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EAZZY
02-25-2005, 10:35 AM
What the title says.


Artist: 2pac (vs Biggie)
Song: Hit Em Up
Line:
I fucked your bitch you fat muthafucka!!

Artist: Canibus (vs LL Cool J)
Song: Second Round KO
Lines:
You walk around showin off your body cause it sells,
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain’t got skills.
Mad at me cause I kick that shit real niggaz feel,
While 99% of your fans wear high heels.

Artist: Canibus (vs LL Cool J)
Song: Rip The Jacker
Lines:
Mama said knock who out? I'll punch that bitch in the mouth.
Cause she don't know what she talking about.
Ay yo, do me a favor when you see your ghostwriters,
Tell them the rhymes they wrote for you should have been a lot tighter.
You could have asked me, I'll write you some lines,
I'll do anything for the greatest loser of all time.

Artist: Eazy-E (vs Dr Dre)
Song: Real Muthaphukin' G's
Lines:
All of a sudden Dr Dre is a G thang,
but on his old album covers he was a she thang .
So Nigga please, Nigga please don't step to deez
Motherfuckin' Real G's.

Artist: DJ Quik (vs Mc Eiht)
Song: Dollaz & Sense
Lines:
Givin your set a bad name wit your misspelled name,
E-I-H-T, now should I continue?
Yeah you left out the G cause the G ain't in you.

Artist: Nas (vs Jay-Z)
Song: Ether
Lines:
Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter.
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas.
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?

Artist: Shyne (vs 50 Cent)
Song: For The Record
Lines:
I was mindin' my own, word got back, niggaz talkin bout po,
I was like ohh, god must be ready fo this nigga to go.

Asshole
02-25-2005, 11:41 AM
"You cant spit nigga, so you obviously must swallow"
- Masta Ace (Acknowledge)

"You spit 3 verses, that aint a diss, thats a fucking love song"
- Copywrite (Extinction)

"Yo Em, your mother is a crackhead and kim is a known slut, so what is Haily gon be when she grows up?"
- Ja Rule (Loose Change)

Cant think of something else right now.

The Spectrum
02-25-2005, 12:50 PM
What the title says.


Artist: 2pac (vs Biggie)
Song: Hit Em Up
Line:

I fucked your bitch you fat muthafucka!!




you just made that up.........



First off, fuck your bitch
And the click you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But, I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
Niggas fuck for Life



........big time

CRUGER
02-25-2005, 12:51 PM
^^I Got A Feeling Your NotOrious.... or am i compleatly wrong

The Spectrum
02-25-2005, 01:08 PM
Im notorious for being real with it

Tw!stEd
02-25-2005, 01:15 PM
"You spit 3 verses, that aint a diss, thats a fucking love song"
Both them songs were classics...

D-raw
02-25-2005, 01:28 PM
Hova-it's Hot (diss To 50 Cent)


"im About A Dolla What The Fuck Is 50 Cent"

NeoLogik
02-25-2005, 01:29 PM
Im notorious for being real with it

*Son of the Day* LMFAO..........

*dies*.........*wakes up*

*goes normal*

oh yea.....

Shyne (vs. 50 cent)
For the Record

"Rather look at the facts not the hype//
Like who got shot and who got knifed//
Who keep gettin struck, but don't neva strike//"

"I ain't lyin this is the mob/
You got yo break come finish yo job/
Juss don't get the feds involved/
And I'mma reunite you wit yo moms/"

......this track is my favorite diss song......

CRUGER
02-25-2005, 01:36 PM
No. i meant asshole being notrious as in the banned notoriousfan

o and diss lines

big sty - its a problem

nas dis

tell em dey shootin, i hope u can dodge-one
u gods son? well ima make u see god-son

50 diss

ya shit blew, not becouse of ya rhymes
coz in every interview u kept sayin "i got shot nine times"



Ja Rule - Loose Change

Em u know ya mothers a crack head and kim is a known-slut
so its no wonder wot haileys gonna b wen she grows-up


Eminem - Nail in the coffin

''I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl finnally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent


Royce Da 5'9 - MALCOM X

someboddy gon die its gon probly-b-you
You Couldn't fit bizarres boddy-in-my-shoes

i dont like proof punk ass he think-he-tuff
he roles around wid 30 n*ggas coz he weak-as-fuck
u betta hope u and dat white boy keep-in-touch
scince slim sighned 50, i dont c ya teeth-as-much
dats good coz u got a grill like a FUCKIN TRUCK

to bizzare:)) u can run or ride
i'll be at ya porch widda cheese burger tryna lure u out side

i'm bout to finish dis quiker dan bizarre can finish a biscuit
quiker dan quik shit, u aint felt-da-half//
quiker dan em can pinch eltons-ass//

Joe Budden - Game Over

Dis aint a big vs pac, dis aint a east-vs-west
dis is as simple as least-vs-best

BUT MOST OF ALL XZIBIT DISS TO JD ON THE GRINDING BEAT

If ya so so death den Bitch get a hearing-aid
aint worth ya gay. ya heat pump aliminate
You Took Da Bate
ACT YA AGE, NOT YA SIZE, NOT YA WEIGHT

SPEAK NOW OR FOREVA HOLD A DICK-IN-YA-MOUTH
U AINT DA MAYOR. U DONT RUN SHIT-IN-DA-SOUTH
SCAR FACE RUN DA SOUTH

I Cant Rember Da rest but Its ILL... CHECK IT OUT IF U AINT HEARD IT

EAZZY
02-25-2005, 01:57 PM
you just made that up.........







........big time


Okay, check again. Read the lyrics and listen to the song first before you throw false accusations at me.

This is how the song starts

"Hit 'Em Up"

[Tupac]

I ain't got no mutha fuckin friends
Thats why I fucked your bitch
You fat mutha-fucka {Take Money}
West Side
Bad Boy Killers {Take Money}
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to {Take Money}
(ha ha, that's alright)

*Spit Ill*
02-25-2005, 02:12 PM
^KEEP PLAYING THAT RECORD


FOR THOSE WHO DONT LISTEN 2PACS SONGS YALL SHOULD TAKE A HIKE NAH MEAN?

i hit em up!

Asshole
02-25-2005, 02:24 PM
Royce da 5"9´ - Shit on You (Remix) was the shit too.

*Spit Ill*
02-25-2005, 02:26 PM
why is that if people b saying royce merrked eminem they still wanna talk shit and say ems tha best disser

ems wack at dissin he aint all that man...i was 'diss'apointed when he battled benzino

damn

Kuvva
02-25-2005, 02:32 PM
Eminem's verse from Assassins:
I got to much momentum moving in my direction to lose
My shoes will explode as soon as you go to step to them (Boom)
You know how we do it when we do how we do it when we come through
G-Unit, D-1-2 and Obie we all move like assassins
Ski mask and gloves consider this as a warning
Disaster comes faster than you can react to it, just ask Muggs
But we are fizast, fuck your little bitch ass up
We are not killers, my vato will have you shot though
Drag through the barrio and fucked like Kim Osario
Little sorry hoe ass, go ask B-Real
We burn Source covers like fuckin Cypress Hill
Did in the 90's when you was in diapers still
Shady Records you better believe the hype is real
This is no joke, I don't smoke
But I toke enough secondhand to make my fucking P.O. choke
I'm an OG, your fucking with a G.I. Joe
Bia Bia, mia mio a vida loco............................

*Spit Ill*
02-25-2005, 02:34 PM
I'm an OG,


^ u cant b serious..ems no 'O.G'

Asshole
02-25-2005, 02:35 PM
why is that if people b saying royce merrked eminem they still wanna talk shit and say ems tha best disser

ems wack at dissin he aint all that man...i was 'diss'apointed when he battled benzino

damn
Nail in the Coffin, I Remember, Quitter, The Sauce

I demand an explination.

EAZZY
02-25-2005, 02:39 PM
Nail in the Coffin, I Remember, Quitter, The Sauce

I demand an explination.


Although I don't like Eminem I like the Sauce & Nail In The Coffin.

I never listened to the other 2 songs that you said. Are they worth listening to?

*Spit Ill*
02-25-2005, 02:42 PM
tha diss wasnt as stromg as his usual shit like tha way he disses michael jackson and britney spears

tha difference was that he was driven by anger, so his disses was not creative...he didnt have good punchlines n shit. i expected more

*Spit Ill*
02-25-2005, 02:43 PM
o n 'asshole' plz change ur user name. each time ur sonnin urself just for being in tha thread

Asshole
02-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Although I don't like Eminem I like the Sauce & Nail In The Coffin.

I never listened to the other 2 songs that you said. Are they worth listening to?
I Remember is good. It's an Everlast diss. Everlast put out a diss called 'Whitey's Revenge', but it didn't succeed in topping Em's diss.

tha diss wasnt as stromg as his usual shit like tha way he disses michael jackson and britney spears

tha difference was that he was driven by anger, so his disses was not creative...he didnt have good punchlines n shit. i expected more
Those disses had punchlines, personals, wich were funny and true, and lyricism. What is missing? What didn't live up to your expectations?

Asshole
02-25-2005, 02:47 PM
o n 'asshole' plz change ur user name. each time ur sonnin urself just for being in tha thread
Nah, I was just waiting for someone to call me Asshole so I can smack him in the face...so where you at?

Plug Zero
02-25-2005, 09:29 PM
To name a few...

-"Jerry Heller is a devil shit packer" - Ice Cube, The Predator
(can't remember the line that comes before it which makes it rhyme but...)
-"Hey yo Dre, stick to producing" - Ice Cube, No Vaseline
(again, no first line)
-"Eazy E, Eazy E, Eazy E, Eazy E can eat a big fat dick!" - Snoop Dogg on Dre's "Fuckin Wit Dre Day"
(this wasn't part of a rhyme, just at the end the of the song when it's fading out but the shit was hot in all its simplicity)

and can't forget...
"Adam Yauch's on the upright, the shit just aint funny/
got fat basslines like Russel Simmons steals money" - Beastie Boys, B-Boys Makin With The Freak Freak
(of course, referring to Liscensed To Ill when they got srewed out of a tonne of money over some contract issues when signed to Def Jam)

C-4 aka real
02-25-2005, 10:14 PM
in my opinion the 2 best ever are

eminem - nail in the coffin (benzino diss)

if you were selling coke then wut the fuck you STOP FOR DUMMY IF YOU SLEW SOME CRACK , youd make a LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO FROM RAP...

the first time i heard that ^^ i wuz speechless for a day...

proof - ja in a bra ( ja rule diss)

YOU COWARDS do somethin before we DO OURS/ i could write a ja rule album in 2 HOURS/ leave you DEAD ON YA BACK , run ya pockets flat like FEDERAL TAX put ya HEAD ON A RACK...and he said something like... itz ja in a bra , wit a PAINTBRUSH , paintin hiz war marks , im loosin my PATIENCE

.$.L.i.C.K.
02-25-2005, 11:57 PM
-"Hey yo Dre, stick to producing" - Ice Cube, No Vaseline
(again, no first line)


never knew dre had beef w/ ice cube... how many fuckin beef b/ween the members of NWA? damn... btw, what sparked the conflict between dre and eazy e?

EAZZY
02-26-2005, 12:06 AM
never knew dre had beef w/ ice cube... how many fuckin beef b/ween the members of NWA? damn... btw, what sparked the conflict between dre and eazy e?


When Cube left NWA, whole NWA had beef with Cube and there where a few disses between them. Listen to the album efil4zaggin.

The beef between Eazy & Dre was about Dre signing to Deathrow Records.

Asshole
02-26-2005, 11:01 AM
-"Jerry Heller is a devil shit packer" - Ice Cube, The Predator
(can't remember the line that comes before it which makes it rhyme but...)
-"Hey yo Dre, stick to producing" - Ice Cube, No Vaseline
(again, no first line)
-"Eazy E, Eazy E, Eazy E, Eazy E can eat a big fat dick!" - Snoop Dogg on Dre's "Fuckin Wit Dre Day"
(this wasn't part of a rhyme, just at the end the of the song when it's fading out but the shit was hot in all its simplicity)
Earth, Earth, Earth, the Earth can eat a big fat dick!

Wow...I have just sonned the planet. :cool:

bay510
02-26-2005, 03:14 PM
yeh ice cubes - no vaceline ..is prolly 1 of the best disses ever

Makaveli 313
03-17-2005, 06:25 PM
Bomb First Tupac CD-The Don Kulluminati.
Jay-z Die to lookin out fo Mobb Deep nigga when I find You
weak mothafuckas dont deserve to breath how many niggas gonna die fo me YEAH YEAH

Detroit101
03-17-2005, 06:44 PM
Jay-Z -Takeover

"I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little FUCK, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya"

7th Messiah
03-17-2005, 07:44 PM
its a skit but a good and funny one no doubt

Ghostface Killah - Clyde Smith (skit)
Album: Supream Clientale
Dissing: more like callin out 50 and tellin him too keep Wu name out his mouth

Plug Zero
03-18-2005, 11:34 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, seriously, but...

I know that I always skip over that skit but are you sure it was diss to 50, or a diss at all? The album came out in 2000 or something, or even earlier, before 50 cent came to be, I think. Matter o fact, I'm gonna go listen to it now but you can clear this up if you want.

NeoLogik
03-19-2005, 06:55 AM
here is a good one:

Bitch in Yoo -Common (diss to Ice-Cube and Westside Connection)

"now what the fuck i look like dissin a whole coast
you ain't made shit dope since amerikkka'z most"

"should have repented on the 16 of october
get some beats besides George Clinton to rock-over"

"and violate you, a muslim drinkin brew
yo nigga ain't no mac 10 he's a 22"

damn.......this track had me wildin the first tyme i heard it....