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hhh_dean
06-23-2005, 10:14 AM
i thought (cos i was bored) that maybe if anyone feels like it, just post a joke for everyone to read, or a few jokes...

no freeposting or any shit, just post if u have a joke

al start it off with one


2 eggs in a frying pan
egg 1: bloddy hell mann, its hot in here
egg 2: FUCK ME a talkign egg!

hhh_dean
06-23-2005, 10:15 AM
Doctor doctor thsi is a pointless thread
Looks to me like you have a serious case of freeposting

.Blessed
06-26-2005, 10:48 PM
what do you call a death person....
call what the fuck you want they wont here you

a man walked in to a bar and said *ouch*

doctor doctor i have 10 fucking seconds to live....
ill be with you in a miniut

wack jokes i no lol

PAX DECEPTICVS
06-27-2005, 04:39 AM
Q: What's the difference between the French and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.

soulchild
06-27-2005, 07:53 AM
'whats the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper'

Person answer: 'dont no'

'hoooor motherfuker so your the one'

.Blessed
06-27-2005, 07:55 AM
lmao thats funny ima try that on one of my mates haha

.Blessed
06-27-2005, 10:23 AM
knok knok
*whoas there*....
woo...
*woowho* ..
nigga dont get exited its only a joke

$tyle$
06-27-2005, 02:29 PM
i dont think we can qualify these as jokes, i read this shit and it makes me wana out the .44 to my head

.Blessed
06-27-2005, 02:34 PM
dont read um then its simple!!

D^Coy
06-27-2005, 03:19 PM
i dont think we can qualify these as jokes, i read this shit and it makes me wana out the .44 to my head Make it a doublebarrel shotgun.

-racist joke (if you get easily offended, i won't give a fuck cause i already warned you)-

How do you fit 5 cuban in a shoe box?




















































Tell them it's a raft.

-NoX-
06-27-2005, 06:50 PM
2 fish in a tank. 1 says to the other 'how do we drive this?'

Q. What you call a psychic dwarf on the run?

A. A small medium at large

------

2 bags of sick are on a back of a truckin a really poor housing estate. 1 bag of sick says to the other

'you look upset,whats wrong?'. The other replies 'i was brought up around here'

Pariah Liberal
06-28-2005, 12:59 AM
uh........

hhh_dean
06-28-2005, 08:22 AM
whats small and blue and sits in a corner?











A dead baby

haha....
Whats small and green and sits in a corner?









Same baby 2 weeks later

.Blessed
06-28-2005, 08:29 AM
hahahah aaaaahhhhha NO^^^

PAX DECEPTICVS
06-29-2005, 05:40 PM
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends how hard you throw them.

DaBom
07-02-2005, 05:46 PM
how many women does it take to change a light bulb?

none, the bitch can cook in the dark

Niss
08-08-2006, 01:51 AM
^rOfl^

*rep'n*

SILENT KILLER
08-08-2006, 01:56 AM
Who Killed The Baby

Me

Niss
08-08-2006, 02:01 AM
OoOoOoO.........

SILENT KILLER
08-08-2006, 02:02 AM
I Sliced That Bitch In Little Pieces

.3-Clips.
08-08-2006, 02:13 AM
who carries a knife, wears a white mask, fucks dead bitches, and is goin to hell?

*not micheal myers----*




































































JimmyWhite!!!!!!

SILENT KILLER
08-08-2006, 02:16 AM
You Know Your Right Im Not Going To Hell Im In Hell Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

christian_jones
08-09-2006, 04:52 PM
An Asian joke-Lost In Translation


An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"





if u didnt get it "fluctuations" in the asian way is "fuck you asians"

JimmyWhite
08-09-2006, 06:44 PM
I Am Going To Hell

K

How Did Helen Keller Lose Her Virginity?

Her Parents Left The Plunger In The Toilet.

How Did Helen Keller Break Her Arms?

Trying To Read Road Signs At 40 Miles An Hour.

Why Does Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants?

So You Can Read Her Lips.

What Did Jimmy Say To The Corpse?

I'd Ask If I Can Hit It From The Back, But I Got A Strange Feeling You Wont Answer Me.

.3-Clips.
08-09-2006, 06:51 PM
I Am Going To Hell
Why Does Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants?

So You Can Read Her Lips.

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lmao...u are goin to hell=))

Niss
08-09-2006, 09:52 PM
I Am Going To Hell

What Did Jimmy Say To The Corpse?

I'd Ask If I Can Hit It From The Back, But I Got A Strange Feeling You Wont Answer Me.

..............

*rep'd*

Psynyde
08-10-2006, 02:17 AM
What did they say to the producers of Brokeback Mountian after they didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture?










There is no shame in coming in second

Da Hook
08-10-2006, 05:17 AM
Des Aint Funny

..::It Is What It Is::..

Niss
08-10-2006, 06:47 AM
lol......

eveseh
08-10-2006, 12:51 PM
nice jokes,but dont have some now.hehehe

SILENT KILLER
08-10-2006, 12:55 PM
i dont ether