Kronologik
06-12-2005, 07:24 PM
It's hard to believe people like this actually exist. But they do, and need exposing for our amusement.
Basically, Breezy told me about this guy looking for Nelly's screen name on AIM. Obviously isn't the smartest young lad in the world, so I thought I'd make his dream come true.........
lilrapboyz08: Heyy nelly
Kronologik03: hey man whats up, whos this herrrrrrre?
lilrapboyz08: Nellu
lilrapboyz08: Is diz nelly?
Kronologik03: your name is Nellu?
Kronologik03: yeah this is Nelly, straight outta St Louis ya hearrrrrrrrrrrrrd
lilrapboyz08: Nope
lilrapboyz08: My name is cameron
Kronologik03: sup cameron, what can i do for ya
lilrapboyz08: Heyy nelly!
lilrapboyz08: Ue popular dag!
lilrapboyz08: Dawg*
lilrapboyz08: Do u have mike jones screen name?
Kronologik03: nah he's busy at the minute with his plastic friend......
Kronologik03: what can i do for ya?
Kronologik03: you there cameron?
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: Do u have ummm.........50 cent screen name?
Kronologik03: nah man I dont have many other screen names
Kronologik03: Now come on cam, why did you message me? Did you want to feel my nips??
Kronologik03: You aint seen a nip til you seen Nelly's nips
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: So sup?
lilrapboyz08: Are ur praticin rappin?
Kronologik03: yeah you wanna exclusive from my next album?
lilrapboyz08: Yea
Kronologik03: ok, tell me what you think
lilrapboyz08: Umm.........popularworld!
lilrapboyz08: No nelly'popular kids is cameron n kenysen
Kronologik03: Yo my name is Nelly, got lots of fire in my belly
St Lunatics get me so hard I need to use lube and jelly
Kronologik03: Are you cybering with my wifey?
lilrapboyz08: No
Kronologik03: Dont lie to me timmy, I know if you're lying
Kronologik03: Timmy? what have you got to say for yourself?
lilrapboyz08: Oka
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: But I dunno wht her face look like
lilrapboyz08: But I saw her face
lilrapboyz08: In computer
lilrapboyz08: So wht up wid murphy lee and ali and sum of ur gang?
Kronologik03: Hey man, I dont appreciate you cybering with my woman
Kronologik03: Murphy Lee and Ali about to get in your ass you little punk, thats whats up with them
Kronologik03: we know where you live Timmy, be afraid
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: I am
lilrapboyz08: Afriad
Kronologik03: You ever seen the video for batter up?
lilrapboyz08: I'm sorry
Kronologik03: Just imagine the video with your head stuck on the end of one of them solid baseball bats............it could happen if you ever speak to my woman again
lilrapboyz08: So when u will be in bet?
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: Jesus, I've heard more sense come out of people with Tourettes
lilrapboyz08: But fine I can speak 2 ur women abt wht are she doin today?
Kronologik03: When will I be in bet?
lilrapboyz08: Not abt cyberin wid ur women I won't okay I promise
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: I mean start new joint?
Kronologik03: Bwoy if you ever say another word to my woman again I'll make sure you permanently have a plaster attached to your left cheek, right cheek and ass cheek, and it wont be for show like mine
lilrapboyz08: I can't wait 2 see u
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: now fuck off before I lose my temper
Kronologik03: oh and timmy....
lilrapboyz08: I can't talk to her?
lilrapboyz08: Not cyberong
Kronologik03: no, not at all
lilrapboyz08: Juz how was her day
Kronologik03: no
Kronologik03: timmy.....
Kronologik03: I dont want you to talk to my girl, or me, or even buy any of my albums/singles ever again. And if you do, I'll send Murphy and the boys over and they'll anal rape you into next week
Kronologik03: Understood?
lilrapboyz08: Can I talk wid ur women?
Kronologik03: for the last time NO
Kronologik03: if I find out you talked to her, I'll kill you
Kronologik03: with a rusty blade
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Yea
Kronologik03: that has been stuck up Queen Latifah's booty crack for 12 years
Kronologik03: OK?
lilrapboyz08: Why I can't get ur cd?
lilrapboyz08: Lol
lilrapboyz08: Ok
lilrapboyz08: But I can't get ur album?
Kronologik03: No, definitely not
Kronologik03: Now please, leave me alone, I need my beauty sleep
Kronologik03: Goodbye timmy
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: and remember.......rusty blade......from latifah's passage.......not been washed......will be used upon thee
lilrapboyz08: Gn
lilrapboyz08: Ttyl twm moring
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Lol
lilrapboyz08: I like ur movie longest yard
Kronologik03: bye timmy
lilrapboyz08: Bye
Basically, Breezy told me about this guy looking for Nelly's screen name on AIM. Obviously isn't the smartest young lad in the world, so I thought I'd make his dream come true.........
lilrapboyz08: Heyy nelly
Kronologik03: hey man whats up, whos this herrrrrrre?
lilrapboyz08: Nellu
lilrapboyz08: Is diz nelly?
Kronologik03: your name is Nellu?
Kronologik03: yeah this is Nelly, straight outta St Louis ya hearrrrrrrrrrrrrd
lilrapboyz08: Nope
lilrapboyz08: My name is cameron
Kronologik03: sup cameron, what can i do for ya
lilrapboyz08: Heyy nelly!
lilrapboyz08: Ue popular dag!
lilrapboyz08: Dawg*
lilrapboyz08: Do u have mike jones screen name?
Kronologik03: nah he's busy at the minute with his plastic friend......
Kronologik03: what can i do for ya?
Kronologik03: you there cameron?
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: Do u have ummm.........50 cent screen name?
Kronologik03: nah man I dont have many other screen names
Kronologik03: Now come on cam, why did you message me? Did you want to feel my nips??
Kronologik03: You aint seen a nip til you seen Nelly's nips
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: So sup?
lilrapboyz08: Are ur praticin rappin?
Kronologik03: yeah you wanna exclusive from my next album?
lilrapboyz08: Yea
Kronologik03: ok, tell me what you think
lilrapboyz08: Umm.........popularworld!
lilrapboyz08: No nelly'popular kids is cameron n kenysen
Kronologik03: Yo my name is Nelly, got lots of fire in my belly
St Lunatics get me so hard I need to use lube and jelly
Kronologik03: Are you cybering with my wifey?
lilrapboyz08: No
Kronologik03: Dont lie to me timmy, I know if you're lying
Kronologik03: Timmy? what have you got to say for yourself?
lilrapboyz08: Oka
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: But I dunno wht her face look like
lilrapboyz08: But I saw her face
lilrapboyz08: In computer
lilrapboyz08: So wht up wid murphy lee and ali and sum of ur gang?
Kronologik03: Hey man, I dont appreciate you cybering with my woman
Kronologik03: Murphy Lee and Ali about to get in your ass you little punk, thats whats up with them
Kronologik03: we know where you live Timmy, be afraid
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: I am
lilrapboyz08: Afriad
Kronologik03: You ever seen the video for batter up?
lilrapboyz08: I'm sorry
Kronologik03: Just imagine the video with your head stuck on the end of one of them solid baseball bats............it could happen if you ever speak to my woman again
lilrapboyz08: So when u will be in bet?
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: Jesus, I've heard more sense come out of people with Tourettes
lilrapboyz08: But fine I can speak 2 ur women abt wht are she doin today?
Kronologik03: When will I be in bet?
lilrapboyz08: Not abt cyberin wid ur women I won't okay I promise
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: I mean start new joint?
Kronologik03: Bwoy if you ever say another word to my woman again I'll make sure you permanently have a plaster attached to your left cheek, right cheek and ass cheek, and it wont be for show like mine
lilrapboyz08: I can't wait 2 see u
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: now fuck off before I lose my temper
Kronologik03: oh and timmy....
lilrapboyz08: I can't talk to her?
lilrapboyz08: Not cyberong
Kronologik03: no, not at all
lilrapboyz08: Juz how was her day
Kronologik03: no
Kronologik03: timmy.....
Kronologik03: I dont want you to talk to my girl, or me, or even buy any of my albums/singles ever again. And if you do, I'll send Murphy and the boys over and they'll anal rape you into next week
Kronologik03: Understood?
lilrapboyz08: Can I talk wid ur women?
Kronologik03: for the last time NO
Kronologik03: if I find out you talked to her, I'll kill you
Kronologik03: with a rusty blade
lilrapboyz08: Yea
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Yea
Kronologik03: that has been stuck up Queen Latifah's booty crack for 12 years
Kronologik03: OK?
lilrapboyz08: Why I can't get ur cd?
lilrapboyz08: Lol
lilrapboyz08: Ok
lilrapboyz08: But I can't get ur album?
Kronologik03: No, definitely not
Kronologik03: Now please, leave me alone, I need my beauty sleep
Kronologik03: Goodbye timmy
lilrapboyz08: Ohh okay
lilrapboyz08: Okay
Kronologik03: and remember.......rusty blade......from latifah's passage.......not been washed......will be used upon thee
lilrapboyz08: Gn
lilrapboyz08: Ttyl twm moring
lilrapboyz08: Okay
lilrapboyz08: Lol
lilrapboyz08: I like ur movie longest yard
Kronologik03: bye timmy
lilrapboyz08: Bye