I swear all i do is roast. I mean i dont care is we in church i'm gone find something or somebody to heat. I had to heat this dude cuz he was fryin my family on my porch. His parents are all fucked up. His mom and dad are fat and they got fucked up teeth evn him and his lil sister. I hate when niggas wanna talk about my momma cuz i never talk about anyone else's but when i have to it gets crazy so this is some of the jokes i said:

1. Yo poor ass family eatin green eggs and ham.
2. Yo fat ass momma be eatin 5 hot dogs on 1 bun and she dip them in the hot dog water.
3. Yo momma look like Harriet off Family Matters
4. Yo family take baths in mop water
5. Yo daddy smell like donkey slob
6. Yo momma teeth all fucked up she cant eat soup. She be chewin on the spoon.
7. Yo daddy got coochie stains on his teeth(eatin yo momma dirty ass pussy)
8. Yo daddy got teeth like Baraka off Mortal Kombat
9. Yo momma got a pak of hot dogs on the back of her neck
10. You look like u been eatin cheetos and orange peels all day. Them rainbow ass teeth.
11. Thats why yo momma got a swolen big toe and she kick field goals with it.
12. Yo daddy be wearin them Lu Kane ass boots
13. Yo momma look like Kabal when he take off his mask.
14. Yo lil sister look like she be chewin on half sticks of dynamite.
15. Yo momma teeth look like she been eatin twix carmel all day.

Thats just some of them i cant remember the rest some of these were the least funniest we roasted for about a good 1hr 30min it was funny.