince
"Zapped" The one where he robbed the bank
NY Boobs

da r.kelly joint he did
playaz wanna play
loverz wanna love
i dont want
non of the above
i wanna pee on u

Racial Draft. ( Tiger woods" fashizzle! I always wanted to say that")
The Niggar family
Dave gets Oprah pregnant
Jury selection
And the STD puppets. hahaha that shit was soooo funny. *Crabs*

5. Prince
4. New York Boobs
3. When he dresses up as KKK leader
2. Lil Jon
1. Rick James

Rick James is a classic.. It was a international hit among peeps who didn't even know who Dave Chappelle was.. Besides that one, my favorite segment was "What if the Internet Were a Real Place." That shit was halarious..

SPAM BUSTERS, BITCH!

Eminem inpression and R kelly song

Here's mines..(No order)

Rick James
Niggar Family
What if the internet was a real place
I Wanna Piss on You (R. Kelly segment)
Racial Draft
Black White Supremisist

the Blind KKK my wites a nigga lover skit...
rick james is always funny..
and the Wayne brady shit were he pulled out a gun hahahahaha the animation sucked thats wut made it funny..good shit

Playa Hata's Ball, Player Haters Go back in time, Mad Real World, Rick James, R. Kelly, Wrap it up, Wu Tang Financial, Prince, Black White Supremist, ive dled mostly all the episodes and if u havnt seen the playa hatas or mad real world go and check out that shit now. Anyone seen Dave Chapelle Killing them softly? his stand up shit, thats funny too.

^^Hello Hello, we have five black......Hello hello? That shit is funny, rick james, wayne brady, black white supremecists, racial draft, prince, r kelly, black bush, i need to get the season tapes

The rick james skit
the real world skit
kkk LEADER

1. Trading spaces
2. KKK
3. Rick James

Greastest ones lolololololol

5.R Kelly(I wana piss on you)
4.Rick James(Im rick james bitch)
3.Blind KKK nigga(niggers with their wide noses breathin all the white mans air)
2.Oprah
1.Trainin Day Skit ft. Wayne Brady(Does Wayne Brady Have to Smack a Bitch?)

"What did the hand say to the face?" SLAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! LOL SHIT

Oh yeah Dave gets oprah pregant

"Dave what's gotten into you?"

It's not what's gotten into me,it's what's gotten into Oprah!"

I love all of them but the rick james and samuel jackson and r.kelly them stand out the most hell i like all of them i cant pick.

im rick james bitch
the real world
wayne brady
and the gay one with the gay landscaper cutting the grass that shits funny as hell

trading spouses when that white kid says im from the streets man G-G-G-UNIT and the guy brings him to the hood and leaves the kid and tells em to sell rock. I almost pissed myself watchin that one

Man Dave is off the chain.
I would have to say the Rick James joint
CRAZY!!

rich james was funny as hell

i think "Ggggg-Unit- Ggggg-Good Bye"

Where he's Kicking That Cancer Patients ass in The Basket ball Game

KKK Leader

Crack Head Presentation (Whole Skit)

And the Tru Form Camera

Man Dave is off the chain.
I would have to say the Rick James joint
CRAZY!!


DANG!, Im gonna miss Rick James!

when he goes. what if life was really like grand theft auto
his 2 - minute show
& When he plays the crackhead who goes on fear factor.

the REAL rick james died last friday.

redballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Playa Haters Ball-the funny thing about this skit besides its primise is the fact that it was about 90% improv. Everything off the top now thats just some classic shit and it takes a real genius to do.

2.Charly Murphy True Hollywood Stories: Rick James-Yea this is definantly gotta be the funniest shit anyone seen on TV in years lol.

3.Clayton Bigsby Black White Supremecist- This sketch came from a story his grandfather told him because his grandfather I guess he was light but he thought he was black but he was blind and didnt know whether he was black or white but just assumed he was black. so the day after Martin Luther King he got on a bus in DC and heard some black guys talking to this white guy like "wtf are you doing on a bus around us after yall killed MLK?" then he realized they were talking to him lol.

4.Reperations for Slavery-This was one of the funniest shits from the 1st season when black people got reperations all they did was go out and by Escalades and jewelry lol. "8000 New Record Labels have just been started" LMAO this is actually the sketch where they got the phrase "I'm Rich Bitch!!!" from.

5.Jury Selections-This shit was too funny if yall missed it it was at the end of the second season where he played a jurer during different cases including O.J. simpson trial, Micheal Jackson trial, Robert Blake trial and R. Kelly Trial. "No I dont think my doubts are unreasonable, I seen a tape where 5 cops beat up a nigga (rodney king) and they said they had doubts I got my doubts too ok? How come they still aint found Biggie and Tupac's murderers but arrested OJ Simpson the next day...NICOLE SIMPSON CANT RAP!!!!" lmao but so damn damn damn true.

7.Roca Pads-Damon Dash was selling pads to catch periods "we bouta get all up in dat ass. so if ya period leakin, you need to be seeking roca pads....ITS DA ROC HOLLA!!!!" lol

6.Lil Jon sketch the one where he called the real Lil Jon and said he sits on his hand waits til it gets numb and then masturbates he calls it a stranger lmao.

11.Charly Murphy True Hollywood Stories: Prince-lol @ him floating from the rim

13.Black Bush-Season 2 where he was the president but he was black and just ignant as hell "MARS BITCHES!"

20.The Wayne Brady Show-When him and Wayne Brady were driving around like in Training Day "I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X huh motherfucker?"

XIV.Dave Chapelle written by Dave Chapelle-SPEGHETTI SPEGHETTI SPEGHETTI!!!!

R-Kelly piss on you "the one thing that'll make me life complete/ is when i turn your face in to a toilet seat" oh shit!!

The Muppets one " No brand new Hum-V/ But you'll get no pussy/ what you dont understand/ is that I make love to me hand/ so fuck it/"

And Black Bush

They all funny man, i like the stand-up he did on Showtime..shit was halarious

"Ohh my god...micky mouse is a mexican! .."

They all funny man, i like the stand-up he did on Showtime..shit was halarious

"Ohh my god...micky mouse is a mexican! .."

LMAO

His balls are as smooth as eggs..

Prince & Rick James are my fav episodes...


"Assemble your crew" ~ Dave Chappelle, as Prince

"...and he had like, this aura as he walked in the room...he was lookin' mad niggerish" ~ Charlie Murphy, referring to Rick James

"Fuck yo couch nigga, fuck yo couch!" ~ Dave Chappelle, as Rick James


lmfao thas some funny ass shit...*dies*

The Muppets one " No brand new Hum-V/ But you'll get no pussy/ what you dont understand/ is that I make love to me hand/ so fuck it/"

That shit right there had me rollin' consistently..

The Black Bush..the Lil' Jon one with the real Lil' Jon..the music one when he had that nigga playin' the guitar and they were in the Barber shop and that nigga was like, "Yo......shut..the fuck..up!"...and the Charlie Murphy shits, "There's some great story tellers of our time...you think I'd make that shit up?" or "After we played ball and e'ything, he took us inside and served us pancakes........................pancakes." Nigga is a genius..

Best one was when he thought he was white and was the leader of the KKK.......
he found out he was black and divorced his wife because she was a nigga lover...LOL

^^^^

YES!! Clayton Bigsby..

Best one was when he thought he was white and was the leader of the KKK.......
he found out he was black and divorced his wife because she was a nigga lover...LOL


Who the Hell, is Condalangus Rice? Condalangus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish.

What??????^^^^^I ain't say nothin about no rice......where u get that at?

What??????^^^^^I ain't say nothin about no rice......where u get that at?



That's what he was saying in his speech. He was talking about Condolezza Rice

Oh my bad dog......LOL....forgot about that shit........apoligies man....

Oh my bad dog......LOL....forgot about that shit........apoligies man....

LOL...It ain't nothing...

aiight its straight.....what about that shit with Wayne Brady bein all hard and shit....LMMFAO......*Is Wayne Brady Gonna Hve To Smack A Bitch?*.....goddamn thats fucking hilarious.

Definetly Rick James!
Or... the Black white suppremist.

I aint seen that shit......

I mean the rick james one

"He'll probably tell you how I stomped on his brother's couch. What type of person do you take me for? I'm not gonna stomp on someone's couch and I'm a guest in their house..................yeah, I stomped on his couch. Whats he gon' do to me? I'm Rick James, he's Charlie Murphy"

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug.."

LOL......oh shit is this what I been missin?????

1. rick james
2. prince scheme
3. Std puppets



love dat shit

hahah black darkness bros..charlie and eddie murphy...

its all about the lil jon...the black white supremacist..niggar family..(im rich...but there nigger ritch...) and rick james

the rick james one, the prince when he was playing ball, and the crackhead when he goes to the school and talks to the kids

Mines have ta beeh when old boy was actin like he was in kkk
nigga an was like WHITE POWER

the one where Charpelle reenacted Grand Theft Auto.
when i first saw that i couldnt stop lmao.

i know that was the first season
but for the second season
iunno because they are all funny

That one real world skit that was raw honestly, walk by stabbing had me going

Im Rick James Bitch!!!!!

my fav dave chapelle...

Little kid: Hey look! Look what I found!!! It's a Dagger!

Fluffy Monster: That's no dagger Johnny. That's a syringe!

Little kid: What's that fluffy?

Fluffy Monster: It's a device people use to inject Heroin into themselves.Some people are addicted to it , but some people just use it to have fun , and a stop at anytime. Like me! *Faints*

...then the STD monster scene is funny as hell...."I beat my dick like it owes me money"...rofl...

Also that skit when he was a witness for all these black trials and kept bein like hell no Kelly aint piss on her and hell no OJ how you know all black men dont got bloody gloves lmao...

1

R Kelly videos
Rick James
Prince
Da Band w/ P.Diddy
Redballs w/ Tyrome Biggums

Leave out any??

Tha rick james skit

that diddy skit making the band shit good business, cambodian breast milk only the purest ha thats good shit no doubt man what else remember migit with two ballon pictures studio keys type,

That I fucked up one dating back through time, with him in events which affected mass millions in the future all because he fucked up or some one was you know

all of the above but ain't nobody mentioned Pop Copy! i know i can't be the only one lovin that shit......
that boy say "hell yeah i suck toes" lmao

i think that R.Kelly - Pee on u on is real funny

only one ive heard is the lil john one. lol.

the blind black white supremisits

the concept just smacked me in the face with irony in the third party

check- hating black being black and seeing all black

you have to be out your head

"do you know black people?"The gameshow where he asks all the contestants ? Like, Is pimping easy???

and Tyrone Biggums "I Want some crack ! :D!"

peanut butter and crack sandwich and red balls

time travling pimps ha when they shot the slave master

my favorite chappelle show moments are the one with the gay black guy mowing the yard and in the background there is music going "ass and titties ass and titties" that made me bust up and when chappelle is explaining the Haters in time skit, he says about how charlie murphy would just start to shake.....god i nearly pissed myself

i like that 1 skit where they were doin that behind the scenes of Roots, made me crack up fa real

black KKK

that gang shit

Rick James

Wayne Brady

and Piss on you

man the one with eddie muprhy's brother, doing the documentary on rick and their trials together shit mad, yo word up the shaking shit is mad funny to, the brak down to certain races, such as Wu- tang to the asians, and blacks acceptance of Tiger, shit had me going off plus that one hispanic cat no one knew that shit in the draft

my two fave are when he was a KKK member and the r. kelly piss on you :D

The best skit was the Tyrone the Crackhead skit where those people were confronting him about his addiction. And then at the end, he flushes himself down the toilet. Either that one, or the Frontline episode about the racist animals. That show is brilliant. I love it.

Uhm The Charlie Murphy Story About How He Played Prince In Basketball LOL!! That Was Dope!!

i got three mtb2, prince and kneehigh park

every skit hes ever made is so fuckin funny... a few reoccuring skits he does get old after awhile, like Great Moment in Hookup History and Real Movies. otherwise, chappelles a fuckin genious. my 2 alltime favorites are the And1 Streetball Mixtape of bowling, tennis, baseball, other sports. he like bunts a baseball and dances to first base and shit its sooo funny. then the Making the band skit where chappelle is p diddy and Dylon. holy shit if only the dvd came out already i wouldnt stop watching that shit its so funny and so true

The What Men Want skit in the elevator. Funny shit. "Shit I'd ball her in a minute. DAMMMMMN!"

the one where it's a spoof of that real sex thingy

where him and his girl get stopped in the street and asked what's the craziest sexual thing they've done


anybody seen it?

dave chappelle (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/streetinterview.html)

The best chappelle skit....its way too close to call cause they all r just so fucken funny...i like the piss on u songs, race draft, black bush, AND 1 mix tapes in bowling tennis and baseball, jury selection...the list goes on and on

I didn't think the Rick James one was that funny. I did love the KKK one though. WHIIIITE POWERRR!!

^^^yea, the Rick James thing was alright, but it took up the whole goddam episode.
N-I-G, G-A-R, it's the niggar family! - ha ha ha

no order but all funny

-charlie murphy tell rick james story
-the one where they switch the justice systems ("somebody shut that fuckin' dog up!")
-the haters time travelin (lol!)
-dave is the black version of bush
-niggar family
-black white supremacist
-trading spaces, the one where they switch families (husbands)! lol
-the world series of dice with ASHY LARRY!!
-wayne brady
-jury with MJ, OJ, and kellz .. omg too funny "i got a pair of bloody gloves right here"
-charlie murphy tells prince
-mad real world (tyree: "i didnt have sex it katie...lysol had sex with katie" katie: u had sex with me too tyree" tyree: correction: i had see with katie")lol
-WHEN KEEPIN IT REAL GOES WRONG! the very first one where dave got stomped by ol boy AND his girl & had 2 live w/his grandma ... "GRANNY DON'T!"!!!!!!!
-and1 sports

<~>

my top 3 favorite chappelle skits r 1) where he plays R. Kelly wit da "Pee On U" original song; 2) where he plays Samuel L. Jackson tellin' those 3 white guys 2 drink his beer; 3) where he plays Rick James

R.I.P. Rick James

naw... where he does the 1 with da band.. that shit was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo damn funny
" I only drink the finest Breast-Milks"
the mans a genius

The rick james and prince skit was fia i also like tha p-diddy one

.* Dylans' Voice * " I Rip And I Rhyme, I Rhyme And I Rip This Is The Way That Dylan Spit ! .. I Spit Hot Fiya' , Man .. You Want Some Hot Fiya ?!?! .

TOOO CLOSE MAN, TOOO CLOSE!!!

one of my favs is when dave acts as prince and he playin basketball wit charlie murphy.....you and your men can take on me and 'the revolution'

My favourite is the Player Haters' Ball

pee on you, rick james, charlie murphy and prince,wen black ppl got money for their ancestors slavery and ,ummm, this:

Who? Who's Nick Cannon?

Daddy, Nick Cannon's 'ilarious

Man, fuck you son! I'm glad you think he's so gaddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. funny isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!

da wayne brady one....."does wayne brady gotta choke a bitch" that shit was great

The About The Blind Black Man Who Thought He Was White, And The Lil John One

Has to be Clayton Bigsby (Dave played Clayton who was born blind and thought he was white, so he joined KKK and shit roflmao) and the Making the Band shit, wit Dave acting like Diddy and Dylan. That real world one, damn theres just to many. Dave is one funny nigga

i like the one were he was a kkk leader thats my favorite one

I liked the player haters ball one lol that was funny.. And the one when the pimps go back in time to pimp slap a slave owner. Also the KKK one and the Making the band one.. Lol that shit was funny..

o the black bush one was funny too..
Lady: So Bush what will you do about the oil crisis?
Bush: Oil, who talkin bout oil? Bitch you cooking? RUN!

Also the Wayne Brady one was the funniest shit ever..

Where he made the "Real life internet" There were popups and shit and he punches to two guys in the popups and say "Spam Busters BITCH" LMFAO

STD PUPPETS

No brand new hum v-
And no mansion for me....
But you'll get no p!!@@Y...

Something you can't understand/
Cause I make love to my hand/
And I don't need you honey..
I beat my dick like it owes me money!
That's why I say fuck it!"

1. Charlie Murphy- Prince Basketball Game
2. Wayne Brady
3. White People Dancing ROFLMAO
4. World Series of Dice "Ashy Larry- Marcy Projects Son, Marcy, What?!!"

charlie murphy on prince and tha puppets are tha illest

"I got a vanerial disease kids"
"how'd u get that dangle?"
"From Fuckin!"

Rick James Bitch

1. black bush
2. R kelly
3. prince

Player Haters Ball, endless quotes...

"Why don't you click your heels three times.....and go back to Africa"
"Looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam"
"Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies"
"What can be said about that jacket, that hasnt been said about Afganistan....it looks bombed out and depleted"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buc Nasty's momma's dish"

and the best....

"She wears underwear with dick holes in em"

Fuckin classic

Yea, to bad he went crazy.

He ain't go crazy. He played them motherfuckas and went to Africa. He put two sketches in season 2, telling folks he wanted to leave.

1. The one where he quit to go live with Oprah.
2. The one where he quit and Wayne Brady took his place. Then he got jealous.

actually yeah.. he went crazy, i can even get the news article on it..

heres how the story went..

they wouldnt air his latest season on Comedy Central, so he went to Africa, and supposedly he checked himself into a Mental Facility.. and then after he checked him self out after a bit..

so basically he did go crazy.. but hes still funny..

lol, he will be one of the funniest comedians that will live.. ROFLMFAO!!

every season, every episode, every skit was hilarious.. no doubt about it..

lol..

1.Your Favorite Athlete....RASHEEEEEEEEEEEEED WALLACE LMAO
2.The Niggar Family
3.Samual L. Jackson Beer...IT'LL GET CHA DRUNK YOU'LL BE BANGIN FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME LMFAO

yea the Rasheed wallace was a good one..lil jon, and there was some shit where he went into a skit it was like, the world viewed from the internet side. some white dude acted as spyware and tried goin after dave askin if he wanted a free cell phone and he got shot lmao. then he went into a movie theater and there was porn showing and he came out with his friend sayin, u go look at music im gonna go see it again...he comes out with his belt undone and he zipped his zipper up, he like..damn that white girl had big tittays. lmfao...good shit

1. R.Kelly Pee On You Skit
2. "I Know Black People" Game Show
3. Street Hoops Video Game Vs. Hospitalized Kid

I never saw the rasheed wallace 1 can sum1 post it

Tyrone Biggums, Black Zilla, Wayne Brady (The whole show)

"Is Wayne Brady Gonna have ta choke a bitch?"

1. rick james
2. kkk leader
3. lil john

hahahaha funny shyt yo

1. rick james
2. prince jawn
3. da 1 wit wayne brady
4. da niggars haha

1. Things are better in slow motion, and some arnt.
2. The Niggar Family
3. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
4. Ignition Remix
5. My last wish is to meet Dave Chappelle

the list goes on and on....... i could prolly fit tyrone biggums in there

-Rick James
-Wayne Brady
-The Player Haters Ball...

"Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted"

^classic ~1~

my fav is the mad real world
haha thats funny shit

Wanye Brady and Rick James, bitchez. :)


Gotta love that man.

definitely rick james, lil jon and the racial draft. all priceless.

I can't respect anyone who likes the Wayne Brady one. I was worried after that show he was gonna stop being funny. Luckily he still kept it up but nothing after that was hilarious like others. Plus people who like the Wayne Brady ep are people who didnt start watching until around that episode and found it hilarious, then went back to watch the first season.

Anyway my 3 fav:
Slave Reparations
Popcopy
Mad Real World

O yeah anyone else not find the Rick James skit to be that funny. It was ok but no where near his best.

rick james=classic

Keepin It Real

I would have to say the one about the copying place shit lol photo-pop or some shit and the one where there all stoned driving a car through a drive threw and hit that little girl lol i laughed so hard at "We going have to chop her in ity bity pieces and throw her in the lake" lmao:D

Trading Spouses and Player Hater's Ball, "What can I say about that suit, that I can't already say about Afghanistan? It's been bombed up and depleted." ROFL.

When he played the Black White Supremist...that shit was funny

rick james bitch
prince
crack head skit red ballz gives u wings lol

Trading Spouses that one was funny.

"Well here we're here"
"Why we here?"
"Cause, you a gangsta, every gangsta lives in the hood! Tell my friends I said hi."
"But...."
"Go on! Get out...g-g-g-g-g-good bye!"

lmao...that was great.

"...and that kids was the first time i sucked dick for crack..."

LMAO

haha "pick up yo sticks son!! PICK EM UP!!" i like that one

umm, really they're all equally funny, the slowmotion would be in top 5, so would prince, and the eclipse commercial, where the white bitch is dancin retarted and he kicks her out, and the wayne brady one

ummm, really theres too many to think of, another funny thing is on the commercial for season 3, when he cracks open the trex egg, that shit had me crackin up

i love the ones where he imitates lil jonm those are hilarious

The Player Haters Ball <-- genius

the blind white supremecist one and the gang wars one

all of them

The Lost Epsiodes is fuckin hilarious! U gotta go get thay DVD!

Hell yeah Charlie Murphy playin ball with prince is of the hook..white supremist...it too fuckin mush,i've been laughin like a mother fucka....

1. Clayton Bigsby
2. Any Tyrone Biggums skit
3. Dave vs Billy in Street Hoops

Anyone remember the commerical for the first season. There were hilarious.

Really Fat bitch with baggy pants on..."I recently went on the Chappelles show diet and lost 533 pounds." She then uses a pole to push her "old" pants out to full width. Hard to explain but it was hilarious.

Favorite skit iz ridin with Wayne Brady

The red bull crackhead and the 2pac club one

the 2pac skit

"what can a nigga do
when half the people voted for george W
GEORGE W. YES IT'S TRUE
I wanna choke him
He's a snitch
Im talkin bout GEORGE W. SMITH
from city council
He ran in '93 out in Oakland
You probably never heard about him"
oh shit lol
the lyrics were about stuff that happened after he died

"what can a nigga do
when half the people voted for george W
GEORGE W. YES IT'S TRUE
I wanna choke him
He's a snitch
Im talkin bout GEORGE W. SMITH
from city council
He ran in '93 out in Oakland
You probably never heard about him"
oh shit lol
the lyrics were about stuff that happened after he died

Makes me smile everytime i hear it or someone mentions it:D

wut about the one where tyrone tells kids about drugs

piss on you

test..

The pixie skits... When Dave has to choose between the Fish or Chicken... Dude was dancing and he was like "you know you wanna order a bucket full.. You big lip b*tch" LMAO... I was offended but that shit was funny as hell..

Sesame Place about herpes and clap
hello there Im ol' herpes theres no cure for me, dont matter what you do ill me with you till the end..hahaha see you in hell motherfuckers!

It said som like that.

The KKK leader LOL

lolololol

my 5 top fav are the Grand theft auto one.....the "madd real world"... R.kelly-pee on you.... remix to pee on u.... and the band

too many to say

N.I.G....G.A.R its the niggar family

The one skit where like a black family and a white family's dads traded places or some shit like that. dads or moms or somethin

^^^Trading spouses

My favorites is the prince and the MTV Cribs episode

*I Sprinkle Diamonds on everything I ate, 1 Its the most balla shit you could eva do, and 2 it make my dookie twinkle mane

My favourite is the Rick James one, just some classic shit.
Or the Real World one where that white guy lives with all of them black people. Haha they stab the white guys dads and one guy rapes the kids girlfriend while another guy records it LOL

N.I.G....G.A.R its the niggar family

Yeah thats one of my favourites.

my favorite is the one where he goes to visit that kid dats dyin and plays him in street hoops HILARIOUSE

This one is the best. Chappelle's And1 Mixtape...

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By the way, does anyone know the song that is used in that skit during the tennis scene? Sounds familiar, but I don't remember it...

Prolly the Rick James 1

The Black WHite Power guy and Lil Jon at the Doctor. These are so funny.

BYAAHHH

black president bush

"i wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago"

There is so many good ones i dont really have 1 favorite
Here's some of my favorites:

Player Hater's Ball:
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Racial Pixies:
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Making The Band:
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Great Moments In Hook-Up History:
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Samuel Jackson (Beer Commercial):
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whos that?

who's who?

dave chellpah

^ Lmfao!

Prolly the Rick James 1

So many to name but top 3 prolly


1.Rick James
2.Black/White Supremicist
3.And 1 Mixtapes

Off topic but.......

Nice sig y0ung, is that the dude from Ninja Scroll?

so many
probaly da jedi scandal rkelly 1 and da white supremacist

racial switch episode

2pac.. & the piss on u remix...

& Howard Dean... Byyaaaahhhhh!

the one where he was rick james and he was fuckin wit blackness

"fuck yo couch nigga"

that shit was funny as hell

Makin tha Band 2 funny shit

9 words:
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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the one where he goes into time with the Playa Hataz and Chappelle caps that slavemaster ha

I'm rich biiiiiatch!

yo does ashy larry really have a new show called from ashy to classy,,, has anyone else seent this shit or am i the only one?? how come nobody knows about this??

almost all of them are funny

had to order american dave chappelle dvds that dont work on european dvd players,only region free ones..worth it cas nearly every joke is classic

9 words:
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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yep the wayne brady 1 is my fav. too

Ima go wit Black Bush,

The pure idea of someone saying, go sell some hats, i know Gucci when i see it nigga im rich to Mr. UN is priceless

"eat ya sandwhich dave"

-wayne brady

almost all of them are funnyaccept for a couple of the lost episodes

kkk leader!!!!!!!and then asshy

player haters ball

^ i guess u was there right?

Favorites:
Making the Band parody
Playa Haters Ball
Wu Tang Financial
Racial Draft

I forgot these:
Pop Copy training video
Reparations '03
Mad Real World
R Kelly Piss On You
Turn My Headphones Up
Black Gallagher
Everything w/ Tyrone Biggums

tyrone biggums fear factor was funny as hell

"Theres something you might not know about me joe rogan....i smoke rocks"

lmao

is wayne brady gonna have 2 choke a bitch? LMFAO...THE BEST ONE EVER

LMAO mime are

Rick James
WacAronals
Wu Tang Financial

And tha one were he goes to the internet.

that r kelly skit he did

Playa Hata's Ball is GOAT.

man theres soooo many, i wish he still had his show

my favs are def the rick james, prince b ball game, wayne brady, and piss on you video

the niggar family

piss on you

The Niggar family is funny as fuck...love that shit

the niggar family

Rick James

Fuck Yo Couch Niggah

They Should Of Neva Given You Niggahs Money Lmao

Charlies Murphy's Hollywood Stories... ESPICALLY THE RICK JAMES ONE

The Rick James ones, Black Bush, The Racial Draft...

Wutang Financial, and the white people can dance one with john mayer

The Band skit "Giddy up" lmao "combodian breast milk" lmao and that skit with the gay kkk thing "ooo its hot as the dickens out here ....would yall mind goin back to africa ?" lmao

I totally forgot to mention that Wayne Brady skit has to be one of the best ever in the show. Saw it last night and it was so funny.

ric james one funny as shit

Dylan spit hot fyah!

Racial Draft

Wayne Brady

my top 3 favorite Dave skits are the 2pac one,when he does the AND 1 thing for every sport and the prince one.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch??" /:-}

Classic shit right there.


I totally forgot to mention that Wayne Brady skit has to be one of the best ever in the show. Saw it last night and it was so funny.

1. his stand up comedy
2. tha Wayne Brady one
3. R Kelly skit
4. The Real world Skit
5. uhhhh i guess tha Rick James one

I Thought the one where he was a black guy in the kkk was hilarious. Just such a funny thing to think about

No...the one about gang violence....

"some mark ass trick stepped on my sneakers an poured mortons salt all over em!!!....lets ride on these foos at they own Borbercue!"

clayton bigsby, Turn down that african, congo music, N!@^)

"Fucc Yo Couch, Nigga"

"Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug"

"They beat Our Ass, Then The Nigga Made Blueberry Waffles"

"Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch"
"Run Bitch Run. Run For Help.' 'Im sorry man"

"I Know Not To Become Between A Niggar And His Pork, Lose Ya Hand."

"You Gon Get The Best Table A Niggar's Ever Gotten In This Restaurant."

"You Got Some Cracc"

I like the Black, White Supremicist one CLASSIC

its gotta be Rick James and the one with Wayne brady

the one with slow motion was pretty good

and the one with Samuel Jackson beer

now that I think of it, there are too many to pick just one or two

i was thinking about the samuel jackson one the other day, and made me laugh out loud just thinking about it. then i told my friend about it, and it just made me happy. haha

as far as best...

samuel jackson
slow motion
wayne brady
prince
grand theft auto

just a few i can think off the top of my head...

its gotta be Rick James and the one with Wayne brady

the one with slow motion was pretty good

and the one with Samuel Jackson beer

now that I think of it, there are too many to pick just one or two

Rick James is so funny but it's also cliche. I've already posted some of my favorites earlier in this thread. Dave's show was great but his standup routines are even better.

The Nigar family

Darknesss Sketch.

And the Black-White supremesist(Quick spelling, not sure of accuracy..)

I know black people, that game show one.

Making the band.

P. Diddy big, shiny lip.

Eh-eh!! eh-eh!!

P. Diddy big, shiny lip.

Eh-eh!! eh-eh!!

You just chopping onions? You doing your taxes, is that whats hot in the street these days?

I like Mad Real World and the one were the kids go to Boot Camp and the drill sergant gets high and they sing the Lion Sleeps Tonight song

oh I almost forgot!
all the Chalie Murphy Holywood Stories

yea, that shit was pricelss...


"That was weeks ago, Nigga!"

I like Mad Real World and the one were the kids go to Boot Camp and the drill sergant gets high and they sing the Lion Sleeps Tonight song

That was suppossed to be Nelson Mandela.

That was suppossed to be Nelson Mandela.
I'm 13 I learned about'em but since I have a white school they didnt talk about'em much and we never got a pic of the man

I'm 13 I learned about'em but since I have a white school they didnt talk about'em much and we never got a pic of the man


http://www.anc.org.za/people/mandela.html

There you go. Anyway in the sketch Dave says that it is Mandela. I just love when he says: "you think Mandela doesn't know what this shit is?"

Also from that show the Player Haters Ball guys traveling in time was good & the gay america one w/ Don King having Friday Night Sissy Fights was funny.

^^co-sign I was rollin' when I saw that

my favorite thing dave chappelle ever did was disappear to africa

thats a travesty...


He made a huge dint in the comedic game, he needs to come back... i know he still has a ton of ideas...

thats a travesty...


He made a huge dint in the comedic game, he needs to come back... i know he still has a ton of ideas...

He still does standup.

which isnt chappelle show... His stand up is sick tho... Killin em softly, and for what its worth...

Yeah but the way you said made it sound like he doesn't do comedy. He's never going to do the show again because of what Comedy Central did & then his best friend & co-creator are now enemies who will never work with each other again. The only way I ever see Dave doing a show again is if it is on HBO or Showtime where he can do whatever the hell he wants.

O, he totally owns comedy...

Just sayin, his situation is fucked, but hes the truth when it comes to stomach tiredness from laughter..

Real World
Da Band
Rick James

definitely the skit where he owns that sick kid in NBA STreet

definitely the skit where he owns that sick kid in NBA STreet

I love how he saves the kid's life just so he can finish beating his ass.

Also one the underrated sketches he ever did was on the first show, the Pop Copy sketch. That is classic.

Welcom to pop copy, can I help you, and then just walk off on the phone...


B...

Dave's stand up is crazy, you see the one were he was in the UK and the cop told him to put the cigarrette away and then Dave was cuttin' on him? lol that was funny

never saw that one...

Dave's stand up is crazy, you see the one were he was in the UK and the cop told him to put the cigarrette away and then Dave was cuttin' on him? lol that was funny

That on youtube or something?

Imagine how many more classic skits Dave would have had by now had his show still existed.

That on youtube or something?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHM-dIMa3dg
yup..

STD puppets,Gang Wars And Mad Real World

#Prince
#Badass Wayne Brady =D
#Lil' Jon
#Black Bush
#Tupac

+

Killin' Em Softly rules as well...the live shit

Dave: HEY BABY! Stop selling weed alright, you got your whole life infront of you!

Baby: FUCK YOU NIGGA! I GOT KIDS TO FEED!

hilarious guy

I Forgot About Black Bush Classic Funny Shit Pretty Underrated

Mos Def is the best part of the Black Bush sketch.

I totally forgot how funny the Making the Band skit was

"Yup it's 100% Cambodian"

=))

Mos Def is the best part of the Black Bush sketch.

Yup He Outshined Dave On That Skit

P. Diddy and the band skit


'Thats a good ass sugar cookie..."
'Find me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant'


COME BACK DAVE!!!

STD puppets,Gang Wars And Mad Real World


damnit, yea, i forgot about those and Black Bush.... and Samuel L. Jackson beer was pretty good too...

The One He Is Talkin About Gettin Drove To The Projects By His Limo Driver In Washington D.C, Buyin Bags Of Green From A Baby =)) quote - Chappelle "Hey baby stop selling weed" Baby "I Got Kids To Feed Nigga" =))