Ricky Gervais is the funniest imo


QUOTE....


"Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!"



"I rented Schindlers list thinking it was porn... 18 certificate... German... it even said on the back "have a couple of boxes of Kleenex ready"... RUBBISh i only ussed two... there was a couple of shower scenes..."

Audience boos

"Fuck off, Lenny Henry £30... I'm only £25."

something like that.


"Anne Frank - didn't even finish her book? Lazy. No sequel? Lazy."

Don't think Ricky Gervais is funny... at all !

Peter Kay at The Bolton Hall... all of it... can't pick a few lines!

^ That was classic...

I proper LMFAO at the sight of Peter Kay in the Pakistan Cricket Uniform... hilarious. Some scenes in Max and Paddy were pure class... like the one in the caravan, or when they at the local club spittin game at the women... Lmfao


Ricky Gervias... Legend. The Dance scene... Lmfao.

Erm... Lenny Henry is dope at times... Cant remember quotes of the top of my head.

lol yeah...

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/M/max_and_paddy/images/nav/left.jpg

Yeh Peter Kay is funny.


But nothing on Ricy Gervais imo. Only thing I didn't find funny was him dissin the bible

i need to see some of these comedians all u UK heads talk about...from what ive heard some of em are really funny...

^ Only problem is... you won't understand alot of the humour... especially Peter Kay...

Ricky Gervais Is The Baest Ever..... I'm glad to c some people on dis website apreciate him... Big Up Crooks, u know u'r shit lol

Yeh Peter Kay is funny.


But nothing on Ricy Gervais imo. Only thing I didn't find funny was him dissin the bible


Really.... Man. i found that Fuckin Hillarious

i'ma n Athiest Though

and TopRocker, like super said. most of the joaks are really english and only english people would find em funny, especially Peter Kay lol

But
Ricky Gervais Is The Best

http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/gallery2/brentonlyme.jpg


and the office is one of THE Best shows Ever.....Imo ne way

I agree. The Office is brilliant. Cruger, have you seen the Christmas reunion episode? I rented it on DVD last night. You should watch it if you haven't already, it gives closure to all the situations left from the last episode (Tim and Dawn, David getting fired etc.). But I won't ruin it for you.

We don't have the BBC in Canada but you can buy all the episodes at HMV or MusicWorld or somewhere...

^Yea... Thas a dope episode.

I agree. The Office is brilliant. Cruger, have you seen the Christmas reunion episode? I rented it on DVD last night. You should watch it if you haven't already, it gives closure to all the situations left from the last episode (Tim and Dawn, David getting fired etc.). But I won't ruin it for you.

We don't have the BBC in Canada but you can buy all the episodes at HMV or MusicWorld or somewhere...

Yeah... I love da christmas speciels, it woz good bcause it along with being funny it was quite emotional, especially 4 a office fan so thats what makes it one of the best programs ever

I agree with Crooked & Cruger -
Ive never seen Peter kay, but I think Ricky is hilarious....
Have you seen little britain?, that has me in stitches man!...


A couple of Jokes 4 ya's:

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace then what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow...


Q: What do u say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing she's been told twice already...


Q: How do u annoy your girlfriend whist making love?
A: Phone her...


Q: What did the leppa say to the prostitute?
A: You can keep the tip...


Q: What do u call a leppa in a bath
A: Porridge...


Q: How do blondes practice safe sex?
A: Lock the car doors....


1
Q: Why do blondes wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm...

2
Q: Why do blondes wear knickers?
A: To playhard to get...


Q: What's the difference between a blonde & the titanic?
A: We know how many people went down on the titanic...


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No offence meant to any blonde ladies or leppas reading the above...

Little Britain fucking rules...


"I WANT THAT ONE"

http://little.britain.project76.tv/Autographs/Autographed-Little-Britain.jpg

I fucking hate people who say that.

neither of them can beat lee evans, cracks me up every time!!

any of u hear of roy chubby brown??? the fat cockney fuker?

wot do u call a punch of somalians in a swimming pool??
--co co pops

what do u call an arab with ham on his head?
--hamed

what do u call an arab with more ham on his hed?
--mohamed

THIS IS FOR ANY1 WHOS ARAB OUT THERE::

sadam hussein opens a chinese restaurant..what does he call it?
--FUTU MUTU

(futu in arabic means go in..and mutu means you'll die)

what does a black kid in london get for christmas??
--your bike

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3 guyz gota go to the desert for the rest of theyre lives..n they can take only 1 thing with them..

scottish guy decides to take loads alcohol

english guy decides to take a really gorgeous horny girl

irish guy decides to take a CAR DOOR....

theyre all sitin there after a week and the scottish guy begins:
[HIKUPING] i love havin all this boose i never get dehydrated n it helps me get to sleep

enlglish guy: this girls amazing she fucks me all day n gets me tired n keep me company

english and scotish say to irish: why the fuk wud u choose a car door wen having to be in the desert for the rest of ur life..

irish: so wen it gets hot i can open the window

Yeah... I love da christmas speciels, it woz good bcause it along with being funny it was quite emotional, especially 4 a office fan so thats what makes it one of the best programs ever

Yeah it was emotional. For example, I felt piss sorry for David Brent when he was booed of stage, and called a wanker etc. Sure it was funny when that chick threw the water at him, but it was hard to laugh at it.

I loved his music video..."If you don't know me by now". Juxtaposition records, ha ha ha.

yeah lol lol.....Brilliant

Peter Kays the best at the moment, Jimmy Carr has some good punchlines though, anyone see his DVD? Where he puts spoof ads in actual papers?

"Albino he/she seeks similar" hahaha

Bill Hicks was the best there ever was though, a God

I fucking hate people who say that.


"YEAH I KNOW" :)

Not as bad as:



I WANT THAT ONE!

my favourites at the moment are: danny bhoy, arj barker, matt king, carl barron...

Richard Pryor is the king of standup. Everything he says is hilarious.

Bernie Mac always has me in stitches as well.

"I'm heavy structured, I'm hung low, I'm talking bout I take my shit out, the whole room'll go dark"