FiRON
07-19-2004, 04:29 PM
ok few jooookes.
this one kinda sounds like Impissed's gay joke but heres another version
Two gay dudes were in a shower, the phone rings, the one gay dude says "I'll be back dont do anything while im gone".....5 min. later the gay dude comes back only to find his partner laughing in the shower with jiz all over the wall. "i thought i told u not to do anything!" Pants the gay lover,
"Wut all i did was fart" claims the Other gay lover.
NO OFFENSE TO any race, but this joke is too good to hold in.
Wuts Black, White, And rolls of the side of the dock?
A black man and a segull fighting over a chicken wing
Wut did little Jamal get for his birthday?
Your old bike
I think this might be in the Hitler jokes, but i didnt read that yet but heres one...
Why did hitler kill himself?
He got his gas bill
A young girl and her daddy are sitting down spending quality time together. The young girl asks her dad "Why is my name Rose?"
He father replies "Becuz when you were born a rose had fallen on your head"
Rose's sister comes out of her room yelling trying to bite her ear "DUR DUR DUR NGHKOSCI"
Then The dad smerked and said "Yes we love you to Cynderblock".
Wuts the difference between MC hammer and a Pizza hut Pizza?
Pizza hut pizza Can feed a family of 5.
How do u take out a Polish Tank?
Shot the people behind it pushing.
Why do jewish girls love circumsized penis?
They'll take anything 10% off.
Why are jewish peoples noses so big?
Air is free
this one kinda sounds like Impissed's gay joke but heres another version
Two gay dudes were in a shower, the phone rings, the one gay dude says "I'll be back dont do anything while im gone".....5 min. later the gay dude comes back only to find his partner laughing in the shower with jiz all over the wall. "i thought i told u not to do anything!" Pants the gay lover,
"Wut all i did was fart" claims the Other gay lover.
NO OFFENSE TO any race, but this joke is too good to hold in.
Wuts Black, White, And rolls of the side of the dock?
A black man and a segull fighting over a chicken wing
Wut did little Jamal get for his birthday?
Your old bike
I think this might be in the Hitler jokes, but i didnt read that yet but heres one...
Why did hitler kill himself?
He got his gas bill
A young girl and her daddy are sitting down spending quality time together. The young girl asks her dad "Why is my name Rose?"
He father replies "Becuz when you were born a rose had fallen on your head"
Rose's sister comes out of her room yelling trying to bite her ear "DUR DUR DUR NGHKOSCI"
Then The dad smerked and said "Yes we love you to Cynderblock".
Wuts the difference between MC hammer and a Pizza hut Pizza?
Pizza hut pizza Can feed a family of 5.
How do u take out a Polish Tank?
Shot the people behind it pushing.
Why do jewish girls love circumsized penis?
They'll take anything 10% off.
Why are jewish peoples noses so big?
Air is free