some little kids are in class, they goto a catholic school. a little girl asked the teacher/nun, "what part of your body goes to heaven first". the nun say's "i dont know, what do you think?" the little girl replies "your hands"-- the nun ask "and why do you think that?"-- the little girl respond "because when you pray, god can just pull you up", the nun giggles and ask the class if anyone else had any ideas. this time a little boy raised his hand "i know, i know" --- the nun said " well which part of your body goes to heaven first?"-- the little boy responds, "your legs"--- the nun asked in confusion "why do you think that"-- the little boy says " last night i walked into my mommy's room, and her legs were cocked in the air and she was screaming 'oh GOD im cumming', god would have got her if daddy hadnt pinned her down so hard"

:sick: the nun fainted