Whats Your Favortie Big L punch line?. This is my dood right here dood is just sick.

My favortie Punch was.

"I'm large like the Great Lakes, with drug spots in 8 states"

I was Flippin out when i heard it like 2 years ago, i still remember

Yeah yo......................

Ask bevis, i get nothin but head...

psssh

“Props, I got the most, no MC comes close
Coast-to-coast, shows I host, foes I roast
Adios, I'm ghost”

“What I recite be taking hours to write
So if you bite just tell your man what kind of flowers you like”

“L's the nigga that crime follows
I'm hittin fine models and stabbin punks with broken wine bottles”

“Always sprayin Tecs, because I be stayin vexed
Some nigga named Dex, was in the projects layin threats
I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin”

“I got styles you can't copy bitch, it's the triple six
in the mix, straight from H-E-double-hockey sticks
Every Sunday, a nun lay from my gun spray
Fuck Carlito, we doin' shit the Devil Son's way”

“Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English”

“And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie”

“…before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head”

“Clowns get smoked about a thousand volts
For selling pounds of coke
Front in this town and get a tech stuck down your throat”

“Go ahead and front so I can try this right hand out
Across your jaw, L never lost a war
No respect for them faggots who enforce the law”

“I've got a left hook, that be leavin' guys knocked out
Keep frontin', and I'm a choke you till your eyes pop out”

“Take that suit off, before I shoot off, and tear your roof off
Leave your clothes bloody-red like the nose of Rudolph
I rocked many stages and never got booed off”

“To be sittin clean, in the mean beams is every teams dream
Big L's a Cream Fiend, with more green than Springsteen”

“On my skull the 666, no tricks
When I catch fits, my mom picks up the crucifix”

“A nigga hit me with a can of beer, then he ran in fear
Later they found him hanging from a chandelier”

“It's Big L and I'm all about taking funds
I'm a stone villian known for killing and raping nuns
Ayo I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches
Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes”

“they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye”

"breakin houses in with a chrome bar
i wasn't poor, i was po, i couldn't afford the 'or"

"I Pack a Gat, Not a Sling Shot
Step to this And get an Ass Whoopin Like rodney king Got"

"Trash Rappers I Tax And Spark
I be Wettin' Niggaz Up like Water Rides at Action park"

"L is The reble type, Im Ruff As A Metal Pipe
Fuck a benz cause i could pull Skinz On a Peddle Bike"

"Crimes I Commited, Im A Villian Admit it
Im the Type to murder you and tell your moms im the kid who did it"

"My Styles Hard Like Strong Lumber
Cute Chicks get The Dick, Ugly Bitches get the Wrong Number"

"Cloths Bummy, Nose runny, it's wasn't funny
a little dummy who tried to kill his mother for insurence money"

"Me and The devil is on the same team, Ill attack the mainstream,
With Ill raps thats poisen like gan-grene"

"On the ave i Bump rocks, Quick to give a chump Knots
You aint tuff, only thing you shootin is Jump Shots"

"I use to be a rich Nigga, Sellin Much Crack
To Make a long Story Short, I fell Off Like a Hub Cap"

"To get Cash I Gotta Beg
Cause When I reach in my Pocket All i feel is My Damn Leg"

"Robberies I did well,
When you look in the dictionary under villian you'll see a photo of Big L"

"When Niggas See me They take Flight,
Ill Even rob Jahova's if I catch One out on a Late Night"

"Step to This And get Shanked Up
I Knock Out So Many Teeth the Tooth Fairy Went Bank-Rupt"

"You aint make A Hit yet, You Flop In a Split Sec,
In The Showers the Only Time you get your Dick Wet"

"Me Bein A Virgin, Thats Idiotic
Cause if Big L got the Aids Every Cutie In the City got It"

"It's A Fact I Stay Geared, It's Should be Weird that Im Feard
Cause My Raps Are rougher then a Nappy beard"

"Mc's be Braggin Bout Cash they Coll-ect
But The chumps Is Like Ray Charels Cause They Aint See No Money yet"

"Facts On Track I Recite Well
Everey Body wanna be Like Mike, But Mike Wanna Be Like L"

that virgin line is sick fo' sho'. I don't remeber them entirely but i remember parts of his lines but not the whole bar.


witty one liner:
"battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phone booth/"

"I'm telling you shit is about to get drastic soon/
i'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon!/"
^(everybody in junior high at lunch period knows why that line is so ill)

my shit he was spitting fast as shit on this
"Big L is that nigga ya ex-pect To catch reck on any cassette deck
I’m so far ahead my time my parents haven’t even met yet"

^What song is that in?

^back2back wid jay z, it wasnt a proper song, more like a freestyle thing

"You were never a leader, what? nobody followed you?
you was never shit, you mama should've Swallowed You!"

Here Some More i remember........

"The crown is Still Mine Cause i Drop Ill Rhymes
Alotta rappers Talk that Murder Shit but couldn't Kill time"
From : let em have it L

"In 97' Harlem Kids is Blowin
And we dont trick, we'll let a bitch starve till her ribs is showin"
From: Five finger of death

"Feel the wrath of a phycho path
shoots it up like shaft turn your staff into a blood bath then Laugh"
From: Know what im about (very rare)

"G's were clocked, fat knots were in the socks
and cops who try to stop shop got knocked when I pop the glock"
From: Know what im about

"I fuck Ducks and they crews up, make em give the juewls up
those who refuse I sqeeze the ooze and light the fools up"
from: know what im about

"I had beef With this theif named randolf
Now he's in a casket dressed up with his hands crossed"
from: let em have it L

"At bein Bad I Couldn't Stop
When i was in pre school, i beat a kid to death with a wooden block"
from: devils son

"Im Livin up to my extortion Image, i be stalkin lennox
Catchin more bodies then abortion clinics"
from: Devils son

"I Roll with Scary crews, Come outta brawls barley bruised
Im puttin motherfuckers on the daily news"
From: All Black

"Im breakin Hottie Hearts, Niggas drop when my shottie sparks
There aint no food in my fridge....Just body parts"
From: Danger Zone

"Some say Im ruthless, Some say Im grim,
Once a brother don broke into my house and i robbed him"
From: LODPAD

"Cause im a Money getta, also a honey hitta,
u think u nice as me...Ha ha..use a funny nigga"
From: Put It On

"the school i went to a whole bunch rhyme,
so it was battles every day at lunch time,
a brother battled me once and was Plain wack
I played em so bad he left school and never came back"
From: School days

I be placin snitches inside lakes and ditches
And if I catch AIDS, then I'ma start rapin bitches
I'm all about makin papes kid
I killed my mother with a shovel just like Norman Bates did
My old man in the past, stuck me up without a mask
Then his ass cold dashed with my cash fast
Fifty G's is what the creep stole; so the next day
knocked on his door and shot his granny through the peephole

Big L - All black..

nigga was raw..

If you battle L you picked the wrong head,
I smash mics like corn bread, you can't kill me,
I was born dead

yo BIG L iz a beast kid 4 real R.I.P.

Big L is the best rapper EVER point blank, I'm a Cassidy fan but Big L is a beast fasho kid. Nobody fuckin wit dood...
1-2, 1-2, crews i run thru/
f*ck karate, Big L practice Gun-fu/
cuz im an MC assassinator/
i grab-the-mag,-and-leave-a-nag-leaking-like-activator/
step to this and get shanked up/
i knocked so many teeth out, the tooth fairy went bankrupt/\"
--Big L - Let em have it

"ask beavis i get nothin "but-head"

R.I.P Big L.. Word on that>

"You were never a leader, what? nobody followed you?
you was never shit, you mama should've Swallowed You!"

nice..

~1~

^ rofl good shit. I liked that butthead one too

Big L got too many to choose from for me to pick my fave

"i'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon!/"
Originally Posted by Johnny Witherspoon
everybody in junior high at lunch period knows why that line is so ill

Haha..... Exactly..

"breakin houses in with a chrome bar
i wasn't poor, i was po, i couldn't afford the 'or"

im lovin it

..Gyea that was nice^^..

~1~

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet."

everybody in junior high at lunch period knows why that line is so ill

hell ya

"breakin houses in with a chrome bar
i wasn't poor, i was po, i couldn't afford the 'or"

im lovin it

roflmao thats a fire one...

"You were never a leader, what? nobody followed you?
you was never shit, you mama should've Swallowed You!"

^ yea thats what i was gun say, that shit had me stuck for days.....

I'm a Big L fan as you can see from da name. His sickest punch line was:

" You fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what/ Nobody followed you/
You never shit/ Your mother should of swallowed you.

haha every single one u guys named was fucking tight
its hard to choose the best one from this mc hes to good at rapping
all his shit is dope

shout out to van city,it's good to see peeps keep it local.

favourite big L shits gotta be when he spits "i roll up and down harlem blocks,iced out watch,knocks in my socks,cops think i'm sellin rocks"and "I'm just a young cat,pockets dumb fat,talkin bout wheres the gunz at,i've been there and done that!!!!!!!!!!

all mc's keep it poppin from e.v. to the streetz of nyc

favourite big L shits gotta be when he spits "i roll up and down harlem blocks,iced out watch,knocks in my socks,cops think i'm sellin rocks"and "I'm just a young cat,pockets dumb fat,talkin bout wheres the gunz at,i've been there and done that!!!!!!!!!!

all mc's keep it poppin from e.v. to the streetz of nyc

"i roll up and down harlem blocks,iced out watch,knocks in my socks,cops think i'm sellin rocks"
Where's the punchline in that?

nah da best was .......

i woodn't give a chick 10 centz 2 put cheese on a whopper,
they wanna no y im so fly,
a gurl asked me 4 a ring and i put 1 around her whole eye ........ <<daz it

"Cuz we can put the guns down, and go one round
with the hands my man, I ain't the one who get dumbed clown"

Ill get back at this thead, he has tons....big l is sick...

"I told em give up the Doe before you Get Smoked
Oh you Broke (Gun Shots) Now you Dead Broke!"
Fram: Lifestylez

"Im no where near trash, so step to the rear fast
Or i'll have your queer ass cryin like Tear gas"
From: 93' freestyle

"Im makin Rap hits, I snap flicks and mack chicks
Just the slim ones ....You won't see L with no fat bitch"
From: 93' freestyle

"I wet shit up Like a floodage
Me and crew peal caps and carry gats like it's luggage"
From: 93' freestyle

"I wreck the Mic, Plus the whole stage
Rockin Corn Roll Braids, Im killin motherfuckers like Old age"
From: 93' freestyle

"I invited company, Murderd the four guest,
put a cap in every whores chest and ate they raw flesh"
From: Devils Son Remix

Dude had too many, i wuldnt kno where to begin

"breakin houses in with a chrome bar
i wasn't poor, i was po, i couldn't afford the 'or"

that shit is nice

yo i got a new luv for Big L after i heard that 7 Minute Freestyle...i thought he was ill back in the day but i was strictly tippin off the poetic shit (coug Nas) but L was the shit wit the punchlines

yea ....... but dont h8 on nas tho ....... he fire 2

"I told em give up the Doe before you Get Smoked
Oh you Broke (Gun Shots) Now you Dead Broke!"
Fram: Lifestylez


"Im makin Rap hits, I snap flicks and mack chicks
Just the slim ones ....You won't see L with no fat bitch"
From: 93' freestyle



^ ha ha ha!

yea ....... but dont h8 on nas tho ....... he fire 2
o i know but i was strictly on jay, nas and biggie...big l was barely on my radar..now...nigga is illl

Dis ma favorite shit cuz i be sayin dis shit o niggaz not on no bitin shit

In da streets raw like frightint liek lightning
u seen wat happen in ma last fight iigth den

dat shit was funyn az hell on dat 7 minute freestyle wit Jay Z

I think you mean...

In street brawls I strike men, quicker then lightin
You seen what happened in my last fight friend? Aight then

Yea dat shit i aint hear it rite couldn't hear good lookz dough

its not really a punchline but this is my fav on "MVP"

"I run up like machine gun kelly with a black skelly
put one in ya belly leave u smelly then take ur pelle pelle"

i fiil niggas with so much lead they can use they dick as a pencil

so we can neva be a couple hun... fuck lovethe only thing i got for hos is hard dick and bubble gum

im tellin u shit is about 2 get drastic soon,
im kwik 2 blast a goon n break a mothafucka like a plastic spoon .......

"Step to This And get Shanked Up
I Knock Out So Many Teeth the Tooth Fairy Went Bank-Rupt"

"battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phone booth/"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
My 2 favourites

"I ran through every bitch in my path
I was fuckin' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half"

'ask beavis i get nothin but head

Basiclly every line of his was a panch line fuckin king..
i dont belive we lost him.. i just cant belive it.. damn.. damn..

"In a street brawl I strike men, like lighting,
You seen what happened in my last fight friend?? Aight then!!!"

"Turn ya tux red, far from broke, got enough bread,
And mad hoes, ask BEVIS, I get nothing BUTT-HEAD.."

"Filling niggas with so much lead, they can use they dick for a pencil..."

and wen it comes to gettin nookie im not a rookie i got girls that make that tonie braxton chick look like whoopie

i got slugs for snitches, no love for bitches,
puttin thugs in ditches when my tirgger finger itches/

i leave trails of dead mics
where im from niggaz dudes get ran like red lights/

clowns get smoked about a thousand folks,
for sellin pounds of coke,
front in this town and get a tek stuck down your throat//

Front and get your brain pinched
Big L will have your whole gang lynched//

All through high school I had braids I kept mad blades
Stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades//

To catch wreck in any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet//DAYUM

On 1-3-9 you don't want a block war
Cause my crew will kill a nigga from the lobby to the top floor//

He didn't listen to what I was speakin
He started reaching
So I left him sleepin with his temple leaking// lol

Is Big L slow? Hell no
Bitches get fucked on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough//

alll these from that 7 min free wit Jay z

i had to but this out there from jay z this was crazy

Check it out, I'm too cocky
To stop me, you gotta kill me
And when I'm gone, you can still feel me
On the real, B
The shit is eternal, I rock the Heavens well
Even if they won't let me in Heaven
I raise hell, till its Heaven