Title says it, now if some 12-14 y/o people come in here sayin shit...i'm callin bullshit, b.c their worst sexual experiance is when they parents fucked and made them :mad:

lol... nice thread idea....

hmmm lemme see...

lol.. ahh... i know... lmao... i feel terrible about this....

This night at a party i met this girl who was kinda shy.... she was nice though.... pretty good looking..... but pretty shy... anyway... i went through the obligatory steps of asking her about herself and whatnot... hooked up with her.... and convinced her to 'go for a walk'... you dont need the details, but... i dont think she'd really done stuff before... she wasnt all that good.... and unfortunately... i'd been drinking fairly heavily... it went up... but... that was about it :( .... lol...

the thing was... she just kept trying... and trying... I was just about to stop her and tell her it wasnt happening when she looks at me at goes "What am i doing wrong!?" all panicked and shit... i swear she had tears in her eyes.... lmao... i tried to explain it to her but... I guess she felt like she'd failed or something... I think she wanted to go cry.... it was pretty awkard.. even WITH all the beer i'd had... i felt awful lol... and i pity the next guy she's with, she'll prolly be even MORE cock shy :(

I was fucking a girl in the butt and she farted and made my penis explode.
The time I gave myslef a STD.
The time when I masturbated half sleepy and ended up ejaculating on my stomach. :(

^^ Lmmfao... ewww


and LMMFAO at Dom... (Even Tho I Think He Twisted The Story)

Choice between two, I'll go for the less embarassing on my part :D

When I was with my ex I used to stop round her house for weekends or full weeks n shit, at the time of the incident I didn't know her family very well but her dad had been in the army. He was strict as fuck, proper control freak, I wasn't allowed in her room n vice versa and we weren't allowed in the house alone. Anywayz me n my girl came back from shoppin or whatever n the house was empty, seizing the opportunity I started givin her oral in the front room n somebody came in the front of the house. I jumped up absolutely shittin myself, not knowin what to do while my girlfriend was struggling (unsuccessfully) to pull her pants up. Her dad walked straight in the room, froze, stared, and walked straight back out the front door n drove around for about 3 hours. Needless to say the "family dinner" that night wasn't exactly full of light hearted cheer that night, I couldn't look the miserable cunt in the eye after that. I kinda saw the funny side, but then I didn't have to live with the guy.

^ lol Funny shit..

Uhm.. Worse Sex Expirence... Long Story Short

I Was At This Family Re-union Was Like Tons Of Peeps Everywhere.. Saw This Hot Chick I Liked We Hooked Up & Fucked.. Next Day I Found Out It Was My 1st Cousin...
I Still fuck Her To This Day.. lol j/k..but true story...

^ lol Funny shit..

Uhm.. Worse Sex Expirence... Long Story Short

I Was At This Family Re-union Was Like Tons Of Peeps Everywhere.. Saw This Hot Chick I Liked We Hooked Up & Fucked.. Next Day I Found Out It Was My 1st Cousin...
I Still fuck Her To This Day.. lol j/k..but true story...


Thats disgustingggggggggggggg :( :(

Well mine is getting raped.


What?! U asked.

I just started dating this girl, in fact this was the first time (and only time) we fucked. We left all our clothes outside by the hot tub and we were goin at it in the middle of the living room floor... and my grandma walks in the front door... she was standin' there like 4 feet away from us... she was dead silent for like 5 seconds and then started BUSTIN UP LAUGHIN.... I thought it was funny... but she didn't...

Did Granny Join It?? or What? finish the story...

granny went to her room and girly went home as soon as she could get her clothes on

Thats disgustingggggggggggggg :( :(

Well mine is getting raped.


What?! U asked.

Really? :(
Now, I'm sorry for all the sexual connotations I threw at you.

uppin this i wanna here some more... :D

Tonite, I was with my girl, we were non her dads bed, and Wec was goin at it..Well, My Boi Kevin was outside the Door listenin, and My mom would be at her house to git me any minute, right as I was Puttin my Dick in her, Kevin beats On The Door That My Mom was Here.........:( ...well we rush to git our clothes on, and when we git downstairs, he starts laughing and says..I'm kidding, we were both Turned off by that Time, Then He comments in front of my Mother that The Bed was squeakin like that "Some Cut" Song........ btw, it was my first Sexual Experiance...:(

Well seeing mine isn't as bad as everyone elses i'll repsond...lol

....This was last year.........

My girl came over my house just so we can spend some time together.....and we were watching television upstairs....I heard my mom go outside, so I took her to the bathroom....we had JUST got naked and I heard my mom come upstairs ....

lmfao....We were both shocked so I rushed and got my clothes on and ran back to where my mom was to save her sometime so she could get dressed.....my mom asked me where she was....i said i didn't know but she found her anyway.......(thank god my e/x was smart enough to lock the door) but, i've never came that close to getting caught....

(^@MeLiFiK) If that was me, Kevin woulda got his ass beat the very instant he said "just kidding"...

Then once again when he said that shit to my momz...what kinda friend is that!? :mad:

lol @ this tho...and that ma'fucka (or should I say cuz'fucka) inadvertently havin sex with a family member...*shudders*...that sucks...

ur back??? hows that or whens that...

ur back??? hows that or whens that...
I'm not sure I know what you're referring to, specifically...

so u were never banned...lost...u were gone from the site, but ur back now...

lol..Foe sho Orc..But when did you come back on tha real....

Today...lol...the ban was temporary because Denz hates pinkslip matches and they are now no longer binding as far as administration is concerned...

Ack... i didnt fuck here.. lol.. thats just grose..

hmmmmmm the worst....

I was like 13 14 maybe and me and this chicc from up the street was tryin to twerk for like 3 days but we aint have no condom so like the 3rd day we was like fucc it and and grabbed some serran wrap and a rubber band. she was either a virgin or close to it cuz she tried to ride and she was gettin half way down my dick lol she tried to do some shit she saw in a porno like swervein around and shit but like I said she like half down my dick and penis don't have joints in them so the shit was hurtin like hell... plus wit the serran wrap being thick as hell and the rubber band make my penis go numb I was feelin any good sensation at all I she did one very wrong motion ad i about did lmao we was on the couch and I threw her weak ass on the floor and blanked hard as hell and sent her home she was pissed at me....

on top of that he got in a big arguement about it on the bus and the whole school knew afta that lol


it was kinda fucked up


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but the most fucced up thing I ever did was twerk this gurl while her grandma was down stares and she could hear us perfectly fine but becuz of her diability she couldn't walk up the stares LMFAO but she was shoutin at me and shit it was funny

^lmao..........

^^^^yea amatures suck my wife can't be a virgin

i was fucking my babies mom in a train toilet on the way to her grandads in london, i was jus getting to ejaculation wen the door knocked, it was the tickit man wanting our tickits. she stood behind the door as i slightly opened it to give him my tickit.....he checked it gave it bac and i closed the door.....well we finished wat we were doing got dressed opened the door and the fucking tickit man was still there, me and my ex were both embarrased but he was aswell luckly the next stop was ours and we didnt get kicked off....but that shit was so embarrassing

lol at T Giz's but the most fucced up thing I ever did was twerk this gurl while her grandma was down stares and she could hear us perfectly fine but becuz of her diability she couldn't walk up the stares LMFAO but she was shoutin at me and shit it was funny

i aint done no fucked up shit.. YET
bu i do gotta mate who once ended up fucking his cousin and he new perfectly well she was related,
And he also fucked one of his friends aunties who was 32 and he was 17 and both lied and said they were 25, wasnt till afta that he realised she was 32 and one of his mates aunties