hes got Loaadddssss


went to Bibel Class-With-A-Gun, Blasted-A-Nun
and Told Satun, Fuck Hell. send my Ass-To-The-Sun
I Wasnt Born I Was Hatched, Dumped in the Trash
with a Note Attached sayin someone pls Whip This Brats Ass
i never gave a Rats-Ass or a Flying-Fuck
Driving-Drunk ina Fire-Truck and got The Sirens-Stuck ... Whoooooooohh
Stompin on The Breaks Skidin out coz the Tires-Suck
went to pull u off my Dick and got the Plyers-Stuck
u better RUN coz im probly da only ONE
whos crazy enough to shoot yo ass with a knife and stab u with GUN

im just a Mean-Person, uv never Seen-Wors-Den
coz wen slim gets the M16-Burstin
u get spun backwads like every word of Obseen-Curson
on da b side of my 1st single but the Clean-Virsion

And If I dont have two balls and two Middle Fingers to Throw-Up
Im stickin each shoue off and stickin both my Middle Toes-Up

Ahh Theres Loads, ill post some more later

Whoa Whoa WHOA! What's the name of the song with the first set of lyrics??? That's probably the ONLY shady song i haven't heard.

HA HA, HAVE U HEARD THE SLIM SHADY SONG WITH BROWN TRUCKER THE HEAVY METALIST, HE RAPS OVER HEAVY METAL, THE HEAVY METAL BITS HORIBLE BUT SLIM SHADY MURDERS IT

TELL THE WORLD TO HOLD THERE BREATH!!! THERE BREATHING THE WRONG-AIR
THIS PLANET BELONGS TO ME AND THIS HIPPY WITH LONG-HAIR
TO WHITE-BOYS WHO SPIKE PUNKS AND something something
HANG AROUND DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND LIKE-NOISE
SLIM SHADY AND BROWN TRUCKER ANOTHER BUNCHA MOTHER FUCKERS
WHO HATE THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH-AS-EACH-OTHER
AND I AINT LEAVIN TONIGHT UNTILL I SEE NAKID BITCHES DANCING AROUND DRUNK TOUCHING-EACH-OTHER
something something SKETCHY
COZ WEN I STAGE DIVE, PPL R TO SCARED TO CATCH-ME
COZ ALL I DO IS CURSE-AND-FUCK
SO WEN I DO-SHROOMS U BETTER GIVE ME TWO-ROOMS COZ IM FUCKIN DA FIRST-ONE-UP
AND IF U SEE ME ON YA BLOCK U BETTER LOCK-YA-CARS
COZ U KNOW IM LOOSIN IT WEN IM RAPPIN OVER ROCK-GIATARS
DIS IS FOR PPL THAT BREAK RULES, PPL WHO STRAIGHT-FOOL
AND EVERY TEEN AGER THAT HATES-SCHOOL

lol@brown trucker

It's a song with Kid Rock. It's called Fuck Off.

Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)
Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from - Stir Crazy

Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it -Stir Crazy

Fuck blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like The Chronic was lost product -What's the Difference

HA HA, HAVE U HEARD THE SLIM SHADY SONG WITH BROWN TRUCKER THE HEAVY METALIST, HE RAPS OVER HEAVY METAL, THE HEAVY METAL BITS HORIBLE BUT SLIM SHADY MURDERS IT

TELL THE WORLD TO HOLD THERE BREATH!!! THERE BREATHING THE WRONG-AIR
THIS PLANET BELONGS TO ME AND THIS HIPPY WITH LONG-HAIR
TO WHITE-BOYS WHO SPIKE PUNKS AND something something
HANG AROUND DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND LIKE-NOISE
SLIM SHADY AND BROWN TRUCKER ANOTHER BUNCHA MOTHER FUCKERS
WHO HATE THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH-AS-EACH-OTHER
AND I AINT LEAVIN TONIGHT UNTILL I SEE NAKID BITCHES DANCING AROUND DRUNK TOUCHING-EACH-OTHER
something something SKETCHY
COZ WEN I STAGE DIVE, PPL R TO SCARED TO CATCH-ME
COZ ALL I DO IS CURSE-AND-FUCK
SO WEN I DO-SHROOMS U BETTER GIVE ME TWO-ROOMS COZ IM FUCKIN DA FIRST-ONE-UP
AND IF U SEE ME ON YA BLOCK U BETTER LOCK-YA-CARS
COZ U KNOW IM LOOSIN IT WEN IM RAPPIN OVER ROCK-GIATARS
DIS IS FOR PPL THAT BREAK RULES, PPL WHO STRAIGHT-FOOL
AND EVERY TEEN AGER THAT HATES-SCHOOL

...Two white boys who spike punch and light joints...

...Rum and Pepsi gotcha whole perception of me sketchy/ That's why when I stage dive people are scared to catch me//

...When I'm rappin' to rock guitars...

...children who break rules....

Seriously... I was just listening to that... I hate it but I like some of Kid Rock's shit when he isn't trying to be all gangsta gangsta...

yh, safe, i wasnt sure, its hard to make out wot hes saying, i dnt know nw of the heavy metalists


ne 1 know wot this song is, i probly got this bare wrong to, its with some other dude, its got a havy beat and shady destroys it, dunno wot its called

whos arm-is-dis, i musta cut it off at the pharmasist
for refusin to somethin somethin somethin
im da old man who lives upstares and Starves-His-Pets
and never leavs his house bcoz he thinks his Cars-Posessed
i Hate-My-Life dats y i Degrade-My-Wife
grabbed a papper plate to make and sandwidge and just Ate-Da-Knife
my mothers Screamin 'PLEASE HEAL EM AND TAKE EM STRAIGHT-TO-CHRIST'
meet u in da street and slap u just to Break-Da-Ice
made a bomb threat with a Fake-Devise
strip u Naked-Twise, pistel whip u and force u to Take-Advise
and if u catch me boppin my head to some 'boop' i was probly just trying to Shake-Da-Lights
Bugs fallin outta my head im wishin i was dead
wile im fallen out my bed somethin somethin
somethin i feel da sensation-burning somethin somethin urin
Screamin at my Shadows PLEASE QUIT FOLLOWIN ME
Pills keep Screamin PLEASE QUIT SWALLOWIN ME
da devils Screamin PLEASE GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE
i take da drugs b4 cops can find em on me

also


It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Pannies and stepped on Jenny
Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

and

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next
month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran threw alleys, parkin lots, and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!!
Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!


HaHaHa Joaksss Lyracs

yh, safe, i wasnt sure, its hard to make out wot hes saying, i dnt know nw of the heavy metalists


ne 1 know wot this song is, i probly got this bare wrong to, its with some other dude, its got a havy beat and shady destroys it, dunno wot its called

whos arm-is-dis, i musta cut it off at the pharmasist
for refusin to somethin somethin somethin
im da old man who lives upstares and Starves-His-Pets
and never leavs his house bcoz he thinks his Cars-Posessed
i Hate-My-Life dats y i Degrade-My-Wife
grabbed a papper plate to make and sandwidge and just Ate-Da-Knife
my mothers Screamin 'PLEASE HEAL EM AND TAKE EM STRAIGHT-TO-CHRIST'
meet u in da street and slap u just to Break-Da-Ice
made a bomb threat with a Fake-Devise
strip u Naked-Twise, pistel whip u and force u to Take-Advise
and if u catch me boppin my head to some 'boop' i was probly just trying to Shake-Da-Lights
Bugs fallin outta my head im wishin i was dead
wile im fallen out my bed somethin somethin
somethin i feel da sensation-burning somethin somethin urin
Screamin at my Shadows PLEASE QUIT FOLLOWIN ME
Pills keep Screamin PLEASE QUIT SWALLOWIN ME
da devils Screamin PLEASE GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE
i take da drugs b4 cops can find em on me

those lyrics are from the song "Watch Dees" with Eminem and some wierd guy that raps really wierd lol...and he's got some sick lines like with the fake-device and the cars possessed and all

Yh,that other guys some next freeky rapper, boy, lol

ive never heard any of those songs except for the one on the slim lp-----

i have alot of like demo songs n shit from him-n other unreleased shit---

wat r the names to those songs-n neother songs that r good lol

My adolescent years weren't shit to what I do now
I never grew up I was born grown and grew down
The older I get the dumber the shit I get in
The more ignorant the incident is I fit in
Ignorin the shit how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin a fit
I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
Its they who raised me and say the can take me
Its they who's legs I brake and make achy
Its they who mistake me and make me so angry
"I'll shit on you"
I'll spit on you
Start pissin' then do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin I said I'll cop a squat on you and
Start spillin my guts like chicken cordon bleu
And straight shit
Like notorious big did to that bitch
On his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down

i shit on you---ft d12

hes got Loaadddssss
Im just a Mean-Person, uv never Seen-Wors-Den
coz wen slim gets the M16-Burstin
u get spun backwads like every word of Obseen-Curson
on da b side of my 1st single but the Clean-Virsion

Thats my personal favourite Slim Shady lyric ever... And from the same song:

Cuz when I drop the science.. Motherfuckers tell me to stop the violence,
Start a fire and block the hydrants..

And

I plead the fifth like my jaws were muzzled
So suck my dick while I take a shit and do this crossword puzzle

Tactical espionage drunk on thespian scotch
Stickin my fuckin foot up a lesbians crotch while pedestrians watch

I came to the last show on a horse swingin a lasso
Drunk, with the asshole ripped out of an old bathrobe

Doctor slapped my momma "Bitch you gotta sick kid" Arrested, molested myself n got convicted
Wearin visors sunglasses n disguises cos my split personality is havin an identity crisis

Amebriated, til my stress is allieviated "Haha how in the fuck can Eminem and Shady be related?"

Lol At Da Cross Word Puzzle, Never Heard Dat 1 Wats Dat Frm, Yeah Nice Quotes Here, Shadys Cot So Manny Slim Shady Underground Tracks All Over The Place I Wish He Made An Album Or Mixtape With Em All

Forget a chorus my metaphores are so complicated it takes 6 minutes to get applause,and by the time ya'll catch on i'm endin your carreer and walkin away with the whole floor so you have nuthin to fall back on

my favorite^^

^Yeah Yeah Yeah dat 1s illllllll

Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
I'm just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first?
Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth
So I'm here to rule the planet, startin wit your turf
I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch
Wit smeard letters, runnin together in blurred spurts
I hang wit male chauvinist pigs and perverts
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's
My first words were "Bleep bleep" and "Curse curse"
Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt
My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs
Yankin out my stitches, hollering "Nurse nurse!"
"You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse!"
Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church
But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
And it's like that, and it's like that

Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
Fuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystands
the shit is in my hands, here's yo' life span
And for what yo' life's worth; this money is twice than
You grab a couple grand and lay up in Iceland
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin
Hurry up with the cash bitch, I got a ride waitin
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin
I want the whole pie, I won't be denied nathan
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin, clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
or gets ya description and sketches ya
Then connects you as the prime suspect
But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet
Cause I got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed, the best thing
would be for me to leave Taco Bell and hit up Chess King
And have the lady at the desk bring
money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the Mac
Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
This bitch tried escapin the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked
Then I slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin "Freeze!"
But I'm already wanted for sellin ki's
And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit the square in the chest, he wasn't wearin a vest
Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out
We were backin out this lady's Jag started blackin out
Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut ya yakkin mouth, 'fore I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window
like the girl on "Set it Off" did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal
Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though
Parents screamin: "Son, go in and call the police
Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a lick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles
And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped, musta been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck
But I think somebody seen me maybe
Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-a dropped the Beanie Baby
Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin "TRUCE TRUCE!"
(Don't shoot!) Surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint Schnapps

my favorite song^^

the first verse in 313.... the dopest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
too lazy to go find the lyrics..........

"The one man on the planet to drive off of the grand canyon// Hop out of a gran-dam and land in it hand standin" - Scary Movies

"I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale" - Scary Movies

"I'm holdin this mic for ransom" - DJ Kool Kid Freestyle

"This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin" - Nuttin To Do

"You couldn't flip shit playin on toilets with a spatula"

Eminem-The Watcher (One Half)

(Eminems remake of Dr Dre-The Watcher(eminem ghost wrote for dre)


Things just aint the same for psycho’s
Guns and rifles sharp knives I like those
I might just OD by the end of Tonight Show
The right dose I might wipe out this light poll
But the stragest things can happen from jabbin
pregnant women in the adomen till they cant have children
bitches get slapped up with drastic ass kicks
gay bashin fags with tire irons and rachets
ive seen um come ive watched um go
versace wow hey liberce hooo
I mighta bashed somebody you prolly know
Bucha faggots in your click screamin “its not me Nooooo”
Drug them out the closet and across the floor
Went and paid them a visit in the hospital
Stab um in the fuckin tonsils with a Popsicle stick
Sit back and watch um choke

Cause Every chair that I throw-People sue me for dough
They press charges on me-Till I cant fight any more((or HO-its not clear)
But every girl that I choke-I got lawyers I know
Who got judges they know so I suggest you stay home



Everybody can rep me now-

Please!!!

Im so weeded i can freestyle for 16 bars then stop and then repeat it
write it down and still be able to read it

-Rush Ya Clique

and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman

i dunno, not that gd but jus caught my attention as quite funny

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin

thats in the same verse, quite funny if u picture that happining

err ill think of more later probly, some sick slim ones

"Me and Pace had to flee in haste bein chased for some E and Jay's we boosted outa some Corien Place" - Macosa

"Slim Anus, you're damn right Slim Anus, i don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots" - Marshall Mathers

"I got a pitbull who eats sheep and spits wool and chews on human body tissue till it's stomach gets full// Skip school, barely went to class thinkin shit's cool/ Hid a loaded pistol under this retarted kid's stool" - Macosa

"I KILL-FOR-LESS/ And dump bodies in the muthafuckin WILDERNESS" - Whether Or Not

haha, nether heard tgem, nice

We interrupt your little world of perfectness
To bring you this shit to murder conservative's whit
To curse and diss with verses so merciless
These words can just fuck up your high worse than this
(*plays Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby bass sample without words*)

^that shit had me rollin the first time I heard it. It's like one of the best creative disses from Em.

-Whether or not

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooooooorld, it's fantastic, blah blah plastic...."

Yo, you might as well move to Italy
Look this guy is ripped (Paper Rip Sounds) Litteraly

i really cant be assed typing this out cause its massive and you have to hear the beggininng and last lines...search for the food stamp freestyle its sick as fuck...prolly best and funniest story he has been in...and who has that for every chair that i throw...hit me up i aint heard that

^

my mom sent me up to the store with a foodstamp
for a pack of ciggeretts and a book at the news stand
two dudes ran up, jumped out of a blue van
i looked down at the ground and picked up a huge branch
i swung it at the first dude
the other one with him seen it snapped so fast it looked like it broke +before+ it hit him
so he tried to rush - i swepted his anks, pinned him and bit him
and came back with 6 or 7 dudes screaming "GET 'EM!"
i grabbed one, lit him on fire, pinned him and bit him
the next faggot gave me his shoes like they didnt' fit him
one by one i just kept droppin them in the rythem
then i woke up...swinging in the middle of the kitchen

Upload It Plsss

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=26JY5GQX

Right thurr

Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer, stole ya mommas acura, wrecked it and sold it back to her

mess up your face and lips, slit your stomach and watch your guts split
cut you with the same razor that i use to shave my nuts with
hahaa

hermaphrodite with no appetite and you aint rappin right but you was takin rapid bites... of my dick while you was on it, my brain is haunted, i walk up in the place in a t-shirt with my stains on it..

"Stan"

If listern to any of his albums you will find the best of the best lyrics in the whole of hip hop

Aiyyo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks run
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I'm sliming pills or roaches, we sprayed and disinfects
and twist the necks of rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass in a track fucked up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm Infinite

I done plastic surgery just to look like em

this was a freestyle when he had words thrown at him and the word was taxicb.

he said ....

"taxi cab, i'll smack a fag with a maxi pad."
for some reason that had me lmbao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhQGUfPaU4&feature=related