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Topic: If you could be any type of super hero/villian, what would you be explain powers and weaknesses. And what kinda crime you prevent. Give a scenario too.



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ah Ha, ah Ha, ah Ha Ha Ha! I will destroy this topic...
I've have been creating superhero characters since I was in the 4th grade.
Checking In!

In... Not feeling the topic, but I can do it.

Columbia Private Learning Academy, 11:23 PM
It's lunchtime and freshman Phillip Long is sitting by himself, eating and reading the latest issue of the critically acclaimed comic book, "The Mighty Mighty Megastar". Phillip is so into the comic that is totally oblivious to his surroundings. Too bad...

*books slam down near Phillip, frightening the shit out of him*

Bully: What up, dork?
*Phillip pretends not to hear... the bully does not approve of this gesture*
Bully: Hey, motherfucker! I'm talking to you!
Phillip: Sucks to be ignored, huh?
Bully: Well, I reckon that only you would know about that cause you see, I refuse to be ignored.
*Bully snatches Phillip's comic book*
Phillip: Hey! No! Give that back!
Bully: What is this porn? What a sick freak!
Phillip: Give it back! Grr... GIVE IT BACK!
*Phillip punches bully in the arm*
Bully: Huh? ah HA HA HA! What the fuck was that? You punch like a bitch!
Stranger: But I don't.
*Sucker punches are a bitch*
Bully: OW! MOTHERFUCKER! WHO THE-- oh! oh... Whitney! Baby, I--
Whitney: Don't baby me! Why are you bullying Phillip? What have I told you about picking on others?
Bully: Baby, I--
Whitney: Shut up! Give him the comic book back!
*Bully reluctantly gives the comic book back to Phillip*
Whitney: Now get out of here!
*Bully whimpers off*
Whitney: Sorry about that, Phillip.
Phillip: It's okay... I'm used to it.
Whitney: Why be used to it? Why be bullied?
*Silence*
Whitney: Well, I saw when you hit my boyfriend... next time he fucks with you... hit him harder. And don't be a bitch about it, hit him in the mouth!
*They both laugh*
Whitney: So... what's this book that started all this commotion about?
Phillip: It's Megastar. I doubt that you would be interested in it.
Whitney: You'd be surprised at what I'm interested in.
*Whitney winks at Phillip and touches his hand. Phillips heart jumps... as well as his penis*
Whitney: So, who is Megastar?
Phillip: You really want to know? Well, MegastarisMarkSeptemberandhe--
Whitney: Whoa, cutie! Take it from the beginning. And this time slower.
Phillip: Heh, sorry. Well...

There once was this boy by the name of Max Austun. This kid was a millionaire.
For his fourteenth birthday, he was given a green jewel. It was a family heir.
This was no ordinary jewel, though. It possessed powers beyond human capability.
Unpredictably, limbs elongated like tree stems. Max had powers of elasticity.
Childhood dreams now realistically true. Max Austun, superhero from out the blue.
Swung stretched hooks to punch wretched crooks. The way he catch enemies had the whole underworld shook.
But time and responsibility took it's toll. Fatigue began to show and Max began to fold.
Too much load so behold, Max gave the jewel a new master. Mark September had the power to hold.

Whitney: I thought Mark was Megastar.
Phillip: I'm getting to that.

The proclaimed acclaimed hero who claimed baddies without slaying the evil... and just a kid!
Mark September became the "Elastic Kid" and fighting crime became what he did.
One time, he fought a robot that sought his demise. Mark wanted peace. Robot wanted him dead.
Shot a missile to Mark's head. Mark stretch-ed and deflected-it back, blowing up the robot instead!

Whitney: Wow, cool!

Yeah, but all good things must come to an end. The jewel got destroyed, never to be used again.
No fame, no glory, all shame, end of story. "Don't worry" said Max. "Back with the norm, you'll blend-in."
"You're trip-ping." said Mark. "My du-ite in life is to protect those from shoot-tin's and knifes.
"No power to end strife... how can we be sure that a man get home to his kids and wife?"
Mark was in the dark; dazed for days and crazed in longing for a useful pur-pose.
Pur-ses being snatched before his eyes. He despised his helplessness for crime was a rising sur-plus.
Mark's cries to be a savior was in his favor. His wish was to be granted.
The universe has gone from bad to worse! A hero is needed or all worlds will be in a hearse!
Mark is in bed, fast asleep. Let's peep into his mind to see what he is dreaming.
Sights of intense bright light are beaming. Stars are dancing around; their shine is gleaming.
Mark is in space. A feeling of ecstasy overwhelms and slams on his senses.
"This is senseless." Mark thinks. He realizes he's walking with gravity. "I wonder what the dense is."
The stars are providing a stairway, as if beckoning Mark to follow. And follow he does.
It's true that heat rises, Mark can feel it from above.
A nice warmth though, like hugs containing love.
Mark gazed upward and was face to face with the sun... a fantastic and frightful view to behold.
To the right of the was the moon... such a majestic beauty with a glow so bold.
Millions of stars danced and pranced as Mark glanced around his surroundings. The sight gets Mark's heart pumping.
Like a giant's foot thumping, the sun called out to Mark. How could the sun talk? The thought stumped-him.
"Go!" said the Sun, "My young, mighty warrior. You are know the universes ser-vant"
"Our emer-gence is ur-gent! Star savior, guide the universe to pre-seve-rance!"
And thus, being embedded with the powers of the sun, moon and stars, Mark became Megastar.
Mark awoke from slumber and felt nothing, but he know his purpose in life and this time he'd go far.

Whitney: Wow, pretty interesting.
Phillip: Really?
Whitney: Yeah... and I think that you're pretty and interesting as well...
*Whitney blushes. Phillip's penis at 105% hardness, and rising*
*End of Lunch bell rings*
Whitney:Well, time to go. Perhaps you can tell more about Megastar, later?
Phillip: YEAH! oh erm... I mean, sure!
*Whitney giggles*
Whitney: Bye cutie!
*Whitney kisses her hand and applies it to Phillip's cheek. She giggles and walks away*
Phillip: Wow... *looks at pants* Damn... I got to masturbate...

THE END
(For now... PART 2 Coming Soon to Drop Rhymes!)