View Full Version : Things I hate


TheDon
09-04-2004, 01:24 AM
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

e_m_i_l_y
09-04-2004, 12:38 PM
lol i neva thought of all dat....

SomethingAwfl
09-12-2004, 12:42 PM
lmao you got a lot of freetime man

Azim
09-12-2004, 06:28 PM
LMAO, man those a fkin funny, as well as bein true...

-Evey-
09-12-2004, 06:29 PM
lmao....that bus stop one is the truth...i hate that shit.

The Obscured
09-13-2004, 01:40 AM
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?


lol...................................yes..fucking yes.......................

CRUGER
12-05-2004, 08:43 AM
lol, i neva thought of all dem but come to think about it, its all true

truestunna14
12-05-2004, 01:48 PM
He got that off of funnyjunk.com

Exotik
12-05-2004, 09:01 PM
the one about the cops proves that they drink on the job I guess