The Obscured
07-04-2005, 03:13 PM
This just in!
Strange cases of the new epidemic Delericea-Swahilli for "Rice Delerium".
What is it? Well lets go to Suzie for more.
Suzie Hernandez from Channel 6 1/2 News
Im here at the last scene of a victom of this "Rice Delerium".
It seems that he was found crouched in a ball on the curb,
and he was constantly repeating "I diddnt know....I just diddnt know....:snif:)
Investgators tried to get more from "Chung" but no more would be told, he was rushed to the nearest hospital.
Pictures and records of this accord were photoed by an unidentified friend of Chung's, who too almost lost himself to Delericea. This is his story.
Uh... huh huh huh....
It all started when we saw the fast and the furious.
All those sweet cars! Chung liked the 3 black civics in the beginning, they were soo fast! After we saw the movie we wanted to be just like them! We wanted 10 second civics with a 4 thousand dollar paint job, bodykit, a computer, nos and everthing! A month later i got my licence and my mom and dad asked me what car intresed me. We went to ca..ca.. CARMAX and... :snif: I saw a black 1998 honda civic! It looked just like the F&F Civics and it was black!
We bought it for $15,200 and I was so happy! I drove around town that night to race and :snif: I raced the following cars and lost by 20 or more car lengths :snif: Trans Am, Mustang GT,a 3000gt vr4, c5 corvette, and a Ford Explorer... I know he was packin nos and more than 1000 horsepower because when i was in 4th gear i was going 75mph! and he was still beating me.
So after that night, 2 weeks later Chung got his Celica! Wow it looked fast. I told him about the night 2 weeks before and :snif: we thought for a long time how this could happen. Then Chungs eyes lit up and he said Looks! All the cars in The Fast and the Furious had bodykits, stickers, bright paint,carbon fiber, lowerd suspension,cool interiors and wings! Wow we GOT TO DO THAT! So we went on ebay and bought it all for only $1,800 dollars and the bodykits came in white so we thought it wouldnt look bad unpainted so we left it be! We installed the Euro lights, kit, racing seat covers, intake, carbon fiber everything,cool aluminum 5" rice, I mean RISE, and the most important thing, our custom magnaflow exhausts! The tips were bigger than my head but well, when we just put so much power in our cars, it needs a very lage opening to breathe, so the exhaust was perfect! And scince our cars were so fast now, we felt it only right by putting the best names of the industry all over ourcars, maybe they will like us and sponsor us! And to top if off, a big red "type R" was fitted next to my civic emblem in the rear. We also put white racing stripes on the hood, carbon fiber of course. It was butiful. We never dynoed, but that night we knew we were well over 700 hp, i mean, look at all the mods we did! So we went back to take on other cars, we crushed this like 70 year old lady in a neon!, We were at the light she looked at us and looked away, the universal signal for race! At the green we burnt her bad, like 10 car lengths! My 1st kill!
We then saw that explorer again, we made eye contact, at the light, ha ha we beat him bad! We looked behind and we saw he took a right turn, we must have scatred him. I had my fill so i told Chung i was going home, he said go ahead and that was the last i saw him.
When i got home i saw the news and saw Chung on the curb... :snif: he-he-he HE was crying!
I called his cell phone and he told me... :sniff: this.
"I was at a red light when a guy in a 1995 Plymouth Voyager with 7 people in it.
The kids in the back were pointing and laughing at my ride, so i got mad and revved up, it sounded sooo loud, the guy laughed and revved back. It was so weak ha ha! I said lets race bitch. He looked hard at me and after a few seconds he said, "ok". We grew silent. The light turned green. I floored it. I flew off the line. I looked in my rearview and i saw nothing! Wow i must have gone so far so fast! T-T-T-THEN i looked to my right and he blew by me! after a while his taillights dissapeared into the night. Thats when i pulled over and got out, and ive been here ever scince. :sniff:."
That was all he said to me.
:SNIFF: I uh :SNIFF: need a minute to colect myself.
(Suzie Hernandez) Take all the time you need honey we saved you, its ok.
its ok, its ok.
Uh hes leaning on ME... uh why is he touching me? Hey thats harass.... Get the FUCKIN CAMRA OUTA MY FACE! YOU MOTH- BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
We seem to have... Technical difficulties right now.
Suzie is alright i asure you, that was an optical allusin you saw, she was in fact petting the young boy, NOT slapping the taste out of his mouth.
Furthermore this leaves me to this.
Delericea is real. It happened to Chung it can happen to you.
Please, be realistic, FWD 1.4 litre cars were not meant to race.
If you must drive an imported racer, please save money and purchace one of the following, EVO VIII, Soubaro WRX STI, Mitsubishi 3000gtvr4, 350z, g35.
BUT those cars still go with procautions listed below.
1. If you think the wing is big, its too big
2. If you think its supposed to help downforce, its too big.
3. If you must get a bodykit, please make sure you have enough money to paint the kit and have it installed professionally.
4. If your exhaust tip is larger than a soda can, ITS too big!
5. If your car sounds like an obnoxious lawn mower, IMMIDEATLY seek help, you may have Delericea!
Our hotlines are up and you can visit www.fightrice.com for help.
Please be safe, Be nice! dont let friends drive rice.
Hennesey~
^^post from fightrice.com
Strange cases of the new epidemic Delericea-Swahilli for "Rice Delerium".
What is it? Well lets go to Suzie for more.
Suzie Hernandez from Channel 6 1/2 News
Im here at the last scene of a victom of this "Rice Delerium".
It seems that he was found crouched in a ball on the curb,
and he was constantly repeating "I diddnt know....I just diddnt know....:snif:)
Investgators tried to get more from "Chung" but no more would be told, he was rushed to the nearest hospital.
Pictures and records of this accord were photoed by an unidentified friend of Chung's, who too almost lost himself to Delericea. This is his story.
Uh... huh huh huh....
It all started when we saw the fast and the furious.
All those sweet cars! Chung liked the 3 black civics in the beginning, they were soo fast! After we saw the movie we wanted to be just like them! We wanted 10 second civics with a 4 thousand dollar paint job, bodykit, a computer, nos and everthing! A month later i got my licence and my mom and dad asked me what car intresed me. We went to ca..ca.. CARMAX and... :snif: I saw a black 1998 honda civic! It looked just like the F&F Civics and it was black!
We bought it for $15,200 and I was so happy! I drove around town that night to race and :snif: I raced the following cars and lost by 20 or more car lengths :snif: Trans Am, Mustang GT,a 3000gt vr4, c5 corvette, and a Ford Explorer... I know he was packin nos and more than 1000 horsepower because when i was in 4th gear i was going 75mph! and he was still beating me.
So after that night, 2 weeks later Chung got his Celica! Wow it looked fast. I told him about the night 2 weeks before and :snif: we thought for a long time how this could happen. Then Chungs eyes lit up and he said Looks! All the cars in The Fast and the Furious had bodykits, stickers, bright paint,carbon fiber, lowerd suspension,cool interiors and wings! Wow we GOT TO DO THAT! So we went on ebay and bought it all for only $1,800 dollars and the bodykits came in white so we thought it wouldnt look bad unpainted so we left it be! We installed the Euro lights, kit, racing seat covers, intake, carbon fiber everything,cool aluminum 5" rice, I mean RISE, and the most important thing, our custom magnaflow exhausts! The tips were bigger than my head but well, when we just put so much power in our cars, it needs a very lage opening to breathe, so the exhaust was perfect! And scince our cars were so fast now, we felt it only right by putting the best names of the industry all over ourcars, maybe they will like us and sponsor us! And to top if off, a big red "type R" was fitted next to my civic emblem in the rear. We also put white racing stripes on the hood, carbon fiber of course. It was butiful. We never dynoed, but that night we knew we were well over 700 hp, i mean, look at all the mods we did! So we went back to take on other cars, we crushed this like 70 year old lady in a neon!, We were at the light she looked at us and looked away, the universal signal for race! At the green we burnt her bad, like 10 car lengths! My 1st kill!
We then saw that explorer again, we made eye contact, at the light, ha ha we beat him bad! We looked behind and we saw he took a right turn, we must have scatred him. I had my fill so i told Chung i was going home, he said go ahead and that was the last i saw him.
When i got home i saw the news and saw Chung on the curb... :snif: he-he-he HE was crying!
I called his cell phone and he told me... :sniff: this.
"I was at a red light when a guy in a 1995 Plymouth Voyager with 7 people in it.
The kids in the back were pointing and laughing at my ride, so i got mad and revved up, it sounded sooo loud, the guy laughed and revved back. It was so weak ha ha! I said lets race bitch. He looked hard at me and after a few seconds he said, "ok". We grew silent. The light turned green. I floored it. I flew off the line. I looked in my rearview and i saw nothing! Wow i must have gone so far so fast! T-T-T-THEN i looked to my right and he blew by me! after a while his taillights dissapeared into the night. Thats when i pulled over and got out, and ive been here ever scince. :sniff:."
That was all he said to me.
:SNIFF: I uh :SNIFF: need a minute to colect myself.
(Suzie Hernandez) Take all the time you need honey we saved you, its ok.
its ok, its ok.
Uh hes leaning on ME... uh why is he touching me? Hey thats harass.... Get the FUCKIN CAMRA OUTA MY FACE! YOU MOTH- BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
We seem to have... Technical difficulties right now.
Suzie is alright i asure you, that was an optical allusin you saw, she was in fact petting the young boy, NOT slapping the taste out of his mouth.
Furthermore this leaves me to this.
Delericea is real. It happened to Chung it can happen to you.
Please, be realistic, FWD 1.4 litre cars were not meant to race.
If you must drive an imported racer, please save money and purchace one of the following, EVO VIII, Soubaro WRX STI, Mitsubishi 3000gtvr4, 350z, g35.
BUT those cars still go with procautions listed below.
1. If you think the wing is big, its too big
2. If you think its supposed to help downforce, its too big.
3. If you must get a bodykit, please make sure you have enough money to paint the kit and have it installed professionally.
4. If your exhaust tip is larger than a soda can, ITS too big!
5. If your car sounds like an obnoxious lawn mower, IMMIDEATLY seek help, you may have Delericea!
Our hotlines are up and you can visit www.fightrice.com for help.
Please be safe, Be nice! dont let friends drive rice.
Hennesey~
^^post from fightrice.com