Schillah: So i was at the bar....u know, the great Dras was there. And thats when dras was the shit! nah mean. So he see's me and says..
Dras: STEPHEN HENRY ! *rips his porno magazine and runs*
Schillah: and im like wtf? this nikka cant be serious...back in the day them pornos were worth millions. So i start chasing him...and when i caught up 2 him this guy has the nerve 2 say
Dras: IM'A BEAT SKEET AND RETREAT! Heheheheheh!! I fucked your sister! Heheheheheheh!!
Schillah: so im like...this guy has lost it...smokin 2 much herbal grass. So I clenched my fists and gave him a good one. Dras all teary eyed looked at me and said
Dras: AHHHH!!! Nigga you ripped page 34!!!!!! That's my favorite section man!!!!!! *cheeks swell* Why you gotta do that for nigga!!! Why!!
Schillah: im like nikka!! ur the one who ripped my magazine!! dude totally forgot.im like dont u remember?
Dras: What magazine nigga!!!! I got this at a carshow man!! Why??
Schillah: so i slapped him and told him dont make me say it again...and showed him the magazine he ripped. What do u have 2 say now?
Dras: Nigga, im hungry man!!!!!..........................Uh, NIGGA YOU RIPPED PAGE 34 MAN!!
Schillah: now im gettin annoyed. So i called his bodyguard over to take him 2 his limo. This guy.....took his bodyguard and..
Dras: The tables have turned schillah! *whispers to bodyguard to take his lock box of porno on the counter*
Schillah: so i see the bodyguard goin to the counter so i flipmode and ganstafied on his ass.....................I pissed on him. All Dras could say was
Dras: Cot' Damn!!!
Schillah: im like yea....i keeps it real. So i turned to piss on dras...then he called some chick over and told her
Dras: Hurry bitch!!! Have sex with Schillah before he waves his wand on me!!! Run bitch run!!
Schillah: i see her drop her panties so i hurry 2 piss on him...but she jumped right on it and all i could hear was dras in the background sayin
Dras: hahahahahahahaha! Too bad she is only 14........Let me go call R Kelly to help you out...................Hi, Robert?
Schillah: next thing i know....r.kelly shows up with a cam..and im like "HAIL NAW"....i cant be seen doin this...so i get up 2 run but then dras did the unthinkable....
Dras: Hey robert! Schillah! Its my turn now!!! *zips down pants* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Watch your eyes niggas!
Schillah: so u know me...i was out....but for some reason....r.kelly starts rubbin up on dras....im like wtf ....what a fruity booty....i waited long enough 2 hear dras say
Dras: Cheya nigga.....wait ........what the fuck!!! Schillah get back here.......Bitches!!! Block the door!
Schillah: so for the first time in my life.......i had to truck a bitch.....first chick came 2 me.....*boom!* move bitch get out the way..then dras yelled somethin to the 2nd chick..
Dras: Move Bitch!!! Get out the way!!!!! I'll take care of this..............*music starts*..............Schillah you ready? Im'a do this on you................Im'a DEATH WALK!!
Schillah: so this nikka starts death walkin on my ass....note the death walk was lethal at that time...so my knees start to buckle and i fell...so dras proceeded and
Dras: Haha, bitches! Take him to the Dras chamber.......we shall meet King X Quiz there..
To be continued...

lmfao ... wtf would other people do with their free time...

lmao.................

Lmmfao...hahahaha wanna see the next one!!

Reminds me of that Chappelle show of RICK JAMES, BITCH

lol......wtf do ppl do on their spare time these dayz!?:confused:

lmao............

ahh man wheres the next installment?

Im Dras bitch!!!!!!!

Fuck Schillah.

Lmfao ... REP , can't wait to read the next adventure.

I honestly don't see the humor in this..


This is so dumb it's about as about as funny as Napolean Dynomite...

LMAO that was hilarious..





^ napoleon dynamite is funny as hell

Napolean dynamite was the wackest movie i've seen in my life..

On no bull, i'd rather watch some disney shit..



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quick question... are you full white?

lmfao ... wtf would other people do with their free time...

Aol Instant Messenger can do wonders..........

Lmmfao....
That was a good waste of 5min...Keep 'em comin'...

Interesting dream.

Interesting dream.
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Originally Posted by Schillah
"Aol Instant Messenger can do wonders.........."

WoOoW.....

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Originally Posted by Schillah
"Aol Instant Messenger can do wonders.........."
It's called creative interpretation. :p Sounds like most dream stories to me, not an eviable one, but a dream notheless.

LMMFAO WOW Nigga....I Actually Thought This Would Be Corny...Maybe I Found It Funny Cuz I'm Watching The Bonus Disc On Season 2...LMMFAO *Rep* But Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite Is Mad Corny...Fuck That Nigga.

THANK YOU SO MUCH to all in this thread who agree how dumb Napolean Dynamite was. except for the part when the uncle threw that steak in his face lmao. oh and the end when he was dancing lmao hahahaha OH and when he threw that girl's pen and ran away lol.

^ lol