Bis has got LOADES of ILL lines, wot r some of ya faverouts

Beatin n***as 2 death and dead n***as 2 life

I know I'm Not Perfact But I'm 99.9 %

gettin so high dat wen i drop-shit
it'll land on an areoplane cock-pit

i'm so fly, i need a pass port jus 2 walk

rhymin wid me on a record,
u might as well of died and went 2 hell instead of heavin coz my rhymes is like a medevil torcher method

Album: Can-I-Bus
Song: Buckingham Palace

"What's the difference? Y'all niggaz still ain't in lyrical fitness
Too busy mixin your bid'ness with your bitches
While I be in the lab composin forbidden scriptures
So wicked I got, Satan ejaculatin on his fingers"


Album: 2000 B.C.
Song: 100 Bars

"You can't deny the offerin's an offer
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins"


Album: Mic Club: The Curriculum
Song: Bis vs. Rip

"I'm the sickest linguistically, illicit lyrical misfit, in the business
And probably in existence. What's your consensus?
Study my own syntax statistics since '96
With CPA certified assistance
I made a decision that my standards are above precision
The only thing I can honestly say I love more than women
Are dope writtens. If it ain't dope then don't spit it
Don't be sensitive and get on the defensive
Just practice your penmanship
If you can't spit at high temperatures then just quit"


Album: My Name is Nobody
Song: Rip is Alive

"A coroner with an immortal aura
The rhyme slinging highlander ripper, rip you to live longer
Get stronger every record that I record,
Morph my arms into a sword and clothesline you running forward"


Album: Rip the Jacker
Song: Levitibus

"I'm above average with verbal semantics
the aurora borialis in the form of a rap ballad
you look at me like "poor bastard
why cant you manipulate Billboard with all your metaphor magic?"

"..but if you wanna see some hardcore Canibus just say so
and i'll come out the eggroll with seven death scrolls
if you can find a better flow?
then I can find a dinosaur on the Galapagos archipelago"


Album: Rip the Jacker
Song: Poet Laureate II

"You didnt go to college obviously
I can tell by your ungodly unintelligible terminology
A remarkable odyssey, the rhymes of modern speech
when the brain orders the body not to breathe
Your competency is not up to speed, you're not in my league
you couldnt possibly be hotter then me
Or oppositely your minus 25 degrees, you'd squeeze
but the condensation makes rifle barrels freeze
Allow me to speak figuratively, nigga please
my intellectual properties are about the size of Greece
Your counselor advised you not to speak
my counselor advised me to keep rhymin until they stopped the beat"

"Today is what it is, but only because yesterday was what it was
permitting you heard of Beezlebub
A tale of demons and drugs, pissy drunk in the club
with the DJ doing the needle rub
Chances are you'll never see me son
yeah I know my names Canibus but I cant help you if you need a dub"


Artist: Jedi Mind Tricks f/ Canibus
Album: Visions of Gandhi
Song: Tibetan Black Magicians

"Sentences go through re-synthesis
I leave em looking bleaker than Memphis is
Without Rockefeller membership
Don’t be an optimist and try to rock with Bis
You end up in an iced-out sarcophagus"

2000 B.C.

"Who could spit the words quicker than the average man?
Who can embarass a man? Bite you with fangs and mangle ya hands?
On candid cam, the canibus can,
the canibus can with the stamina to damage a man"

Spartibus:

"Quantum coupling mechanisms n technical shit
Confuses you but I dont think you're any less of a dick..
Just define what is poetry n what is rap,
I demonstrate how to effectively bridge the gap
The answer is simple in fact, if the proton dont attack the retna
All we'd ever see is just black.
No mobility no extra ocular motility
Silly emcees cant see me lyrically or visually
They'll never be better than me,
I triple team em with a Trinity 7 to 3 n give em nine enemies
Climb back to perish scope death in two hours
Surrender n throw in the towel, the amalgam
Of the ultimate album this is Spartibus power"

My personal favourite, cant remember which song

"I'll rip ya skin off just to get on ya nerves"

Quality

Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right?
You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this)
You need to look closely at what I'ma show you
(Listen to this right here)
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)

nigganometry..fuckin dope right thurr

I'm so fly I need a passport just to walk


That was the first line of his that made me laugh and it was original (to my knowledge). He's got tons.

i push ni99az so fast/hard to the left,
that their hearts end up on the right of their chest//

sick bis line,

I’m the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it



I’ll snatch ya crown witcha your head still attached to it

"A hundred times nicer than the best is,
twice as african as krs is,
who wanna test this?
fuck yall you dont impress me and no one can test me,
an mc so ill i got aids scared to catch me"

"But if you wanna battle im down,
if you got nine lives ill take 8 of em of your hands right now,
step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear,
if you survive you could cover your scar with a beard"

"Been rocking longer than niggas twice my age,
back in the days before bob marley was rocking a fade,
before honest abe signed the paper that free'd slaves,
before neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves,
I existed,
in the garden of eden getting lifted,
sticking dick to eve before she was adam's mistress,
before christ created christmas,
I been in lyrical fitness,
canibus is spitting till hes spitless"

"Anybody better than bis?
must be a hoax,
black man? no
what about the great white hope? what?
man you must be sniffing great white coke,
dont you know thats like gary coleman fighting the hulk,
still not even quite that close,
a great white biting your dinghy boat 50 miles out from the coast,
what the fuck is the mathers with you?
i beat you black and blue,
then i get a tat of you too,
better yet i put a tatoo of me on you,
10 by 10 C logo neon blue"

These are only off 2 songs, if i wanted i could go down my playlist and make this thread like 20 pages

lol i caught this one off a freestyle

“I’m all work and no play 24 hours a day, the way Canibus trains, makes the green berets look gay.”

Levitbus - Rip The JAcker

"I harnes the power of the chakra
with mofulean darkness describin what I see in the process
stone statues surrounded by neolithic objects
ceoglyphs on the pompa
a dose of the palamine, niggaz will feel like a dream
the dreamstate is the playground for the supreme
critics attempt to follow a trend
today they call me a Charlotten but tomorrow I will be a God of men"

Poet Laureate II - Rip The Jacker

"Alone in my room, looking thru the 32X telescope zoom
adjusting the focus of the moon
One should not assume the philosophy of David Hume
is nothing more then a subjective conclusion
What is the maximum field rate application?
the run away glaciation surrounding the ocean basin
affects the population, fluctuation
on a continuous basis but thats just the basics
The juxtaposition of Canibus's position
the precision something no other has written
Way above and beyond what was intended
the unparallel Malleable annunciation of a sentence"

"a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
And loses his soul in the process
obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content
My style is masterful, multi-lateral
I could battle a fool and be naturally cruel
Words of scourn are a disasterous tool
from an existentialist's view, I'm a better rapper then you
Grab the mic and rip your physical fabric in 2
my attitude is fucked up but abrogable
Different methods interpreted into different forms
from entirely different perceptions and seen from different norms
Not to spit in the palm theres much more involved
theres much more pieces of the puzzle for you to solve
48 orders of mechanical laws
and rays of creational cause, enhance the cadence of my bars"

"Till im impressed with the print I can hear a pin drop like sprint, once it blends I can stop right then"

from spartibus, that line is sick on the track

and this line from 100 bars, the beat fades out and he comes with this sick ass line

"You can't deny the offerin's I offer
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins"

I'll bruise you, bash you
Autograph you with a bullet wound for a tattoo

4,3,2,1

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it
I'll snatch ya crown with ya head still attached to it
Canibus is the type to fight for mics
Beating niggas to death, or beating dead niggas to life"

2nd Round KO

"You better give me the respect that I deserve or I'ma take it by force
Blast you with a 45 colt, make you summersault
Shock you with a couple hundred thousand volt thunderbolts
Before you wanted a war, now you wanna talk
It's about who strikes the hardest, not who strikes first
That's why I laugh when I hear that wack ass verse
That shit was the worse [pause] rhyme I ever heard in my life
cause the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th"

"And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, fuck it, I'll let you kick em all
I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud [cheers]
Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan
So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
He forgot what a hardcore artist is"

100 Bars

"My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5, 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles"

"Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask
Spray his ass with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the ass"

Fuck it, the rest of 100 bars is quotable. He has too many quotes for me to post.

"every word i utter for hip hop lovers/will reflect forever like 2 mirrors
facing each other"// {well 1 of my favorite meta4}.....

life liquid -

"Journalist: What you holding bis?
Canibus: 30 bullet banana clips, just to handle the kick i gotta glue it to my hands and shit"

and i like the chorus

"Innocent bystanders get shot by standing"

Nas Killed The Chorus On Desparados But Canibus's opening killed it...

At 1000 Degrees Celsius I Make Emcees Melt
Fuck My Record Label I Am Here Courtesy Of Myself
Let Me Explain How I Maintain Thresholds Of Pain
And Walk Across The Sun Barefoot Lookin For Shade
I Rearrange Ya Ribcage Like A Twelve Guage At Close Range
To Change The Position Of Ya Brain...
... fuck it that whole first verse

Channel Zero...

You Need To Fear Science Not Satan...
Cause Through The Manipulation...
Of Certian Biological Agents...
They Create Strange Creations...

Canibus Is Definatly One Of The Most Quotable Rappers

haha.. i used to like him.. but his voice started gettin on my nerves and his vocab wuz too crazy like some fukkin nerd that won the spelling bee every year.. but yea... so i through his cd out the window while on the freeway cuz i wuz jus goin through my lil pile of cd's and through out tha ones i never listen to anymore... haha... ohh well.. cant really remember any good quotes from him... plus alot of his multi's were forced i remember.. ohh yea theres that one line tho that made me crack up so hard

"...lyrically im the illest but my beats are ok"

^^haha... at least he raps the truth

"Can I Buss? The Shit Is In My Blood Im Blessed..
Outside The Bones But Inside The Flesh.."

But Still, Papoose Has Much More Ill Quotes.. Dayuum Dont Get Me Started...

yeh that line was dope...

He got too many to quote thats why i listen to him cuz he makes me go "woah..thats fuckin hot"

The Source gave me three and half mics
I should take three and half lifes from the staff for hiring that asswipe


^^probably not his best but one of my favourites

i like his lyrics from "scarface" featuring big punisher

a wise man sees failure as progress a fool diborces his knowledge and misses the logic and loses his soul in the process obsessed with nonsense is a character that has no content

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it,
I'll snatch ya crown wit ya head still attached to it
Canibus is the type to fight for mics
Beatin niggas to death and beatin dead niggas to life"