View Full Version : Orc Across America, Baby!


Anono
07-18-2005, 09:27 AM
<:-P IT'S AN ORCSTRAVAGANZA!!! <:-P



That's right folks, the great ORCUSANTE of RAPWORLDS.COM is coming to a town near you!!! (probably)

Yes, it's true; due to popular demand (i.e. my girlfriend) I'll be visiting major cities all across the country...For instance:

Providence
New York City
Philadelphia
Baltimore
Washington D.C.
Richmond
Jacksonville
Atlanta
Nashville

And many more!!!


BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

I'll be making this ARDUOUS JOURNEY in my 1986 Chevy G-Van, while accompanied by my infamous CAT!!! (pictured here (http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/showpost.php?p=534641&postcount=4) for your viewing pleasure)


ALSO:

If you would like to request my company (perhaps for a free dinner in support of my cause!!!) just PM me within the next 48 hours, and I may even come visit you! (no autographs)





LoL, so yah Orc Across America wooooohaaaaa okay sir that's right I'm a winner. My final destination will be SEATTLE, WASHINGTON cuz my boy RAY ALLEN said he needs somebody to take the pressure off him so the Sonics cleared up enough cap room to sign me. (that's right fuck you "Jerome James" you can be on one of my posters or something you 1 Series Wonder Knickerbocker Ass Motherfucker fuck yo contract) :cool:

Rick James, Bitch!!!

Anono
07-18-2005, 09:30 AM
Correction (fuck yo edit button I'm too lazy for that shit):

Don't PM me, just post here if you wanna chill with Orcy McFly you crumm bumm crusty ass no style havin' lookin' like Snoop Dogg and Pinky from Next Friday had an anorexic love child ass mothafuckaz.

+peace+

Anono
07-18-2005, 09:37 AM
I was also wondering if I should get my cat a sombrero; iono it just seems like the right thing to do.

He would look so cool sticking his head out the window on the highway while sporting that thing!!!

Strat!
07-18-2005, 09:41 AM
Yup...its official...Orc just lost the plot.

Ezekiel
07-18-2005, 09:54 AM
^^ lmao.......


* Agrees*

F02936GF12
07-18-2005, 10:35 AM
Sure, you can pay me a visit, you know some people end up in DC and dont even say shit to me so yea do that

Anono
07-18-2005, 10:53 AM
HaHa, IIGHT Quizzo hit me up the number is (508)863-3965.

Shit is CRACKIN' like osteoperosis. Ch'yea.

VocabulouS
07-18-2005, 11:43 AM
lol, I was going to do a "Mr. Jefferson Goes To Washington... And Other Places" when I got a car. Atlanta is only 337 miles away from Columbia. Pay me a visit.

SomethingAwfl
07-18-2005, 12:08 PM
I live 45 minutes from NYC.....

Anono
07-18-2005, 12:28 PM
LoL, I'm actually passin' thru Columbia b4 ATL anyways, @ Vocab...

And Alc, I'm not drivin' OUT of my way if you happen to be ON my way then get @ me. +peace+

I-95 South baby, I-95 South...<:-P

VocabulouS
07-18-2005, 12:30 PM
Well let me know so we can meet in a nice, well lit, well populated space (Cant be too sure of the people you meet online... you might rape me) and so I have money at that time. (Ima buy you a hooker)

Aero
07-18-2005, 12:33 PM
I want rose to pay me a visit

Anono
07-18-2005, 12:36 PM
Well let me know so we can meet in a nice, well lit, well populated space (Cant be too sure of the people you meet online... you might rape me) and so I have money at that time. (Ima buy you a hooker)
I want rose to pay me a visit
^LmMfAo...just, LmMfAo...

SomethingAwfl
07-18-2005, 12:36 PM
^^^^Shouldn't you be paying her?

Sota
07-18-2005, 01:42 PM
seattle? shit man thats where im at, where u gonna b there?

Schillah
07-18-2005, 01:49 PM
I live a hour and a few minutes away from nyc....visit.

but if rose is not by ur side....move ur ass to the next city

.Breezy
07-18-2005, 01:51 PM
I was also wondering if I should get my cat a sombrero; iono it just seems like the right thing to do.

Hahah! Awww.. Don't forget ya sponge... :)

The Obscured
07-18-2005, 01:51 PM
stop by Dallas so i can show you how I do on the race track ;)

Anono
07-18-2005, 02:02 PM
seattle? shit man thats where im at, where u gonna b there?
^Near Tacoma @ first, then someplace else in Seattle soon afterwards. I'ma be there in about a week.

I live a hour and a few minutes away from nyc....visit.

but if rose is not by ur side....move ur ass to the next city
^*Drives to next city*

stop by Dallas so i can show you how I do on the race track ;)
^Maybe you missed this part:
I'll be making this ARDUOUS JOURNEY in my 1986 Chevy G-Van, while accompanied by my infamous CAT!!! (pictured here (http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/showpost.php?p=534641&postcount=4) for your viewing pleasure)[/COLOR]

LmAo...

The Obscured
07-18-2005, 02:25 PM
plz nigga, youd park that shit and hop in the 6..Mazda that is. Then we can go to the track. What kinda racin ima do in that van of urs?? lol

maybe you can pick up Dras on the way.

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 06:08 PM
Fuck That Nigga Orc. ORC FUCK YOU! Nigga Got Me Fuckin' Lost And Shit Up In Fall River And My Nigga Manuel Lost In Rhode Island, Nigga I Had To Turn Around And Spend The Night In Providence. How The Fuck Was I Supposed To Call You Back When My Phone Cut Off And I Don't Know Your Number By Heart? Matta Fact, If You Still Tryina Set Shit Up, Holla At Me, Cause I Stay Right Off 95, Before You Get To Richmond...Stop Through And Get Fucked Up...For Gettin My Boy Lost U Faggot! Nah But Fa Real Holla At Me...

Vokals
07-18-2005, 06:10 PM
hell of a road trip...
































i hope ur van breaks down and u get hit by a bus full of nuns :)


have fun

.Breezy
07-18-2005, 06:13 PM
LOL @ NaC....Don't blame it on Jacob.... He didn't kill ya phone battery, he didn't force you to be sendin' me pics.. hahah and he didn't give ya friend Manuel a bad sense of direction. :) Although, I'd for real be mad. :D


Maybe it's my fault.. Or.. Blame it on..."Rell"... =))

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 06:14 PM
Why Is That Funny?...What Are You Laughing About? Anyway Did U Ever Get The Pic Of Me And My Brother?

.Breezy
07-18-2005, 06:21 PM
I don't know what I'm laughing about, the whole idea was just funny to me, I guess. But... I got the picture of...You.... "hey what up yeah I know I look stupid, I don't even like that picture..." =)) and yeah, I got the other pics... :p

Vokals
07-18-2005, 06:25 PM
"hey what up yeah I know I look stupid, I don't even like that picture..."


isnt that everyones sympathetic way for a person to say..no...u look fine?

not hatin on Nac..i used to do that shit too...females always be saying about their pics.."i look ugly or fat" or so on and so forth...so now when someone does that i just agree with them...and their whole sympathy angle is shot...

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 06:34 PM
Nah...I REALLY Ain't Like That Picture...Truss Me, If You Woulda Seen It, You Woulda Known Why...It's Me Sittin In My Car Doin This Dumb Ass Pose...My Sister Took It...Iono I Juss Felt Mad Dumb, But I Ain't Feel Like Takin Any More Pics On My Phone So I Just Kept That One...Plus I Look A Lil Chubby In That One And I Think My Lips Is Ashy...I'm Tryina Figga Out How The Hell I Hook This Shit Up To My Computer Though, It Came With A USB Cord, But Iono It's Too Small...

Wreckin Eyez
07-18-2005, 07:11 PM
I would say something, but I already know you're coming here soo... *shrug*.

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 07:12 PM
Nigga Decrease The Width Of Ya Sig!

Wreckin Eyez
07-18-2005, 07:18 PM
Increase the resolution of your screen.

deleted
07-18-2005, 07:30 PM
Blah.......Jake you KNOW you gonna be stoppin for like 10min each if you visitin people...you need to get here asap....

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 07:33 PM
Yes, Orc Is FINALLY Gonna Get Laid!

Wreckin Eyez
07-18-2005, 07:36 PM
Yeah...

So... Umm... When are you going to lose your V Card?

deleted
07-18-2005, 07:56 PM
^You're mean...shut up both of you :mad:....bitches!



>:/

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 08:03 PM
Ahhhhhhhh Hahahahah Nigga Driving For Pussy...LMMFAO I Say We Each Give Him A Condom When He Stop Through Our Town...LMMFAO Pussy Road Trip...No Pun Intended, But He DID Say He Bringin His Cat With Him Too...

deleted
07-18-2005, 08:06 PM
Nac, he's comin to STAY in seattle...

:D

BkBrawla
07-18-2005, 08:11 PM
The fuck i want to meet a goffy 35 yr old white dude....when you get to richmond ..keep driving ,Bitch :)

Anono
07-18-2005, 08:16 PM
STUPHOO @ All of you useless bastards.

iWin. *B-Boy Stance In Sihlouette*

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 09:44 PM
im gonna smack your fugly ass when you come to DC....hit me up

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 09:44 PM
The fuck i want to meet a goffy 35 yr old white dude....when you get to richmond ..keep driving ,Bitch :)



LMAO.....bk wins bk wins lol

deleted
07-18-2005, 09:48 PM
Wow...Jake's gonna see you before me.
Traitor!

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 09:50 PM
alex get on aim

deleted
07-18-2005, 09:51 PM
alex get on aim


Can't..not at the right computer..


:(

You're a traitor..

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 09:52 PM
how the fuck am i a traitor???

deleted
07-18-2005, 09:53 PM
how the fuck am i a traitor???


Lmao *hugs*

Calm down :cool:

I'll hit ya up on AIM tomorrow...

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 09:56 PM
had a bad day.....sorry....i'll talk to ya later then

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 09:58 PM
Hey You're Ugly.

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 10:01 PM
hey....you're gay

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 10:04 PM
Um...Who Was Talking To This Nigga? ^ Is He Talking To Me? Who The FUCK Are You?

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 10:09 PM
i could ask the same....you been here for what 2 months...and think your the shit? fuck outta here with that

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 10:12 PM
Who Said I Think I'm The Shit? Aaaaaaaaaaah Man...You're Just Mad Because Your Moms Pussy Taste Like Peanut Butter But Oh I Guess That's Because She Fucked Yout Dog In The Ass With A Grape Popsicle The Kind Where You Put It In The Freezer And U Take It Out And Try To Open It With Your Mouth But U Have To Use The Scissors Oh No Nigga My Underwear Got Legs On Them U Freaky Faggot I Heard This Nigga Pees In A Bucket Then Uses It For Dishwater U Cock Boy Ur A Ass Spelunker, U Know That?

NFURNO
07-18-2005, 10:13 PM
you said that already.....think of something new....child.....

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 10:18 PM
I Wanted Everybody To See, Honey.

deleted
07-18-2005, 10:20 PM
No fighting!!!!!!!!!!!

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Alexandra's Weave Is Made Out Of 100% Pure RAT ASS...I Heard Orc Likes To Whack Off, Then Bungee Jump With The Cord Wrapped Around His Penis, Because He Thinks That'll Make It Longer..But What's Funny Is How Rose Likes To Shit Outside Because She Is A Conservative Tree Hugging Bitch That Likes Fertilizer And My Mommy Says That Pop Tarts Are Nigger Candy Like Eating Mike And Ikes Look Like Multicolor Boogers And My Dick Used To Have Bumps On It But That Was Only Cuz I Shaved With Scissors And Whipped Cream.

deleted
07-18-2005, 10:26 PM
Don't you mean "Emotionz?"


:)

NaCirema_NY
07-18-2005, 10:29 PM
No Emotionz Is A Baby Fat Face Ugly White Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial Burned In The Hair No Ass Chimpmunk Alvin Bitch With Herpes On Her Mouth And Large Areolas With No Nipples But She Eats PB & J Sandwhiches While She Has A Picnic In The Bathroom Like Yogi And Her Little Tea Party Crumpet Faggotry Lessons With Elton John And Harry Potter Books But I Am Too Spontaneous And I Am Dee Best Rapper On Dis Sight Cuz None Of U Niggars Can See Me Its Like U Got Sunglasses On And My Skin Shade Is That Of Schilla's Fool, And My Butt Has A Lot Of Hair In It, But That's Only Cause My Mommy Says That's Really My Face, And It's My Goateee.

Wreckin Eyez
07-19-2005, 12:35 AM
You are a very strange individual Nac.

NFURNO
07-19-2005, 12:45 AM
dont suger coat....


he's fucking weird

NaCirema_NY
07-19-2005, 01:19 AM
Hahahahah Nigga I've Lost My Fucking Mind!

.Breezy
07-19-2005, 01:27 AM
Your Moms Pussy Taste Like Peanut Butter But Oh I Guess That's Because She Fucked Yout Dog In The Ass With A Grape Popsicle The Kind Where You Put It In The Freezer And U Take It Out And Try To Open It With Your Mouth But U Have To Use The Scissors Oh No Nigga My Underwear Got Legs On Them U Freaky Faggot I Heard This Nigga Pees In A Bucket Then Uses It For Dishwater U Cock Boy Ur A Ass Spelunker, U Know That?

My Mommy Says That Pop Tarts Are Nigger Candy Like Eating Mike And Ikes Look Like Multicolor Boogers And My Dick Used To Have Bumps On It But That Was Only Cuz I Shaved With Scissors And Whipped Cream.

No Emotionz Is A Baby Fat Face Ugly White Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial Burned In The Hair No Ass Chimpmunk Alvin Bitch With Herpes On Her Mouth And Large Areolas With No Nipples But She Eats PB & J Sandwhiches While She Has A Picnic In The Bathroom Like Yogi And Her Little Tea Party Crumpet Faggotry Lessons With Elton John And Harry Potter Books But I Am Too Spontaneous And I Am Dee Best Rapper On Dis Sight Cuz None Of U Niggars Can See Me Its Like U Got Sunglasses On And My Skin Shade Is That Of Schilla's Fool, And My Butt Has A Lot Of Hair In It, But That's Only Cause My Mommy Says That's Really My Face, And It's My Goateee.

...lmfao... WoW are you okay?... No of course you're not.. Stupid question. :mad:

NaCirema_NY
07-19-2005, 01:30 AM
LMMFAO I Was Having Fun Nigga...

Anono
07-20-2005, 06:43 PM
Da Fuck...?

LmAo...well yeah...iono...I'm prolly not stoppin' anywherez now...