This is pretty damn funny

When you're bored at K-Mart (http://www.effect.net.au/lukastan/humour/Funstuff/Kmart.htm)

^^go try soem of this shit next time your at a K-mart

Sorry if this has been posted before

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
Play with the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin - to the Batcave!"
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Two words: "Marco Polo."
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
Ask people who blatently dont work there if they work there or can help you find something.
Have a super cross race with you and ur buddy around the store on two of thier mountain bikes.

^^The ones that I've actually done. Done a bunch of other stuff that wasn't on the list. Like wheelchair olympics, that was fun. And instead of walking slow in front of people, walk fast behind them so you end up stepping on their heels. If they say something get smart and tell them to walk faster. I'm going to have to try some of the other stuff.

^^^^^Lol

bring the list with you 2 Kmart and give it out lol right outside the door

uppin.........lol

And finally...
(funniest of all)
Get your punk-ass thoroughly stomped by some redneck with zero sense of humor!
SatCong

^^^^Oh yeah, forgot to add that

yo yo yo we do the same shit at Walmart..

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

yo i do that shit normally lol, every time, sometimes that shit be hurtin though..but i usually just get on the little kid bikes and go medevial with those wrappin sticks..

..oh yeah here is one for the walmart people

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. [/wuote]


[quote]63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you

103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)

104. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.


these sounds like some fuckin grand theft auto missions lol, but i love em all...ill do them all one day just cause im a cocky mothafucka.