*And now here's your lead anchor...KEN*

Thank you chuck.

And now for our top story, a group of 4 angry turtles today raided an undercover drug scandel in lower manhattan. No one knows what became of the turtles. It was reported that they were all in the 6 foot range, and teenage wearing different colored headbands and using weapons such as nunchucks, swords and daggers. Police are asking if you have any information please contact the Information hotline.

Barb?

thank you Ken and how tragic...

In other news it has come to our attention that the police found 22 bay area pigs in the basement of The Professor with multicolored t shirts we believe the government has taken complete control of his mind....those helpless pigs

what are your opinions on this demented soldier Ken...

*turns channel* fuck your news nigga....im watching BET

My opinion Barb...he is gay

In other news, Chicago police have discovered over 12,000 dollars worth of Cocaine stashed in the breast of a local resident. It was reported that Nyisha internetally known as Royalty, is the queenpin of an undercover drug ring in the Chicago area. She was pulled over Tuesday for excessive speeding. Upon seach police discovered raw cocaine stashed in the many crevices of her breasts.

What lucky coke that was huh Barb?

ny and kevin...grow up

*chuckles*

Wow....what is society coming too. This may not have been expected by most of our viewers but your one and only BK, the Virginia resident who claims to be from Brooklyn, New York was just arrested....police state that they can not give us any information at this time but witnesses disclose that apparently himself and an unknown accomplis had been stealing clothing from the Victoria Secrets Warehouse and posting pictures on line modeling the under garments....wow....another case of child pornography...

Ken.....

Umm wow the news just keeps rolling in Barb we're now getting word that the accomplice was The Professor who is an alleged child molester. Last year Professor was arrested in the middle of teaching his 2nd grade class and was wanted for questioning 6 months ago. It's a good thing the police have caught these two finally.

Really Barb could things be any worse?

I dont understand it Ken....the pigs in the basement....the clothing line theft...they should have seen it coming...

Oh believe me with all the little kids Professor taught, THEY seen it cumming ahaha

Wow...But On Some Serious: LMMFAO Bk, You In VA Too Nigga? Nigga Where You At? I'ma Be Here Till The 10th, Cuz I Got A Court Case That Day Then I'm Goin Back To Da Villlllllllle....

i have court too :(

fucking wreckless driving charge....it was only 92 in a 55

Dang Nigga...Why They Was Trippin For, Son?! Shmsh...Niggas Act Like You Was Speedin Or Somethin!

how sad.....just be fortunate it wasnt one of your own.

JUST IN....

"Great Uncle Peter's Beard" and yet another sad story....one of the victims in the child molestation case has come forward its RW's own Emotions....the poor, poor girl...she is currently in police custody until the hearing date....there is no telling what these raping pig slaughters may do to her....protective custody I presume Ken...

How intresting Barb I ALMOST thought she was human.

It is now confirmed that the crazy Fan that Lebron James is suing for sexual assault after his last game is Rw's very own NaCirema NY. Police say that NaC was not under any influence. Witnesses say Lebron wasn't scared, but Nac's cock was VERY small.

Barb, sexual predators and homosexual predators, wow!

who would have thought it...

but really for the police to say he wasnt under any influence...I mean Ken really is this not the same guy they arrested 8 times last month for smoking banana peals...which I hear can be very addicting...I dont know Ken seems this guys got a major problem...

Well if you ask me, he should've stuck to his original drug habbit from 2 years ago of licking frogs. We actually have an interview with him after he was found kanoodling a penis in a public glory hole.

*roles tape of interview*

Nac: I'm a tell you something about me Joe Regan that you might not know, I smoke rock.

STUNNING BARB!

Wow...The Corny Lengths That You Losers Go To, To Get A Laugh...























And It STILL Don't Work...:(

*smh*

I remember that interview clearly Ken....I also recall, that he admitted to downloading pictures posted by RW females and masterbating to them with milk of magnesia at an unknown farm location where he resided with his mother and 11 illegal mexicans...I believe it was his mother who stated in that same interview that she is sorry for her sons behavior but that she blames his actions on the mexicans they resided with...because they had been poling his anus since the age of five...I sure am glad they assigned him to house arrest Ken...we should ask him for one more interview...just to see how the Mexicans are treating him now...."Hows the ass poling going" what do ya say Ken...

I say his ASS is public relations