View Full Version : David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 02:53 AM David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
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>> 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
>> 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
>> 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
>> 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
>> 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
>> 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
>> 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
>> 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
>> 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
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>> AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
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>> 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN
this is his list. lol not mine so i don't want to see any you are racist comments.
Wreckin Eyez 06-13-2005, 02:55 AM BULLSHIT!!!
You can too wear a helmet sideways. :mad:
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 02:57 AM i wear mine backwards but i dont make it to far.
.Breezy 06-13-2005, 03:00 AM LoL..I found this funny I'm not too sure why...
Wreckin Eyez 06-13-2005, 03:02 AM Because you're a psycho little elf.
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 03:03 AM who made the sig for elves united. Looks nice.
lmfao...............good list
.Breezy 06-13-2005, 03:06 AM Sad sad sad sad sadistyk made the sig... you're jealous.. aren't you?!.. ;)
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 03:09 AM i would have been if you made it but since it was sad, i am not anymore. :D
Multiplaxed, 06-13-2005, 05:02 AM >> 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
There are sponsors for Cadillac, it's just that they are conglomerates and under different names.
>> 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN
That's what happens in Nascar right? It doesn't make sense.
Plus, here's a black Nascar driver
http://www.chaseaustin.net/albums/asphalt/ChaseNSide2.jpg
Strat! 06-13-2005, 06:22 AM ^ He looks......happy
But lmmfao at most of them
Lol funny list...except the last one...it just makes sense to bail...
F02936GF12 06-13-2005, 11:19 AM Thank you!: @ multi
im sorry but i got jus a lil offended im tending to do that a lot these days for some reason. it was funny tho, maybe just if a black person said it.
The Obscured 06-13-2005, 11:42 AM id like to be the first black nascar woman driver lol...but i dont wanna race unrealistic cars..
but yeah, most of that shit is true
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 12:35 PM Dave Chappelles Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
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>> 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
>> 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
>> 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
>> 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
>> 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
>> 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
>> 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
>> 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
>> 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
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>> AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
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>> 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN
Are you feeling better superman now.
The Spectrum 06-13-2005, 12:58 PM http://www.chaseaustin.net/albums/asphalt/ChaseNSide2.jpg
^^that guy is about as black as Tiger Woods.....plus he's a flamer, and I aint just talking about his pants
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
all of them were funny except that one.......that one killed the whole joke
matter of fact it was stupid, only a fucking cracker could of wrote that
NaCirema_NY 06-13-2005, 01:17 PM ^Word...And I Agree With Quiz...Was A Little Offensive, But I Guess We Do The Same Shit To The Crackers, So Fuck...It Is What It Is...
*Leaves Thread*
Xkwisite 06-13-2005, 04:44 PM .......I don't mind the stereotype humor.......but its not that funny coming from Mr. Letterman......
Unfortunately.......Some White people dont get the privelige to clown on black folk.....
D-Illar-1 06-13-2005, 04:48 PM ^Amen to that...
NaCirema_NY 06-13-2005, 04:49 PM Word...The List Would've Been Accepted Better If It Were Titled, "10 Reasons Why Rappers Can't Drive In Nascar" Or Some Shit...Cause This Was Beyond Stereotypical...I Mean, The Whole 'Ho' Thing...Who Says Every Black Person Has Hoes? The Pistol Thing, Like We're Seen As Just Some Stupid Violent Niggas Who Ride Around Is Cars All Day, Y'Namean...This Shit Is Too Degrading...At Least When We Make Fun Of THEM, It's Actually About TRUE Shit...I Donno, Fuck It...Next Is 'Top 10 Reasons Why White People Should Be Able To Use The Word 'Nigger'" Or Some Shit...Just Not Funny...
ok i take "lmfao" back......going over it its pertty stereotypical.....and it sounds kinda fucked up coming from david letterman
Otpisani 06-13-2005, 05:02 PM got in the email from somebody i have no clue who ... just thought it would make some bitchin and i was right
SomethingAwfl 06-13-2005, 05:15 PM hahahah.....
Standard 06-13-2005, 05:25 PM Its a joke, black comedians, white comedians, hispanic comedians... they're all cracking on different races, its not meant to be taken seriously, and nobody is going to refer to that list as proof of why there are not many black nascar drivers. Just like everyone should know that those types of jokes are intentionally based off of stereotypes.
rolandbishop 06-14-2005, 10:37 PM At Least When We Make Fun Of THEM, It's Actually About TRUE Shit...
read that a few times really hard you dumb shit.
T1Oracle 06-14-2005, 11:08 PM Is Letterman trying to call me white?
NaCirema_NY 06-15-2005, 01:26 AM read that a few times really hard you dumb shit.
No, Go Confirm Your Fucking E-Mail, And While You At It, Change That Gay Ass Name Of Yours, You Fucking Faggot...Shmsh...NOOB Niggas...
Vokals 06-15-2005, 04:33 AM There are sponsors for Cadillac, it's just that they are conglomerates and under different names.
That's what happens in Nascar right? It doesn't make sense.
Plus, here's a black Nascar driver
http://www.chaseaustin.net/albums/asphalt/ChaseNSide2.jpg
u ruin everything :(
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