some lil 2rd graders are in school, and the teacher/nun ask a question "what part of your body goes to heaven first?" one little girl raised her hand "i know, i know"-- the nun says "okay tell me" --the little girl say "your hands goto heaven first"--the nun asked "y do u think that" --the little girl replied "because when you pray jesus and grab your hands and just pull you up"-- the nun was stunned and asked if any other kids had an answer-- this time a little boy raised his hand "i know i know"--- the nun said "ok tell us your answer"-- the little boy said "your legs"---in a mist of confusion the nun asked "y" -- the little boy said "last night i went into mommy's room and her legs were cocked in the air and she was screaming "oh god im coming"- "god would have gotten her if daddy hadnt pinned her down so good"-- :eek:

:sick: the nun fainted

lol......




Nice One.......

Lol..........

LMAO

This needs to be put in my local newspaper bwhahaha... :D

lol...good one.