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CRUGER
01-03-2005, 02:51 PM
n e blond jokes, i got some lol

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A blow job with handle bars

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday

Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she

What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.

What is dumber than the two brunettes who tried to build a house at the bottom of the ocean?
The two blondes who tried to burn it down

lol :p

but best of all, A blonde a brunette and a red head get captured by pirates. They all have to get lined up to get shot. The brunette goes up and is about to get shot until she shouts "tornado!" the pirate looks and the brunette runs away. The red head gets up to get shot. She then yells "hurricane!" The pirate looks away and the red head runs off. The blonde gets up to get shot. She then yells "fire!" the pirate then shoots her.

LMAO