View Full Version : Dirty Johnny (two part post)


Mischieveus
07-28-2004, 02:24 AM
Aight.. So Mrs. Johnson is a 4th grade teacher at this school. The bell rings and the kids take their seats. Mrs. Johnson stands tall at the head of the room and declares "Today, we're goning to work together as a class to build a picture. I will call on a student and that student will come to the chalkboard and add to the picture.."

"Who would like to start," asks Mrs. Johnson. Randomly, Mrs. Johnson calls on Suzie and hands her the chalk. Suzie approaches the board.

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"This is a picture of a house," proclaims Suzie. "Very good," replies Mrs. Johnson. "Would anyone like to add to this picture?" Little Billy raises his hand and Mrs. Johnson calls upon him. Little Billy snatches the chalk and proceeds to add to the image.

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"This is the sun," says little Billy. He returns the chalk to Mrs. Johnson as she looks for another child. This time she picks Angela. Anglea steps to the front of the class and carefully makes her addition.

Mischieveus
07-28-2004, 02:25 AM
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"This here is snow on the roof," says Angela. As Mrs. Johnson observes the children, she comes across Dirty Johnny who is DIEING to get up to the front. Dirty Johhny is known for making things dirty, but Mrs. Johnson thinks "there's no way he could make this dirty." So even though a little reluctant, Mrs. Johnson calls Dirty Johnny to the board.

Johnny makes his addition and he turns to await Mrs. Johnson's approval. "What on earth is THAT?" asks Mrs. Johnson?

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"That, Mrs. Johnson, is my dad bending over to pick up the soap in the shower."

Kryptonite
07-28-2004, 02:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


LMAO!!!

I have never seen that one before..

FiRON
07-30-2004, 05:01 PM
hahah great stuff...did u do that in paint? thats great u should make a sig like that

Aero
07-30-2004, 05:07 PM
LoL.........

Mischieveus
07-31-2004, 03:10 PM
did u do that in paint?

Yeah, haha.. I wasn't going for any type of masterpiece..