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M.Gsmokealot
12-09-2004, 05:27 PM
Got a joke post it...can be played whatever jus jokes -1-

M.Gsmokealot
12-09-2004, 05:28 PM
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

CRUGER
12-13-2004, 10:54 AM
jk - what do u call an deer wid no eyes






ans - no idear (no eye deer)






jk - wot u call a deer wid no legs and no eyes







ans - still no idear (still no eye deer)






jk - wot do u call a deer wid no dick, no legs and no eyes






ans - still no fucking idear (still no fucking eye deer)

crooked
12-13-2004, 01:45 PM
what about racist jokes... we all know they are the best kind


What is the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a cold-blooded, slimey creature of satan.... the other is just a snake



no offence

CRUGER
12-13-2004, 01:58 PM
aiiight, daTs how u wanna play lol

a man herd a noise in da middle of da night, he went downstairs 2 c wot it wos, and c's his tellivision floating in mid air guess wot he said











ans - Put da telly Down N***a




no affence

crooked
12-13-2004, 02:00 PM
lol


whats 12 inches long and white??






















nothing

CRUGER
12-13-2004, 02:02 PM
lol, dats a jks 1, aiight

ders 2 black men in da back of a car, guess who da driver is








ans - police man

crooked
12-13-2004, 02:34 PM
ok less of the racism.

whats the biggest drawback in the jungle?





elephants foreskin









(kosovans are hated in my area) Whats wrong with a cadillac driving of a cliff holding 5 kosovan passengers?









a caddilac holds 6

crooked
12-13-2004, 02:54 PM
whats the difference between cutting a onion and cutting a *insert minority group here*?





you cry when u cut an onion

silva99
11-18-2005, 07:59 PM
alright crooked u said enough of da racism but u continue slewin kosovans

and da only reason y kosovans are hated is cause u get boyed by dem on the regs, and dis is da first time black peopel have seen white people dats bigger den u in muscle, heart and d**k.





what do u cal a black preist






ans: HOLY SHIT




just remember dis kosovans arent racist we just reply to racism

Blazе
11-19-2005, 04:12 AM
An Indian boy walked into his Tee Pee to see his brand new baby brother.

"What's his name Dad?" The little Indian boy asked.

"Running wolf." His father replied.

"How do you come up with the names for your children?" The boy asked.

"Well, we name the child after the first thing we see when we walk out of the Tee Pee after the child is born. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"