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The DunceCap
07-17-2004, 04:38 AM
Hitler walks into a bar...and sits down....The bartender goes..."hey, you're..", Hitler interrupts..."Yes, Yes, I am him, I've come back to finish the job i started years ago....I am planning mass destruction...I am going to kill 100,000 jews and 1 duck.

The bartender goes..."hmm okay..but may I ask, why are you going to kill 1 duck?"...Hitler goes "see, nobody cares about the jews"

.Con.
07-17-2004, 07:10 AM
Lame & Old..

If you trying so hard to become a mod at this place atleast post some good stuff.

DublePlatinm
07-17-2004, 07:42 AM
LOL... that was funneir^....no disrespect lol

The DunceCap
07-17-2004, 12:26 PM
why would I wanna be a mod for this? ever occur to u im just postin stuff cuz the forums empty? stfu multi/nuke net skitzo faggot

Omnishient
08-02-2006, 04:01 AM
wow i

Blazе
08-02-2006, 04:24 AM
Lame & Old..

If you trying so hard to become a mod at this place atleast post some good stuff.

Unnesessary post.

That shit was funny. Not 'rofl' funny but I laughed. *repped*

Delarge.
08-02-2006, 04:52 AM
Shit was also 2 years ago, So it being "old" isnt much an issue now.

eightiesbaby86
08-02-2006, 05:03 AM
perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here

Blazе
08-02-2006, 05:23 AM
perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here

Yeah, I can see that.

JimmyWhite
08-02-2006, 05:45 AM
I Know 10000000000 Hitler/Nazi Jokes

But Id Get Banned For Telling Them :(

Blazе
08-02-2006, 05:59 AM
I Know 10000000000 Hitler/Nazi Jokes

But Id Get Banned For Telling Them :(

Fuck that... We're all cool here, racist/religion jokes are welcome at RW.

Ignite
08-03-2006, 12:06 AM
lol. it wasnt that funny but iit wasnt horrible.

Sur-MamnJackson
08-03-2006, 01:48 AM
When I first heard the joke, I fell into the trap of asking about the duck. :)

FlawlessTheReal
08-03-2006, 12:07 PM
it was pretty funny

Black Cult
08-03-2006, 01:15 PM
mmmm..its all ol' shit..heard all dat before

JimmyWhite
08-03-2006, 11:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/DS1/ani/hitler_banjo.gif

^Anyone Know How I Can Save That As A Gif?

Blazе
08-04-2006, 02:14 AM
^Considering it already is a gif.... Just right click and Save Image As... 8-) .

Delarge.
08-04-2006, 02:32 AM
Makes sense.

JimmyWhite
08-04-2006, 02:43 AM
Im Not Stupid

It Saves It As A Bitmap For Me

Delarge.
08-04-2006, 02:46 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/DS1/ani/hitler_banjo.gif

JimmyWhite
08-04-2006, 02:47 AM
Still Doesnt Work For Me

O Well Lol

Delarge.
08-04-2006, 02:56 AM
:(, Save target as maybe?.

Blazе
08-04-2006, 03:36 AM
Still Doesnt Work For Me

O Well Lol

When you save it to your desktop, it should give you an option to save it as a .gif or bitmap. See if it will let you choose. If not, life sucks.

HoBGoBLiN
08-04-2006, 07:10 AM
perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here


Hahahahahaha. Harsh but worth a taboggan

JimmyWhite
08-04-2006, 07:14 AM
K So No One Gets Mad, Ill Do A Joke For Every Race.

White :
What Do You Call A Hundred White Kids In A School Bus?
-A Twinkie!

Black :
Whats The Difference Between A Black Man And A Pizza?
-Pizza Can Feed A Family Of Four

Mexican :
Why Do Mexicans Drive Lowriders?
-So They Can Pick Tomatoes At The Same Time

(The Sad Thing, I Know 1 White Joke, Like 3 Mexican And 400 Black)

Speak.
08-05-2006, 12:08 AM
^^^ =))

not at the jokes but how many you know

SomethingAwfl
08-05-2006, 01:42 AM
What do you say to a black man in uniform?


"Yeah I'll have a double cheeseburger, a milkshake, and a medium fries."



What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?








"Drop it, Schillah"

Schillah
08-16-2006, 08:35 PM
^^ha....ha