View Full Version : GO TO HELL!!!!!i!!!!!


BIG SIX
05-27-2005, 03:42 AM
Since Armagedden is comming and all... and you know, it's Revalations or Rapture or whatever...

SEE WHICH LEVEL OF HELL YOU WILL BE BANNISHED TO!!!

http://www.daveward.net/
^take the Dante's Infurno Hell Test

I've been banished to Level 2!! There gonna send me a brochure.

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

DeFiction
05-27-2005, 03:56 AM
Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

BIG SIX
05-27-2005, 04:02 AM
Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
HEY!!! ^^ Isn't that the dog that played in the first Harry Potter Movie??

DeFiction
05-27-2005, 04:03 AM
^^...I'll Let You Know When I Meet Him In Hell!!!!!!!

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
05-27-2005, 09:49 AM
i dont even knwo what the "H'E'L'L" this is about..


but free post!

MattJones
05-27-2005, 09:58 AM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

True Soulja
05-27-2005, 09:58 AM
we all like free posting. breezy hi.

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
05-27-2005, 10:00 AM
^^^^^stalker Alert^^^^^^^^ Bleep Bleep^^^^^^^^stalker Alert^^^^

True Soulja
05-27-2005, 10:20 AM
and happy to do it too.

* Mental note find Breezy's home address *

NaCirema_NY
05-27-2005, 10:24 AM
HEY!!! ^^ Isn't that the dog that played in the first Harry Potter Movie??

Cerebrus Is A Mythical Creature Of Greek Mythology I Think...He's Been In Numerous Things...Final Fantasy 8, Harry Potter, Etc...And What The Fuck You DOin Watchin Harry Potter ANYWAY?

True Soulja
05-27-2005, 11:06 AM
fck her lil guly ho.

BIG SIX
05-27-2005, 01:59 PM
HEY!!

Some people are concerned with the end of the world, and want to know their eternal fate. So if you would kindly take your freeposting to another thread, we would appreciate it... Thanks!

GO TO HELL!!!

snowwizza
05-27-2005, 04:40 PM
OMG......

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

And I thought I was a good person....

*runs to church*

NaCirema_NY
05-27-2005, 04:54 PM
^ Shut Up Bitch. I'ma Close This.

Imperium
05-27-2005, 04:56 PM
level 2 aswell, must be gettin full of RW members

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
05-27-2005, 04:56 PM
^ you wish you fake mod wannabe ..meh... o yeah and donation time :D

D^Coy
05-27-2005, 05:39 PM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

WHO'S COMING WITH ME?!?!

-NoX-
05-27-2005, 05:40 PM
FOURTH LEVEL:

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Now i realise how bad i am. I need to change my ways

Hawk
05-27-2005, 05:42 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer

BIG SIX
05-27-2005, 05:54 PM
FOURTH LEVEL:

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Now i realise how bad i am. I need to change my ways
^^^QUICK!!!...... SAVE YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
Donate your money to ME!!!!!

True Soulja
05-27-2005, 11:23 PM
and me. seconds to impact.

-NoX-
05-27-2005, 11:42 PM
bigsix, bring me a kilo of cocaine,and il give you $100, ese.

True Soulja
05-28-2005, 08:59 AM
i got top of the line shit.

-NoX-
05-28-2005, 09:05 AM
aight what you got?, i want a bit of everything ese. cocaine, weed and a strawberry milkshake

Dominate
05-28-2005, 09:12 AM
I believe the dog's name was Fluffy in Harry Potter..

Not that i've watched it or anything... *shifty eyes*

-NoX-
05-28-2005, 09:31 AM
^^The movie's bad but i heard the books are really much much better. im a LOTR fan

True Soulja
05-28-2005, 10:11 AM
i only have a plane milk shack mybad.

-NoX-
05-28-2005, 10:16 AM
yea that'll do, i want some cookies as well, cuz they go together so well

True Soulja
05-28-2005, 11:01 AM
I only have crackers.

-NoX-
05-28-2005, 11:04 AM
pehh they're untasty, and really dry

True Soulja
05-28-2005, 11:10 AM
What about a healthy apple

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