lets have sum yo mama jokes, theyr funny...

heres 3 to get started:

1. Yo mamas like the titanic..........




.....that bitch went down with onemovafuckingthousand men!!



2. Yo mamas like a bowling ball...........



.......the round bitch got fingered three times.......



.........thrown down a alley..........



.........and still came back for more!!!





3. Yo mama is SOOOO FAT.............



......... the bitch needs planning permission just to sit down!!!!!!

your mamas so fat...

the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...

an old one but hey..

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damn i forgot.

Your mama's like a vaccum.........

She sucks
She blows
She gets laid in the closet
And even a 3 year old could turn her on


YES i know its old but its a pretty good one

Yur mama's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo mama is like a doornob everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama is so fat...................









































































































Fuck it nukka you mama is just fat.......... :mad:

^^^^^^sonned

yo mamas so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus

Your mama is so fat, it takes two buses and a train just to get on her good side.

Your mums so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she was sleeping for

Yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man out of business

Yo mamas so stupid she got locked in the bathroom n peed her pants

Old,not very funny, blah

yo mamas so fat she uses a matress as a period pad

^^^^LmAo thats a good one

Your mama is so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds.

-Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

-Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"


-Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

-Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


-Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


-Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

^^^^Lol why you put those all in seperate postz?

eazzy lololol u spittin out sum hot as fire

I really like these mama jokes :D

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

yo mama so stupid she tried to spell her name out with skittles











(if you dnt get it all skittles have s on em, not tht funny but hey)

Yur mama is so fat her wedding car was a U-Haul.

Yur Mama is so fat her wedding car was a U-Haul.

-Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"



-Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued"

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so slutty, she like a brick, she get laid by sweaty fat builders

yo mama so fat wen she swim in the sea the wales start singin "we are family"

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds


Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part





Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.














Yo mama's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.








Yo mamas so fat if the bitch was a page three girl shed take up page 3, 4, 5 , 6 , 7, and 8

Watcha said about my mama? :mad:

lol, im gun be usin som of theese on some `friends` ,, well they wnt be afta i say this, but what the hell, its all for the comedy

haha hahahahha

^^^..................you said it

Yo Mama so ugly and stupid and everything else bad that she makes G-Money look good.

^^^^nah j/p no ones that much of a bs

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so stupid... she went to the Movies and it said Must be 18 or over.. and she went and got 17 of her friends.....

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket every1 ran after her yelling "TAXI"

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your Mother is like Outer Space...She's just another Black Ho(le)!
Your Mother So white and full of shit...people mistake her for a toilet!

Yo mamma is such a slut she could suck start a motobike

your moma's so fat, her foot could fit in a modified skyline exhaust pipe ( the huge kind, )

your momma is soo ugly
























i wouldn't even fuck her

yo mama so skinny, every time she farts, she burns her neck
yo mama so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud
yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the string off her tampon cuz the crabs was bungie jumpin
yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder
yo mama so dunmb she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so dumb, she seen a sign that said "Dodge Trucks", so she got out the car and started weavin in and out of traffic
yo mama so nasty, she put ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
yo mama so old, she gotta signed bible

thas jus a few but I can keep'em comin all day

your mama so hairy,.......its looks like she got ZZ Top in a head lock

your mama so fat,........she could use the equater as a belt

your mama so fat,.....every time she turns round its her birthday

your mama so fat,......i burnt my ass on the light bulb

your mama so hairy,.......you got carpet burns when you came out

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid that she bought a solar powered blow torch

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama is so fuckin fat, that she used two Greyhound buses as roller skates.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


yo mama so dumb, she seen a sign that said "Dodge Trucks", so she got out the car and started weavin in and out of traffic

Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part


lol, top 3 so far.

yo mama so fat wen she wears high heels she turns them into flip flops !!!

yo momma got one big titty and one smal titty and they call the bitch "Biggie Smalls"

yo momma like a hockey player she doesnt change her pads for three periods.

Yo momma so Bald headed she use rice for rollers

Yo momma so tall she fell over and curve and hit da moon

yo momma so fat she had to use a pillow case for a sock

Your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo daddy so skinny when he put on a turtle neck he look like a broken condom

Yo momma so ugly doctors had to tint the windows on her incubator.
yo momma so stupid dhe failed a survey.

yo mama so fat, she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed. they threw a blanket ova the ocaen and said "there u go"

i mean ocean

yo mama is so old, her birthday expired

yo mama so old, she taught moses

yo mama so old, she fart dust

yo mama so fat, the broke her leg and start gravying(bleeding)

yo mama so black, she spit chocalate milk

your mamas so old
when god said "let there be light"
she hit the switch!

yo mama so poor she went on 'who wants to be a million air' just to phone a friend

ur mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks shes backing up!

Yo Momma So fat, Her shirt was Made in The U.S.A., Canada, Mexico, Indonesia, Turkey, Germany, France, And Italy....

Yo Momma So Nasty, The Army Used Her Bath Water As A Biological Weapon..

Yo Momma So Fat, She Got Arrested at The Airport For Havin 200 Pounds Of Crack..(Git It?)

Yo Momma So Fat, When she was in the army, The Sargent said, "Report to the Trenches" everyone Jumped In Her Buttcrack..

Yo Momma So Fat, When Yo Daddie wanted sex, He Had To Slap her leg and Ryde The Third Wave In.. :(

Yo Momma's Like a Shotgun, Two Cocks and Shes Ready To Blow.. :(

Yo Momma Wears Two Watches, One for the Both Time Zones She Lives In..

Yo Momma So Fat, Shes On Both Sides Of the Family..

Yo Momma So Fat, She was Standin On the Corner and The Cop Said, "Break It Up!!"

Yo Momma So Fat, She Sat On The Toilet And It said, "One, Two, Three, A, B, C, Git Yo Fat Ass Offa Me!!" :( (<<Classic)

Well..Post Up..I got Plaenty More!!~!!

yo mama's so short her head smells like feet :P

lol melfik dere cool

post som more

your mom like shotgun 2 cocks and she's ready to blow

Yo Momma so Short, She Jumped off the Curb to Commit Suicide..

Your Mama's Glasses Are So Thick, That When She Looks On a Map She Can See People Waving..

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.. :(

Yo Momma like The New York Jets, Giv Em A Quarter An They'll Let You Score..

Yo Mommas So Bald, I Can See What Shes Thinking..

Yo Momma Like a Big Mac, Full Of Fat An Only Worth a Buck..

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around... :(

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear...

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat..

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies..

Anybody else...?

LMAO, damn yall don't know how much i needed this. it was a rough day until now. yall niggas is crazy in here.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Crap- yeh i Know

Hey Lets Get Off Moms Cuz I Just Got Off Urs!!!!


Keep My Mom Outta This And Ill Keep This 8===d Outta Ur Mom

well yo momma is so fat............................................... .......2 lift her fat azz up u need 2 use a forkcliff

it'z corny but fuck it who cares

yo mama got one leg and a kickstand

i dunno

Yo mama is so stupid, the bitch jumped out a window and went up.

yo momma's so fat, i tryed to drive around her but i ran outta gas

yo momma's so fat, she ran into tha GAP and filled it

yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over tha ocean

yo momma's so fat, she has more chens than a chinese phonebook

yo momma's so stupid, she calls u a son of a bitch
^^only works tellin it to a guy

yea... those are tha only ones i think are close to gud so...

Your mums so stupid she takes a ruler to bed to measure how long she sleeps for.
your mums like a bike everyone gets a ride
Your mums so stupid when you fuck her she asks for the manual

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Your mums so stupid she takes a ruler to bed to measure how long she sleeps for.
your mums like a bike everyone gets a ride
Your mums so stupid when you fuck her she asks for the manual

fuckin halariouse =)) =))

Ya mums so stupid when gettin fingerd she says where the other hand

I dunno if this has already been used but.........




Your moma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pee'd on herself