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hhh_dean 06-23-2005, 10:14 AM i thought (cos i was bored) that maybe if anyone feels like it, just post a joke for everyone to read, or a few jokes...
no freeposting or any shit, just post if u have a joke
al start it off with one
2 eggs in a frying pan
egg 1: bloddy hell mann, its hot in here
egg 2: FUCK ME a talkign egg!
hhh_dean 06-23-2005, 10:15 AM Doctor doctor thsi is a pointless thread
Looks to me like you have a serious case of freeposting
.Blessed 06-26-2005, 10:48 PM what do you call a death person....
call what the fuck you want they wont here you
a man walked in to a bar and said *ouch*
doctor doctor i have 10 fucking seconds to live....
ill be with you in a miniut
wack jokes i no lol
PAX DECEPTICVS 06-27-2005, 04:39 AM Q: What's the difference between the French and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
soulchild 06-27-2005, 07:53 AM 'whats the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper'
Person answer: 'dont no'
'hoooor motherfuker so your the one'
.Blessed 06-27-2005, 07:55 AM lmao thats funny ima try that on one of my mates haha
.Blessed 06-27-2005, 10:23 AM knok knok
*whoas there*....
woo...
*woowho* ..
nigga dont get exited its only a joke
$tyle$ 06-27-2005, 02:29 PM i dont think we can qualify these as jokes, i read this shit and it makes me wana out the .44 to my head
.Blessed 06-27-2005, 02:34 PM dont read um then its simple!!
D^Coy 06-27-2005, 03:19 PM i dont think we can qualify these as jokes, i read this shit and it makes me wana out the .44 to my head Make it a doublebarrel shotgun.
-racist joke (if you get easily offended, i won't give a fuck cause i already warned you)-
How do you fit 5 cuban in a shoe box?
Tell them it's a raft.
-NoX- 06-27-2005, 06:50 PM 2 fish in a tank. 1 says to the other 'how do we drive this?'
Q. What you call a psychic dwarf on the run?
A. A small medium at large
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2 bags of sick are on a back of a truckin a really poor housing estate. 1 bag of sick says to the other
'you look upset,whats wrong?'. The other replies 'i was brought up around here'
Pariah Liberal 06-28-2005, 12:59 AM uh........
hhh_dean 06-28-2005, 08:22 AM whats small and blue and sits in a corner?
A dead baby
haha....
Whats small and green and sits in a corner?
Same baby 2 weeks later
.Blessed 06-28-2005, 08:29 AM hahahah aaaaahhhhha NO^^^
PAX DECEPTICVS 06-29-2005, 05:40 PM How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends how hard you throw them.
DaBom 07-02-2005, 05:46 PM how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none, the bitch can cook in the dark
SILENT KILLER 08-08-2006, 01:56 AM Who Killed The Baby
Me
SILENT KILLER 08-08-2006, 02:02 AM I Sliced That Bitch In Little Pieces
.3-Clips. 08-08-2006, 02:13 AM who carries a knife, wears a white mask, fucks dead bitches, and is goin to hell?
*not micheal myers----*
JimmyWhite!!!!!!
SILENT KILLER 08-08-2006, 02:16 AM You Know Your Right Im Not Going To Hell Im In Hell Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa
christian_jones 08-09-2006, 04:52 PM An Asian joke-Lost In Translation
An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"
if u didnt get it "fluctuations" in the asian way is "fuck you asians"
JimmyWhite 08-09-2006, 06:44 PM I Am Going To Hell
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How Did Helen Keller Lose Her Virginity?
Her Parents Left The Plunger In The Toilet.
How Did Helen Keller Break Her Arms?
Trying To Read Road Signs At 40 Miles An Hour.
Why Does Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants?
So You Can Read Her Lips.
What Did Jimmy Say To The Corpse?
I'd Ask If I Can Hit It From The Back, But I Got A Strange Feeling You Wont Answer Me.
.3-Clips. 08-09-2006, 06:51 PM I Am Going To Hell
Why Does Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants?
So You Can Read Her Lips.
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lmao...u are goin to hell=))
I Am Going To Hell
What Did Jimmy Say To The Corpse?
I'd Ask If I Can Hit It From The Back, But I Got A Strange Feeling You Wont Answer Me.
..............
*rep'd*
Psynyde 08-10-2006, 02:17 AM What did they say to the producers of Brokeback Mountian after they didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture?
There is no shame in coming in second
Da Hook 08-10-2006, 05:17 AM Des Aint Funny
..::It Is What It Is::..
eveseh 08-10-2006, 12:51 PM nice jokes,but dont have some now.hehehe
SILENT KILLER 08-10-2006, 12:55 PM i dont ether
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