T.Bone
05-31-2005, 07:15 PM
alright we all got jokes for michael jackson let's hear em...here's some i've heard
What do michael jackson and wal-mart have in common?
THEY BOTH HAVE BOY'S PANTS HALF OFF
How does michael jackson pick his nose?
WITH A CATALOUGE (NOSE JOB)
What does michael jackson and x-box have in common?
THEY'RE BOTH PLASTIC AND LITTLE BOYS TURN THEM ON
-NoX-
06-02-2005, 07:47 PM
nuk nuk nuk nukleus...are you local?, you from wakey right?
Wreckin Eyez
06-03-2005, 02:19 AM
What do michael jackson and wal-mart have in common?
THEY BOTH HAVE BOY'S PANTS HALF OFF^^Lmao... That's wrong... Hilarious, but wrong.
Houdini
06-07-2005, 11:50 AM
what do michael jackson and a big mac have in common?
its 40 year old meat inside fresh buns.
what do michael jackson and santa have in common?
they both leave kids bedrooms with empty sacks.
michael jackson jokes are old....anyway not right, but funny still
*N*O*U*R*
06-07-2005, 01:49 PM
ya gross but funny... here are some more
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chicken?
A: One says "cock'll-doodl-do" and the other says "Any-little-boy's-cock'll-do".
T-DUBZ
06-11-2005, 12:48 PM
ya gross but funny... here are some more
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chicken?
A: One says "cock'll-doodl-do" and the other says "Any-little-boy's-cock'll-do".
these jokes r weak u need not to speak ur a sick freak mabe even a geek dun keep poppin jokes
-NoX-
06-11-2005, 04:22 PM
Why does michael jackson like 27 year olds?
iBrowse
06-11-2005, 05:15 PM
i dunno why does michael jackson like 27 year olds?
-NoX-
06-11-2005, 05:16 PM
cuz there's 20 of em (think bout it)
T.Bone
06-11-2005, 06:43 PM
^^^LMFAO there's 20 seven year olds LMFAO that's priceless
Nickel
11-09-2005, 10:20 AM
wat do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common
they both put there meat b/w 12 year old buns
cuz there's 20 of em (think bout it)
lmfao as Krono would say
Genius, simply Genius
Fixion.
11-09-2005, 08:52 PM
What time does MJ go to bed??
When the big hand meets the little one :(
Lmfao... That shit is funny...
PAX DECEPTICVS
11-10-2005, 03:11 AM
What do Michael Jackson and a shopping bag in common?
-One's white and dangerous to kids.....the other you put your groceries in.
When Michael Jackson dies, scientists have announced that they will melt him down into gameboys.......so kids can play with him for a change.