This guy is at a bar having a couple drinks and relaxing.
but then this wierd dude comes up to him and pokes him *beep beep*.
the guy turns and says, "what the fuck are you doing man?"
the weird dude replies and says, "oh hey sorry man i thought i knew who you were."
about 20 mins later the wierd dude starts poking him again *beep beep*.
the guy turns around and says, "hey man fuck off! i dont know you, leave me alone!"
the wierd dude responds and says, "sorry man my bad."
as the guy is having a conversation with the bar tender the weird dude comes around
again and pokes him for the third time *beep beep*.
now the guy becomes furious and says, "alright fuck bag thats it were going outside!"
the wierd dude responds, "hey look man i am an alien and i was trying to get your attention."
the guy responds and is like, "are you kiddin me?" the alien tells him to meet up in the bathroom
and prove he is an alien by showing him he has no legs. well they get in the bathroom and as sure as shit
the alien had no legs! the guy says, "dude you have no legs! how the hell do you guys have sex?"
the alien responds thats easy, he pokes the guy and says *beep beep*.

Lmao.................

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That Joke Was Weak.. You Didn't even tell it Right

AHAHAHAAHAHA .. thas funny HAHAAHA

lol....this is an old one :(

I didn't think it was that funny.

^^ i must agree with Nig.....

sounds like sum perverted alien fetish...joke sucked donkey's balls

*Chuckles*

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joke sucked donkey's balls

^^LMAO dat was funny iono about da actual joke

yeahhh....no.

about as funny as a down syndrome iraqi in a wheel chair wit 1 weel goin in circles

????WHy????

Lmaorotfpoe

i found it sorta diff n funny but hey i found almost netin funny ;) :) lol

^^^Lol

>> Punchline << Weak
>> Flow << Bad
>> Delivery << Could've been better

>> FINAL VOTE << BAD JOKE...........;)