Charm
11-26-2004, 11:00 AM
Aiight...
There's a young lady who lives in a beach house who unfortunately has no legs, and no arms. The only way she gets around is in an automated wheelchair (that when i come to think about it is really hard to operate without any legs or arms), but anyway.. she is in a wheelchair (LOL).
All day, she sits in her wheelchair, on her porch, and watches the oceans waterfront, and people walkin pass. Everyday see notices one man who jogs infront of her house doin daily exercise, and decides to stop him one particular day to introduce.
She explains how she is always bored, has no companian, no friends, and abosolutly nothing to do, especially since she has no legs and no arms. He feels sorry for her, and promises to spend the next day with her, doin any three things she would like.
So he returns to her beach house. The first favor is a romantic dinner. "sir, would you mind preparing and eating a nice romantic dinner with me? no one ever wants to eat with a lady who has no legs or no arms. it would really be appreciated." the young man says "no problem."
After dinner, she asks for the second favor.. "sir, i know this is kinda random, but i find you very attractive, and was wondering if.. if.. you could give me a kiss, cuz no one has kissed me in years.. im so lonely in this beach house.." the young man replies, "no problem." and kisses her.
After the kiss, the lady is all wired up, excited, and horny.. says to herself, fuck it.. ima ask.. worst thing he can say is no.. then asked for the third favor.. "sir, i know its easy to understand that i dont get any affection from anyone because i have no legs and no arms, but if you can change that just for today it would be highly appreciated, and forever remembered." the young man replies "well, what exactly are you asking me to do??"
the lady says in return "i would like to get fucked by the beach.."
the young man replies "ok, i can do that.."
he scoops her up out of her wheelchair, walks to the ocean front, and tosses the lady with no legs and no arms into the ocean, by her beachhouse and tells her.....
"There.. now your fucked... by the beach..."
There's a young lady who lives in a beach house who unfortunately has no legs, and no arms. The only way she gets around is in an automated wheelchair (that when i come to think about it is really hard to operate without any legs or arms), but anyway.. she is in a wheelchair (LOL).
All day, she sits in her wheelchair, on her porch, and watches the oceans waterfront, and people walkin pass. Everyday see notices one man who jogs infront of her house doin daily exercise, and decides to stop him one particular day to introduce.
She explains how she is always bored, has no companian, no friends, and abosolutly nothing to do, especially since she has no legs and no arms. He feels sorry for her, and promises to spend the next day with her, doin any three things she would like.
So he returns to her beach house. The first favor is a romantic dinner. "sir, would you mind preparing and eating a nice romantic dinner with me? no one ever wants to eat with a lady who has no legs or no arms. it would really be appreciated." the young man says "no problem."
After dinner, she asks for the second favor.. "sir, i know this is kinda random, but i find you very attractive, and was wondering if.. if.. you could give me a kiss, cuz no one has kissed me in years.. im so lonely in this beach house.." the young man replies, "no problem." and kisses her.
After the kiss, the lady is all wired up, excited, and horny.. says to herself, fuck it.. ima ask.. worst thing he can say is no.. then asked for the third favor.. "sir, i know its easy to understand that i dont get any affection from anyone because i have no legs and no arms, but if you can change that just for today it would be highly appreciated, and forever remembered." the young man replies "well, what exactly are you asking me to do??"
the lady says in return "i would like to get fucked by the beach.."
the young man replies "ok, i can do that.."
he scoops her up out of her wheelchair, walks to the ocean front, and tosses the lady with no legs and no arms into the ocean, by her beachhouse and tells her.....
"There.. now your fucked... by the beach..."