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The DunceCap 07-17-2004, 04:38 AM Hitler walks into a bar...and sits down....The bartender goes..."hey, you're..", Hitler interrupts..."Yes, Yes, I am him, I've come back to finish the job i started years ago....I am planning mass destruction...I am going to kill 100,000 jews and 1 duck.
The bartender goes..."hmm okay..but may I ask, why are you going to kill 1 duck?"...Hitler goes "see, nobody cares about the jews"
.Con. 07-17-2004, 07:10 AM Lame & Old..
If you trying so hard to become a mod at this place atleast post some good stuff.
DublePlatinm 07-17-2004, 07:42 AM LOL... that was funneir^....no disrespect lol
The DunceCap 07-17-2004, 12:26 PM why would I wanna be a mod for this? ever occur to u im just postin stuff cuz the forums empty? stfu multi/nuke net skitzo faggot
Omnishient 08-02-2006, 04:01 AM wow i
Blazе 08-02-2006, 04:24 AM Lame & Old..
If you trying so hard to become a mod at this place atleast post some good stuff.
Unnesessary post.
That shit was funny. Not 'rofl' funny but I laughed. *repped*
Delarge. 08-02-2006, 04:52 AM Shit was also 2 years ago, So it being "old" isnt much an issue now.
eightiesbaby86 08-02-2006, 05:03 AM perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here
Blazе 08-02-2006, 05:23 AM perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here
Yeah, I can see that.
JimmyWhite 08-02-2006, 05:45 AM I Know 10000000000 Hitler/Nazi Jokes
But Id Get Banned For Telling Them :(
Blazе 08-02-2006, 05:59 AM I Know 10000000000 Hitler/Nazi Jokes
But Id Get Banned For Telling Them :(
Fuck that... We're all cool here, racist/religion jokes are welcome at RW.
Ignite 08-03-2006, 12:06 AM lol. it wasnt that funny but iit wasnt horrible.
Sur-MamnJackson 08-03-2006, 01:48 AM When I first heard the joke, I fell into the trap of asking about the duck. :)
FlawlessTheReal 08-03-2006, 12:07 PM it was pretty funny
Black Cult 08-03-2006, 01:15 PM mmmm..its all ol' shit..heard all dat before
JimmyWhite 08-03-2006, 11:16 PM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/DS1/ani/hitler_banjo.gif
^Anyone Know How I Can Save That As A Gif?
Blazе 08-04-2006, 02:14 AM ^Considering it already is a gif.... Just right click and Save Image As... 8-) .
Delarge. 08-04-2006, 02:32 AM Makes sense.
JimmyWhite 08-04-2006, 02:43 AM Im Not Stupid
It Saves It As A Bitmap For Me
Delarge. 08-04-2006, 02:46 AM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/DS1/ani/hitler_banjo.gif
JimmyWhite 08-04-2006, 02:47 AM Still Doesnt Work For Me
O Well Lol
Delarge. 08-04-2006, 02:56 AM :(, Save target as maybe?.
Blazе 08-04-2006, 03:36 AM Still Doesnt Work For Me
O Well Lol
When you save it to your desktop, it should give you an option to save it as a .gif or bitmap. See if it will let you choose. If not, life sucks.
HoBGoBLiN 08-04-2006, 07:10 AM perfect response to a jew joke: if in a group of people, when someone tells a jew joke, reply "shut up man, my grandpa died in a concentration camp" and let it be for a few seconds. after the joke teller feels like a complete asshole add "ya, he fell off a tower".... ok, its kinda cheesy, but it works for most people....its 4 am here
Hahahahahaha. Harsh but worth a taboggan
JimmyWhite 08-04-2006, 07:14 AM K So No One Gets Mad, Ill Do A Joke For Every Race.
White :
What Do You Call A Hundred White Kids In A School Bus?
-A Twinkie!
Black :
Whats The Difference Between A Black Man And A Pizza?
-Pizza Can Feed A Family Of Four
Mexican :
Why Do Mexicans Drive Lowriders?
-So They Can Pick Tomatoes At The Same Time
(The Sad Thing, I Know 1 White Joke, Like 3 Mexican And 400 Black)
Speak. 08-05-2006, 12:08 AM ^^^ =))
not at the jokes but how many you know
SomethingAwfl 08-05-2006, 01:42 AM What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"Yeah I'll have a double cheeseburger, a milkshake, and a medium fries."
What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?
"Drop it, Schillah"
Schillah 08-16-2006, 08:35 PM ^^ha....ha
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