TRUE STORY
this is wut happend, me and these two kids i live next to (they on this site, Redscare and Sykomantix) we all went to see spiderman2 right...
so i bought me and my friend a large drink and we gulped that in like 10 mins in to the movie...so half way through the movie we had to take a leak like crzy. so i was like i cant hold it in. so i said ill pee in my cup if u pee in yours to the other kid, and he was like u go first. so wut i did is i took the straw and sturred it up in the ice to make it seem like like i was peeing with the mixing sound....then my friend was like ahhh i got to go so he wiped it out during a loud action scene in the movie and started peeing in his cup even tho i really didnt, and all the sudden the movie theatre gets quiet, and all u hear is "PISSSSSSSSSSS" hahah this dude was pissing in his cup hahaah, and the people neext to us were like WTF is this kid doing, mean while i was laughing sooooo f'ing hard and i was sick tho whole week with diareah ...all the sudden u hear this wet fart...ewwwww i craped my pants and the rest of the movie i had to position my self so i was elevated above the chair so my crap wouldnt get squashed while the whole movie theatre smelled like shit!...so when we got home i took off my drawls put them in a plastic bag and but two rocks in it then i walked across the street to the bowling alley and flung it in ...and ran...hahahahhahahhhah

i hope they dont do a DNA test on my dookie and get caught ...but that was probbly the funniest thing to happen in a while, even tho im the craziest kid to walk the green earth

LOL..Ever hear of a BATHROOM? lol

They usually got them in the theatres lol..

Ever hear of DR. OCTAPUSS'S Dramatic CLIMAX when HE OBTAINS THE URINIUM

j/k...but the movie was to good to leave plus we were chiillin up on the top balchony


damn i think im a fake underprivlidged MOD i cant do anything cool like change peoples user names to assgoblin2004 or anything like that...

omg..i cant stop laughin lmao, u one nasty motha fuckah lol, i can picture alla that shit..


:dies::

lmao!!!!!!

yea wuts funny too is this shit is no lie im always doing crzy shit..

and next week will be my 16th birthday so my friends dad took us to the go-cart place for my "pre-Birthday" party, but me and the same group of frineds got high with thiss one kid who lives down the street, so we was toasted at like 11 in the afternoon, we took off to the go-cart arena place at like 12, and we was fucking around. Wut happend was my friend came up from behind and smacked the shit out of me and i spun out and the go carts have no reverse, so my cart was facing the wrong direction so im tring to swing my car back around to get on course and its not working becuz the road is to narrow, so wut i do is whip this shit and im like fuck it...i yell out "AHH KAMAKAZE BITCHES" and i start driving backwords at an exillerating 11mph with the wind to my back, and i smack this hot ass girl head on and she fucking gets the whiplash effect on her neck and starts to unbuckle her seat belt to come up to me and it looks as if she is goning to rumble with me in the middle of the fast lane, shes callling me a stupid ass little white boy, so i call her a nigger bitch and i jumped about my car and just ran away from this hot ass black girl(i usually dont find black girls hot but this one i'd do) and then we went to the nearby battting cages then left...

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
u got ballz even tellin everyone dat! LMAO!
i cant believe u shit urself LMAO
dat isfunny