View Full Version : Da Illete Presents: Weakest RW Linkz Pt 2


The DunceCap
06-09-2005, 06:52 PM
NOTE: This is Long But Not That Long So if You wanna Be Entertained Read Tha Whole Thing Or Don't Even Bother..

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©Copyrighted 9-16-03,

Guest Apperances, Frankie Felony, and a Phone Call from a BA Moderator..

Intro (by DigitILL)

Yo,yo,yo, welcome to RapWorlds Live!, the show where real people discuss the real issues.
On today's show we welcome DigitILL and Adverbs from Da-ILLete and Frankie Felony from the Supreme Kings. I'm Heywood Jablowme and we'll be back right after a message from our sponsors...

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DigitILL: yo, Check it..

The DIVINE one got ripped by Verbs and's been diminished-since/
Fuck, DBO has more pointless 'posts' than a half-finished-fence!/
I could rip INFO easier than tearing apart the damn yellow-pages/
I belong in cages cuz I 'steal the show' like I 'swallow-stages'/
Fuck FIXION, I'm a set the 'facts' straight/
EAZYB lacks 'flow' like a bitch who's period comes late/
Now Frankie, I know I ripped your ass and now you envy-me/
But why you hatin-me? when its 'multis' that're YUR WORST ENEMY/ (GOD DAMN!!!!)
Now you say 'IM Pissed' and you're BENT-ON revenge for the things-ive-said/
And BK, ya mouth is full of 'crowns' like you've been giving the kings-some-head/
Now ILL and VERBS are on-ya-brain; trust-us-that-you-best-'think'
Til you herbs are 'off-the-chain'; Just-cuz-you-the-'weakest link'

XxAdverbxX: haha Good Shit Dig, Now Lets Air tha Show in 5,4,3,2,......

Heywood: And Welcome back to the show, my first question is for DigitILL. Why do you think Rapworlds is full of so much hate?

DigitILL: First of all, I'd like to thank you for having me on your show. To answer your question, there's too many kids with no talent who pretend they can rap, I mean you try and give them constructive criticism and they just start beefin'...

XxAdverbsxX: [interrupts]...yeah don't even get me started, I ripped this bitch EazyB last week and he still doesn't respect me.

Heywood: [sarcasm] yeah but EazyB is fucking ill, I mean he should definitely be the one to criticize your work...[sarcasm]
Frankie: Are these sandwiches free? cuz they are fucking delicious...
Heywood: Fuck yes they are, but how do you talk so well with your mouth full ?
Frankie: haha, this is kind of embarassing...but...[pauses] well BK has this weird fetish where he has me freestyle when I'm sucking his dick...so i guess i just have a lot of practice at it...
Heywood: [throws up] Yeah that's what I figured. My next question is for Frankie, how do you rate your performance in a recent crew battle against Da Illete?
Frankie: To be honest, I was pretty sure I would rip that cat DigitILL...
Heywood: [interrupts] For those of you who don't know, DigitILL murdered Frankie til he was literally outlined in chalk...
DigitILL: [laughin] fuck, I couldn't believe how weak he came, I mean I could have just sprayed the thread with 'Wack-Be-Gone' and I would have won by default.

::Audience Laughing::


Xkwisite: Aight HERBS Perpare for this..

Theres no doubt about it Disses don't hit u?? Kings thought we refrained from yall???
Naw……we juss realized that yall hold less straps than Queenys Training Bras!!!//
Ur wack ill pass-the-facts yall get competition when TOR wants to battle yall then ull have-to-act…
Cuz the truth is yall aint seein Da Ill~ete since ur crew juss happens to have Kataracks!!!//
Push a quarter of skill back but this aint football so aint no plays-for-real and yall nukkaz think yall Displayin-ill??
Yall should get it str8 Its like im slayin-skills the way I rip the whole of SK-from-Ill!!!!//
Im done-wit-crews sore losers and Bitches…yeah MD…..Im done-wit-u…
To have Fun-wit-u ill call u NIGGA so u leave again like when MCD made a son-of-u!!!//
Alexia threw a warning-to-us Return of the Empire? Yall realize yall fathers start morning-because…
We left pussies torn-rough-wit-cuts cuz even wit HALF OUR STEEZ u couldn't be reborn-as-us!!!!!//
SK Big? It would take more than Disney movies to Blow u kids up and Expand-ur-luck…
Face it!!!! We OWN RW cuz ever since DI started Postin uve all been Fans-of-us!!!
Theres no way now for yall to even get the chance to cop-out the crew battle ur crew gets mopped-out…
If wackness keeps tryin for SK……juss to be fair here go some DI recruiting Drop-outs!!!!
Its Apparent SK must be Pissed like Voodoo Butchers Da Ill~ete comes to curse-ur-team…
Cuz stoopin to start talking about someones Mother (YWE) seems to be their own Worse-enemy//


Heywood: Aight Welcome back to tha show as we were just talkin to Dig here and..

Heywood: {producer runs on stage and whispers something in his ear} It appears we have a phone call from BK Brawla...
{BK}: Hey Heywood, long time listener of the show, actually I'm you're biggest fan, did you get those pictures I sent you?
Heywood: The ones with you in that little red number??? I had them up on my wall, but someone broke in last week and stole them from me....I have no idea who did it, the only evidence they left was a baby's rattle with 'F.F' engraved on it...You don't know who this could be do you?

{BK}- Wish I could help ya, I'll send you some more at a later date {phone slams down on floor}, sorry my hands are covered in lube, my boyfriend just got home from work, I better go, he gets upset when I dont let him fuck my ass after a long day of work...{click}
Heywood: That was just disturbing. Well, we're almost out of time, any last words?


Xkwisite: Check it,

Even ur blow jobs are sloppy-right Dae has a hard time wit Flows BK didn't teach her to copy-right…
Yall like preppy white rappers yall aint even properly-tight cuz yall catch less airplay then Songs by CopyWrite!!!
Yall used-to-munch on smaller crews but ill Bully ur allowance stomp ur beef and abuse-ur-lunch…
BK Leavin?? Yall aint Losin-much… "Quit Now"…my bad I thought yall could use-a-hunch!!!
Push Spades to dig ur heart out no Diamonds for Kings that have been Aced u should accept-clovers…
Yall need the luck Con~Vict wanted to be Elite but after dissin him even HE treated yall as Left-overs!!!!!

Da Ill~ete....


XxAdverbxX:

"Weakest Linkz?" Ha, Don't Even Bother None of Yall Can't Handle-This,
Watch You "Choke On Steel" like You Were Swallowing "Bike Handle-Grips"
Smack U, w/ Bras-Knuckles, Watchin Ya as Ya Get Spas-and-Snuffled,
Punchin and UpperCuttin ya Jaw Bones, as tha Bone Cracks-and-Bubbles,
Fracturin ya Facial, Until I Punch in ya Teeth, Leavin ya Dull-with-Gums,
I'mma "Play Tha Base w/ ya Grill" Cuz ya "Mouth Seems to be Full-of-Drums"
Have Dig and X, Tie U Up, While I Holdin ya Snuffin Blows in a Verbal-Way,
While We Start Crackin ya Sphines, Playin
Connect Tha Dot w/ ya Vertabrae,
If Ya Diss Me, I'mma Rip ya, Then Who am I Supposed to Leave At-Fault?
Cuz I'll Leave ya Stiffer than "Manicans Left with No Arms" At-Tha-Mall.

*Aight This This Strickly for D-HOE and SLEEZYB So Check It,*


Why Bother Tryin? And Retaliate, When yall Ain't Finished-Bruisin??!
Cuz in "Boxing Interviews" I Got U FEARIN THA MIKE(mic) like LENNOX-LEWIS
I Shitted on Both of You, Must I Have to Constantly, Callin-Out-Names?
SLEEZYB Can't "Spit Fire" So why Ya Claimin Ya Brawlin-Out-Flames?
Weak Fucks, Most Of Yall Kats is Wack & Lost-yall-Imagine-to-Rhyme,
Cuz like "Fat ppl in a Footraces" You'll NEVER "CROSS-THA-FINISH-LINE!!"
Fuck Herbs, Must I Stress that I'm Nice, Superior, to Wrecked-Hater-Fags,
WUTANG SONGS DONT BITE, But Tells Me I Couldn't "RIP A WET-PAPER-BAG!!"
Haha Kid, Who you Think You are? Battlin Newbies, are Bulling-Of-Fear?
DBO's Considering Being a PLASTIC SURGEN tha Way He's "Pulling-tha-Rear"
When Yall "Punches Aren't even Enough for Fuckin with Us? Shitttt, We Just "Spit Fire" With Trifflin-Judo,
Cuz We Champ Over Both of Yall, and Yall "Second String" like "VIOLIN-DUOS"
Both of Ya Are a Geniuses, Droppin tha
Best of ya Weakest-Spare-Rhymes,
Dissin D.I.? Will Get ya "Verses Pushed Back" like RECED-HAIR-LINES!
Hahaha I'm Decaptitate Ya Both while Leavin Yall Flow-Splintered,
"Cut Yall Up into Pieces" As I SCARF YA DOWN like "COLD-WINTERS!!"

And Delivered!!


DigitILL: I'd just like to tell all those pretenders out there that have no fucking talent to just shut the fuck up and get off Rapworlds...

Heywood: Well that's all the time we have, tune in next week when we discuss the results of the crew battle between the Supreme Kings and Da ILLete...