View Full Version : Rep to whoever comes up with the funniest reason Wun is leaving RW


F02936GF12
08-08-2005, 09:10 PM
someone said didnt pay the internet bill

I say he got a girlfriend.

Dirty Frank
08-08-2005, 09:11 PM
Or Boyfriend?

F02936GF12
08-08-2005, 09:14 PM
^lmao


Giggidy!

Kronologik
08-08-2005, 09:15 PM
He's going to join a gay cult with Nukleus and Con~Vict in Islamabad, for which he will most probably get arrested for and realise his ultimate dream of getting abused in jail by mysterious, sweaty strangers

-NoX-
08-08-2005, 09:16 PM
Cuz he found out that after 5 gold stars, there ain't no more

F02936GF12
08-08-2005, 09:20 PM
^lmao


cuz he found out 94 was the limit

BusterHymen
08-08-2005, 09:22 PM
He's worshiping cows in Istanbul where they've started their own church.... p.s. they also worship statuettes of Roseanne...

Kronologik
08-08-2005, 09:22 PM
Lmfao @ Roseanne

Killed It!

F02936GF12
08-08-2005, 09:25 PM
Omg @ Roasanne Lmao

Mr.Swift420
08-08-2005, 10:42 PM
i no why wurm is gunna left and its cos rapsWorlds isent the same as it uset to be and now hes just tiered of so meny noobys always dont no about enything and they talk a shit all the time and so he cant take it enymor and if he made a thred to batel in then som othur peeple didnt vote in ther and now hes relly mad about it and he cant do enything about it but just leve so he did

-KaZ-
08-08-2005, 10:46 PM
ok?

anyway he left because he stopped paying his interent bill so he could renew his supscription to playboy--hes lonely-therefor the name won.-he is the lonliest one

T1Oracle
08-09-2005, 08:05 PM
To pick up his Ike-one purchase.


j/k :p

funk_M
08-09-2005, 08:12 PM
He's gone to try and break the world record for the longest wank induced coma....stocking up on interracial deaf midget porn as we type....

X-NINE
08-09-2005, 08:13 PM
uh.....he left to go film a documentary about chavs???



give me rep, now nigga..

funk_M
08-09-2005, 08:18 PM
He's gone to find where Silybumsex lives and beat the shit out of him?

Kronologik
08-09-2005, 08:20 PM
uh.....he left to go film a documentary about chavs???



give me rep, now nigga..

There's only one type of rep that quote is worthy of.....

Hint: It's not positive

Dirty Frank
08-09-2005, 08:24 PM
After watching Willy Wonkas: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory...




















Multi went in search for his true love...



































For of the Umpa Lumpas... :(

Blazе
08-09-2005, 09:32 PM
He left because he moved to Ireland after he got married to his finacee Sarah. Here she is at her bridal shower with her friends, she's the one in the yellow Steelers shirt:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/akridrot/hamface.jpg

Sadly, .Wun was killed in a rollover accident on his honeymoon...

Xkwisite
08-09-2005, 10:13 PM
......his branch of Al Queda Is Calling Him To War.....





:(

T1Oracle
08-09-2005, 10:19 PM
^ Awww... and the winner is! I hope he doesn't see that one.

Vokals
08-09-2005, 11:14 PM
he was linked with Al Qaida..



dunno if that was said...just dont wanna read everyone elses

F02936GF12
08-09-2005, 11:19 PM
^it was and was worded much better

Vokals
08-09-2005, 11:45 PM
oh well..i am lazy









he lost his red dot and is now disowned from his family b.c he tried to replace it w/ a crayola marking

PAX DECEPTICVS
08-10-2005, 03:04 AM
he lost his red dot and is now disowned from his family b.c he tried to replace it w/ a crayola marking


Hahahahaha




Immigration caught up with him and are now doing a scheme where they send em all back to France

X-NINE
08-10-2005, 03:43 AM
Admit It, MIne Was The Funniest and most innovative...lol


He Prolly Is Like Studying Chavs N Shit, And Getting Redy To Put Up A Documentary About Chavs On The Discovery Channel Or Sum Shit

funk_M
08-10-2005, 04:16 AM
still not funny

BusterHymen
08-10-2005, 09:30 AM
He won a hotdog eating contest with his ass and it's been said the government did a probe in the issue with the issue being his anus and they found bones believed to be Jimmy Hoffa lodged in his O-Rings, so now he's in a top secret lab in the Arizona desert until they can dig deeper into the heart of the issue and settle the matter...

Pariah Liberal
08-10-2005, 09:39 AM
his period has backed up and he had to go see a doctor and the doctor said he needs to stop getting sonned in rap so he figures if he leaves here it'll slow down

ruffrocca
08-10-2005, 10:24 AM
Miss Trezz gave him crabs and he's running out of ointment

Controversy
08-10-2005, 10:32 AM
cuz bush declared war on him after finding out his wife was the weapon of mass destruction

Dominate
08-10-2005, 12:33 PM
red dots are for hindus... not muslims... geez...

Ummm... I say puberty finally got the better of him & his raging hormone levels have caused him to develop an acute case of "grizzly-bear back" syndrome... and he now has to undergo extensive laser surgery to have the hair removed... (waxing was ruled out as an option after the first test strip revealed an underlying 'screeching pansy' sydrome)

MCD
08-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Wun is really a public alias for the notorious Super hero *bum buh nuh nuhhhh* TESTICLE MAN!..with his mighty sacks of steel, Pubic defence mechanism and stupendous speed (Testicle man can fill a hole in 10 seconds kiddies;)) ..he strives to destroy evil at the scratch of a bollock.
However. Recently he has recieved some bad publicity. Amatuer Camera man Kronologik, captured Testical Man performing what at first glance, looks like a lewd act on a young child. Testical Man had been defending Rapworlds City from evil supervillain X-Jizz last month, when the battle spilled into a near by Recreation Park. X-Jizz had just launched his powerful Burger Nipple Napalm which was deflected by Testical Man's Scrotum Shield. It was then Testical Man decided to 'go in for the kill' and finish off X-Jizz with his super dooper Skeet-Ray. Unfortunately, testical Man misjudged the angle of ejaculation and steered his seedy fuck-goo all over the face of young Timmy Smith, aged 9, giving him an unwanted facial. Trust me, this did nothing for his complexion and His mother was not best pleased.
Unfortunately for him, Kronologik had captured the moment of impact on his camera, which was then leaked to the internet and the press.
Timmy Smith's family are planning to use the picture in a court of law to seek justice for what they call "an act of testosterone charged mallice"
in a press statement, Mrs Smith, Timmy's mother said:
"I cant believe this has happened. My son is only 9 years old and I think it's disgusting and sickening how he has been subjected to this act of perverted idiocy.
He was quite simply shocked and still has the salty taste of Testical Man's secretion lingering in his mouth.
He has nightmares about it. He wakes up screaming, wiping his face desperately. I have to slide my finger in his ass and let him suck my thumb before he falls back to sleep"
Testical man declined to give a press statement and answer any questions.
I believe it is this shameful act which has forced him to leave rapworlds.

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
08-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Right......

T1Oracle
08-10-2005, 10:15 PM
LMAO@Dom and ROTFLMAO@MCD, although the latter one made even less sense. Oh well. Emo's version sucked. :\

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
08-10-2005, 10:16 PM
^ so did yours...:mad:

Boo you whore!

T1Oracle
08-10-2005, 10:18 PM
It turned out that the Wun made all of those threads because he has a secrete fetish for chavs. Because of that, he ran off to marry me :D
^ That's much better. *reps emo*

†Ðîvîñîtÿ†
08-10-2005, 10:23 PM
^ LMAO...

yeah..hmm.. alot of people have said that will happen one day:|







I got one i got one..:



mushood* had to leave because denz ordered him away to never return to the magical kingdom of pussies and fairies because hes a power abusing git who became power obsessed... denz didnt like someone trying to replace his possision as "God"























O yeah... and because rapworlds gets boring after nearly 3 years.

TheBhranz
08-11-2005, 01:27 AM
oooh oooh i got the funniest one ...


b/c he finally made it big & got signed!

:eek:
^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now that's funny, like that'd ever happen :eek:


<~>


(j/p)

LattO
08-11-2005, 02:14 AM
Nigga's village got seized.

Blazе
08-11-2005, 02:23 AM
^Lol, that's good...

F02936GF12
08-11-2005, 03:18 AM
yea it was lmao

Wreckin Eyez
08-11-2005, 04:31 AM
His last bleaching went bad and now has to be followed up by years of skin therapy treatments.

(You'd have to know him to understand)

Legendary
08-11-2005, 10:51 PM
he wanted attention so he said he was leaving but will eventually come back on an alias because he lives and breathes rapworlds

-B- The Ol G
08-12-2005, 10:48 AM
someone said didnt pay the internet bill

I say he got a girlfriend.


lol that was me!

Xela
08-12-2005, 09:44 PM
He;s gonna take a drip to rapdogs.com because he'll be in the pound. Just the cool guy he is/

Kronologik
08-12-2005, 09:45 PM
^ That was possible the lamest one so far :(

Xela
08-12-2005, 10:05 PM
Exacly why I said it.

.Breezy
08-12-2005, 10:15 PM
He;s gonna take a drip to rapdogs.com because he'll be in the pound. Just the cool guy he is/

Well.. If flashlight would unhandcuff multi from his bed and take his dick outta multis ass..... maybe he could come back.. :(

Blazе
08-13-2005, 04:02 AM
^^^^^^^^^Ouch, lol....

MCD
08-13-2005, 06:17 PM
I cybered with flashlight

Kronologik
08-13-2005, 07:43 PM
Nah, you cybered with A flashlight :(

Dominate
08-14-2005, 02:57 AM
LoL...

who's flashlight?