soulchild
03-17-2005, 02:53 PM
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
> know where my watch is pal,where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at
> my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
>
> People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
> entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
> and change the channel manually.
>
> When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
> too". f*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
> it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it?
> Do people do this? Who and where are they?
>
> When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
> tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
> floor.
>
> People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give
> me a choice there, did you sunshine?
>
> >
> When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
> come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
>
>
> When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
> it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
>
> People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
> an image I really didn't need.
>
> Mcdonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
> you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has
> to be a Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank
> looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
> you McTosser.
>
>14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
> know where my watch is pal,where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at
> my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
>
> People who are willing to get off their arse to search the
> entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
> and change the channel manually.
>
> When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
> too". f*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
> it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it?
> Do people do this? Who and where are they?
>
> When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
> tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
> floor.
>
> People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give
> me a choice there, did you sunshine?
>
> >
> When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
> come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
>
>
> When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
> it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
>
> People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
> an image I really didn't need.
>
> Mcdonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
> you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has
> to be a Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank
> looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
> you McTosser.
>
>14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
> alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.