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Youll die *on contact* like *anthrax* in *lens-express* noone will be able to ID you cuz dust doesnt register on forensics-tests/
Your the posterboy for latex you bring shaky wordplay and gay-threats that usually dont even make-sense/
Your brains-a-mess, Fallacy known to *kill a beat* when my shots *cross ur heart* like *play-tex*/(1)
Youll never *elevate* like wingless birds wearing a *weight-vest*, your the reason crack and baseheads should practice safe-sex/
Like *thin women obsessing over their weight*, to me (tummy), your a *waist-of-stress*/



Mah girl went and bought diapers when I told her "I am battling Dirtybird so anticipate-a-son," but we'll trade those diapers in for a casket when I activate-my-guns/
ya verse gonna get *ate(8) up* like getting caught in a robbery with *amputated-thumbs*, and I'll leave you *breathless* like having *emancipated-lungs*/
Left your mom bruised-badly after I fucked her for a piece of gum and 2-natties/
I bet you didnt know I concieved you in the back of a 82 caddy, now you can answer your boyfriend when he asks "Whos yr daddy?"/
Ya thats-right, as a matter of fact I was wit your moms last-night, tha shit was mad-tight/
We had the car shaking like a plane on a bad-flight, IM the reason your little sister is half-white(lmmfao)/
This kid gonna bite me and delete the evidence, Ima evict him like a deadbeated resident, your rhymes are *made up* so Im reducing your *foundation* to a heap of sediment/

Like *playing ball with the devil*, you're catching-hell, and throw in *Samuels middle intial* to show tha your gonna *catch-this-L*/
Your style is *generic like Tommy Lee Jones' name* and Bird, u beating me is not in the *Rules-of-Engagement*/(2)
Got this battle in containment, and *NsYC* told me they already looking for your spot in the crews-replacement/
With those lips dawg, I can tell the head'll-be-wild, squish this bug leave him dead-on-the-tile, call me *NYC asbestos* cuz Im putting *lead-in-this-child*/
Hit DIRTY so hard he cougin blood and butter-flys, rip this *lil dick* with a *rough cut* like a *circumcision wit a butter-knife*/<<ROFLMAO
You have cluttered-lines and stutter-lies that get *picked Apart* like *nostrils on an actress*, couldnt fuck wit *elevated cats* w/ *sabertooth fossils* on ya mattress/(3)
Leave you *lickin the canvas* like Davinci on acid, you aint coppin 5 mics cleanin up after *Jurassic*/
Divide ur faction into fractions, my shit is classic, and I expect DB's *snap-back* to have the action of a *stretched out elastic*/
DirtyBird couldnt get *pussy* at Lilith Fair with make up dressed in a minituare, saying u didnt lose holds as much truth as Iraqi information-ministers/
Cut off your torso to get a look at your inners, your no longer *full bodied* like an empty *Guiness*/
This verse is filled with comedic personals to leave db in *stitches*, he'll answer back with a bitten, just admit it bitch, Rass and Oblivion can be 2 witnesses/
Ima *pop* this bitch and leave him *wet* like blisters, heard ur mom is one of your sisters/
You'll really be *in-bread* when I toss your corpse in one of *wonders mixers*, FALLACY is like the finish line, *cross me * your fuckin *finished*/

Your up....

1) play tex cross ur heart is a brand and model of bra beat=heart
(2)Samuel L jackson and Tommy lee jones were in rules of engagement
Tommy lee jones name is made up of 3 very common=generic names
(3) double wordplay picked apart like nostrils
picked a part like actresses

uppin fa his verse

hey fallacy u think u got skillz and can battle me besta watch out cuz i dont topple easily, im rappin ferverishly and deviously, constantly aint nuffin stoppin me, im sellin my green crop for an extensive fee. proper english its what im gonna extinguish talkin with a ghetto tounge, i speake it like i breathe from a lung, besta do somtihn before yo body gets flung. Im frum tha ghetto of my rhymes ill never let go, step up and ill give yah a show, dont just stand there and co-operate come on try n compensate, but chu gotta concentrate,i thought ud be a challange but here i am rippin u like fish in tallons, vodka im drinkin gallons.
real namez jeremy jone, keep runnin yo mouth and im breakin yo bones, as a child i grew up in a ghetto home but it caused my sould to grow and created this steady flo. Us O.G.Z. we rap tah ghetto beatz comin at cha in fleatz, besta watch out or yah might git tah beatz cuz we gotta keep it real we all from tha streets.
Alias dirtybird and despite what yah heard im runnin with the best O.G.Z fuk the rest. a battle of wits against u is easy its like shootin an unarmed man, turn ne hater into a fan, convert 'em all tahs my plan. Fuk writers block i gots many rhymes in stock,i rap u stand there n talk. what i say, i dont do it to impress u i dont it to piss u off n make u angry n yet people thank me, inspired em like guidence even tho i told em id stab em with tridents, spittin such violence nevah silence.
n if u really wanna fight u besta bring it tahnite and u besta bring all yo boyz, ill fuk em up like paper toys, and the only noise will come from yall screams when yah fukin fall, cuz i got teh stength of ten men and tallent taht flows thru me pen.

aight man im done

uppin fa votes

aight

ok. Even though i HATE that gay shit w/ a passion...I'm givin my vote to fallacy. His disses were better...punches were good...bla bla bla. Good battle, though!

*ChiCk LaDy Fdot

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uppin fa votes

Fallacy killed it, especially with the wordplay

"ya verse gonna get ate(8) up like gettin caught in a robbery with amputated thumbs"...............LMFAO that was crazy. Easily won it for you.

The flow seemed a little bit off but you made it up with the killer punches and that spectacular wordplay.

Dirtybird69, you spent more time talkin about yourself than dissin Fallacy and the structuring was awful. Next time try seperating your lines instead of writing in essay form. Like this............

Hey fallacy you think you got skillz and can battle me
BESTA WATCH out cuz I dont topple easily

ya get it?............... stay up and elevate ya game tho' you got potential.1

Anyway my vote= Fallacy

vote - Fallacy

it was a nice battle but fallacy beat this kat in every aspect: wordplay, meta4's, bar structure, punches, vocab, flow. Goddamnit, he ripped him easily. Both emcees keep flowin and stay up. Peace.

3-0 KO
I win

if you lookin for any crews fallacy, Criminal Suspects is recruitin. HOllA.

thanx man but i might roll wit Rass Kass, he offered me a spot when i start battling more