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.Breezy 05-05-2005, 06:11 PM What am I ?
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I?
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is:
None other than your very own...
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.Toothbrush.
What were you thinking? <:-P
-NoX- 05-05-2005, 06:16 PM haha i liked the 'dirty' spin to the riddle..good one
SomethingAwfl 05-05-2005, 06:42 PM Just what I thought it was....
D^Coy 05-05-2005, 06:55 PM It sort of reminds me of that Tech N9ne song.
True Soulja 05-06-2005, 08:14 AM What am I ?
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I?
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is:
None other than your very own...
.*.*.*.*.*.*
*.*.*.*.*.*.
.*.*.*.*.*.*
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.Toothbrush.
What were you thinking? <:-P
i was thinking that we were going to fck bloody hard.
Ezekiel 05-06-2005, 10:00 AM smh....dam breezy lol...no offence but that was saughta lame :(
F02936GF12 05-06-2005, 10:12 AM You mean to tell me I beat my dick off to a toothbrush story?
D^Coy 05-06-2005, 11:23 AM You mean to tell me I beat my dick off to a toothbrush story?
No, it means you can't tell the difference between baking soda and semen.
Tw!stEd 05-06-2005, 01:16 PM You got a crazy toothbrush
-Evey- 05-06-2005, 04:39 PM thats a helluva tooth brush....:(
IlliziT 05-06-2005, 04:57 PM You mean to tell me I beat my dick off to a toothbrush story?
^^ LOL!
nice riddle
Wreckin Eyez 05-06-2005, 05:13 PM It kind of throws people off because you describe it as a 'tool'. I've never referred to my toothbrush as a tool.
.Breezy 05-06-2005, 05:23 PM Oh well, It aint like I made the frikkin' thing up people! lol I just thought it was funny and figured since I had nothin' better to do, I'd post it. :D
Wreckin Eyez 05-06-2005, 05:29 PM You mean to tell me I beat my dick off to a toothbrush story?^^You beat off to her describing a dick? :confused:
F02936GF12 05-06-2005, 05:31 PM ^No, I beat off to her describing a toothbrush. :)
.Breezy 05-06-2005, 05:32 PM lol^......Weirdo... :(
F02936GF12 05-06-2005, 05:36 PM ^hmm I wasnt a weirdo last night!
.Breezy 05-06-2005, 05:50 PM If your skin wasn't dark, I would've been able to see you blushing when I pointed down there and said.. "Awww it's so cute...Hmmm, but...Is it cold in here or is it just you?" :o.
D^Coy 05-06-2005, 06:44 PM If your skin wasn't dark, I would've been able to see you blushing when I pointed down there and said.. "Awww it's so cute...Hmmm, but...Is it cold in here or is it just you?" .
Damn! She hit you with TWO punches!
T1Oracle 05-06-2005, 09:09 PM LMAO@Breezy
True Soulja 05-08-2005, 03:10 AM time to give her the ni99a style gang bang brezy lets fck
.Breezy 05-09-2005, 09:12 PM Do you ever give up^?.... :(
BIG SIX 05-09-2005, 11:24 PM That's EASY!!!!!
IT's a COCK!!!!!
A big DICK!!!
with balls and scrotum hangin off...
*rolls eyes*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASY!
True Soulja 05-10-2005, 03:03 AM no honni, not on the things i want the most, tisk.
BIG SIX 05-10-2005, 03:10 AM ^^^^^Don't call me Honni
DeFiction 05-10-2005, 03:11 AM Better Watch Out Six....He Doesn't Give Up On The Things He Wants......Watch Ya BackSide..
.Breezy 05-10-2005, 05:09 PM Gr...I see how it is..you want bigsix now.. :mad:
..hahhhhh
BIG SIX 05-10-2005, 05:11 PM ^^^What's Elmo doing with that cane???
stop dodgin' the ??????
.Breezy 05-10-2005, 05:13 PM Stickin' it up your aSS..!!....
what the fuck!
BIG SIX 05-10-2005, 05:16 PM ooooooooooooo!!!!
HAH AH AH AHH HH A
That don't look like me...
I look more like ELMO!!!
.Breezy 05-10-2005, 05:18 PM Elmo is sexiful.. :D
..................hrm
True Soulja 05-11-2005, 12:30 AM Gr...I see how it is..you want bigsix now.. :mad:
..hahhhhh
hahahah.
nope i only have eyez for you.
D^Coy 05-11-2005, 01:15 AM ^Psht. More like a brown eye.
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