http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/06/07/kerry.grades.ap/story.bush.kerry.ap.jpg
E100 = first place
E50 = second place

o' yeah, i talked 2 matt jones, and he said he was gonna pay for this--cool guy that matt jones is :D

bush says: fuck you.
kerry says: fuck you back.

Both of them together say: FUCK THAT MATT JONES

Bush : Heres what i think of you and your democratic party and your helping the poor people of the world *blows raspberry*

Kerry: Well Heres what i think of you...you...you...fuckin bastard! *drops mic* *hocks lougie* Now Do Somethin Donkey man!

Kerry: You sassin me boy?
Bush: *thinking to self* His breath smells that of Heinz Catsup. I myself perfer Jack Daniels sauce like my uncle used to make while back at home on the ranch in Colorado Texas. Boy I used to love being in Texas, we had the best winters. I remember once when my father first was elected into office as the vice senator of the United States he would sit me on his lap for hours telling short stories.

^^Wow... That is the best Bush impersonation I've ever read.

let's play that game where we stare deeply into each other's eyes and whoever laughs first, loses....

Kerry==**giggles**

Bush--I can see some sort of streak here....

Announcer: OK George, your word is 'CAT'
Bush: "........................"
*BUZZER*
Announcer: I'm sorry George, you are out of time. If Kerry gets this right, he wins the presidential election. Please spell 'CAT' Mr Kerry.
Kerry: Haha, George is an idiot. It's a trick question, there's a silent Q at the beginning.
George: Damn college boy

Bush: I challenge you to a battle:
6Bars
3-0 KO
4-1 TKO
First to five
House rules

Kerry: You gon get yo redneck ass sonned.

KERRY: "So George what do you think of my manifesto"
BUSH: "ARGHHHAHARAGARAGAAHRRAGAGARAAR Im a Street Light"

Bush: I look Better than u
Kerry: u dont
Bush: i cook better than u
Kerry: u cant
Bush: my dick is bigger than urz
Kerry: *looks down at dick* wat about now
Bush: oh.........

HAHAHAH!!!! nice 1 NIKEL

Bush:U can't govern dis country
Kerry:Yes i can.Look how u govern it
Bush:Get off my dick
Kerry:to late im on your wifes dick
Bush:I already fuck'd ur wife
Kerry:Yeah.Cuz u spend ur time playin with terrorism.And u didn't had time to fuck ur dad
Bush:......
Kerry:Now ur small and gay.So please shut up.

Bush talks with da izzle
http://www.gizoogle.com/media/bushizzle.jpg

LoL @ Nickel and Krypton...

^^thanx gurl *reps*, when r we gunna know the winners

later on 2day

Bush: Back then hoes didn't want me now im hot hoes all on me Back then hoes didn't
want me now im hot hoes all on me

Kerry : I said Back then hoes didn't want me now im hot hoes all on me Back then hoes didn't want me now im hot hoes all on me


Both: What's his name. MIKE JONES

LoL^ The fact that I have an odd enough imagination to actually picture them sayin' that, is funny... But the Mike Jones thing is getting old... :(

*reps Nickel* :)

thank u^^^. @ first that mike jones shit had me laughin but then again it is old. nice attempt tho

I'll take the 2nd place. That's 50.

uhh theres some more thats funny 2 u know. but urz was a good chuckle

nope i am 2nd. nobody can beat me other then you. :)


but if i happen to be last, fuck it i am still 2nd in my book

i have to decide who the winner is...........
moo who ha ha ha ha ha , moo who ha ha ha ha ha, moo who ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha

Bush: I challenge you to a battle:
6Bars
3-0 KO
4-1 TKO
First to five
House rules

Kerry: You gon get yo redneck ass sonned.

BkBrawla :: You both forgot your links.....

Bush and Kerry together :: Shut up, ugly

Bush:........................
Kerry:......................
Bush:.....................
Kerry:...................
Bush:...............*slaps kerry and runs* haha im george bush bitch

blah

BkBrawla :: You both forgot your links.....

Bush and Kerry together :: Shut up, ugly


lmao!.........

Kerry: Can't you feel it? Your eyes are gettin all dried out, you know you wanna blink. blink blink blink
Bush: Damn, my nose itches, no, concentrate...on...not...blinking

Kerry: You and I are like Ying and Yang
Bush: Boy, I love them Ying Yang Twins!

both in voices from 2D TV:

Bush: I wanna push the red button
Kerry: No! I wanna push the red button

pity you cant put this on photo bucket cos i know mine at least would be funnier if you could actually see it.

so who won

^ nobody. haha he went MIA. But you should. then me. :D

50 bucks come on roll on into my account so i can give it to that bitch breezy and she can buy her self a new E Dildo :)

yeah, my bad-- i got shot yesterday-- had to spend the day in the hospital :(
but the winners are............................................... ....

































































1st place = nickel
and for the upset 2nd


















jx3k

and it wont let me give out money-- it says there is none left :(
i'll just give rep

LMAO @ jx3k. his shti was wack. there was about 5 more that were better. U bitch

yeah, there were but shit happens and i didnt feel like lookin thru them, my arm hurts :(

Bush Says Unzip Me
Kerry Says Mmmmmmm

^^^^^Black Ice says: its finished, your to late so fuck off. lol.

yea i won but i want my money muthafucka

i Want My Muthafuckin Money Nigga

Kerry: My political views isn't the only thing that flip-flops
Bush: *chuckles* Is that so?
Kerry: Yeah, wait 'til you see my....DICK!
Bush: Hold on, Dick Cheney's my running mate...